Oct 1 2008Sarah Palin Look-Alike Needed For Adult Film
This is a craigslist posting in Los Angeles looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike to be in a porno. As you can see, no anal is required. So there goes our hope of Sarah Impalin' That Alasska.
Hit the jump for a NSWF portrait of a nude Sarah Palin that looks like it was painted by a 4th grader.
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Thanks to Izzy and Amanda, who both agree that the only suitable VP candidate is me.
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Reader Comments
1. Dillusional - October 1, 2008 1:41 PM
Is that peggy hill?
2. Clint - October 1, 2008 1:43 PM
OMFG... I hope Tina Fey signs on to this. That would be HOT!!!
BTW. Their concept artist sucks. That picture isn't even fap, fap, fap worthy.
3. Miles - October 1, 2008 1:43 PM
What? No anal? WTF! Oh, that's right... politicians don't take it up the ass, only their constiuents do.
4. Clint - October 1, 2008 1:46 PM
Why was the GW on craigslist section for adult gigs? Looking for new work? I hear you've got a thing for dinosaurs. Remember T-Rex from Orgasmo? Yeah, I'd hit that too. xD
5. Hunter - October 1, 2008 1:56 PM
Yeah that picture looks like it was drawn by a kid who submitted it to an art fair or something (2nd place, haha). This whole concept was sort of inevitable, wasn't it?
6. Thumperchica - October 1, 2008 2:01 PM
Note - they did not try to do this with Hillary's hysterically crazy ass...
7. fdsfdsfr4d - October 1, 2008 2:05 PM
i am gonna be in this porn!!!!
not as palin thou.
i m mr. OH-UHHHH-OHHHHHH-bama.
8. LSDiesel - October 1, 2008 2:05 PM
Um, okay. What concerns me is that they don't need John McCain look-a-like because that means.....oh God.....
9. Jazzman - October 1, 2008 2:25 PM
Wait... What!?!
10. guate6 - October 1, 2008 2:28 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Sarah Palin? Have I lived under a rock? no, I'm just uber busy and don't keep up with things as much as I'd like. I saw a video on youtube about how she's not a real soccer mom a while ago but didn't know she's a big player.
Someone kindly educate me please :)
11. Thumperchica - October 1, 2008 2:30 PM
@10 - Palin is the Republican VP nominee
12. SmokingGirl - October 1, 2008 2:33 PM
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
13. Kidatari - October 1, 2008 2:34 PM
Charlie James from Bangbros might look like Sarah Palin. all you need is some glasses and that awfull hairdo. check her out, and that might work out
14. taoist - October 1, 2008 2:35 PM
The nude portrait of Sarah Palin was done by a Chicago pub owner who used his daughter for a model.
Yes, that's right, she posed nude for her father. http://taoist.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/your-pds-for-the-day/
15. Thumperchica - October 1, 2008 2:44 PM
he used his daughter at a model for that painting? that makes me wetter than a 400lb man in 100degree weather.
16. Jumpin_J - October 1, 2008 2:47 PM
Why don't they just ask her directly? I hear she'll be free after Nov.5. BA-DOOM! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
17. Momboelitist - October 1, 2008 3:01 PM
I'd hit it and Never Back Down.
Wouldn't it be hot if we could have the look alike dress in a cow costume and make ice cream out of her own lactating breasts?
18. Jumpin_J - October 1, 2008 3:26 PM
That would probably blow PETA's mind. Is it breast milk or cow milk?... KA-BOOM!!!
19. guate6 - October 1, 2008 3:26 PM
#11: Thanks
Man, generous with the chest I'd say.
20. Stevie - October 1, 2008 4:20 PM
haha,, the moose... look at the moose!! hahaha
21. Benjamin Tudino - October 1, 2008 4:49 PM
Everybody better vote - especially you losers from other countries! Remember what Hitler said - as America goes so goes the world.
Vote Obama/Palin for president. They will make everything better.*
*than it would be if robots took over the world PEWPEWPEW
22. bernard fleming - October 1, 2008 4:50 PM
@20 - That's bullwinkle. She's hiding rocky between her thighs.
23. bobob - October 1, 2008 4:53 PM
it better be called 'erection campaign'
24. Jo Mama - October 1, 2008 5:01 PM
I think they should call it Moose Knuckle.
25. LSDiesel - October 1, 2008 5:08 PM
I'm just pissed that I'm not going to see Sarah Palin taking it in the pooper.
26. Paul - October 1, 2008 5:14 PM
@25 It says "optional," not "forbidden" - so don't give up hope.
I hope there's a shot of Palin taking Ann Coulter's penis. :P
27. LSDiesel - October 1, 2008 6:39 PM
@26, Technically, it says "No anal required" so I can give up hope you fuck head.
28. Ginormagantuan - October 2, 2008 1:44 AM
OOOOHHHHH SHIT!!!! tina fey in a porn acting like sara pallin would be so hot!
29. Paul - October 2, 2008 2:15 AM
@27 I'll give it to you in the brown eye, you limey
30. Jenn - October 2, 2008 2:23 AM
I like the little touches, like the polar bear skin rug, it really sets the mood...
31. Mort - October 2, 2008 2:40 AM
wow no one mention photoshop this must be a first
32. slagbag - October 2, 2008 5:58 AM
The advert doesn't rule out taking it in the face from 6 black guys at once, which is one of my favourite things. I think i'll apply.
33. assbastard - October 2, 2008 6:00 AM
Do you think they even asked Sarah Palin in the first place? I'd be gutted if someone made a porno about me and went straight for the lookalike.
34. Ginormagantuan - October 2, 2008 7:16 AM
damn, i'd pee in her butt! :-P
35. Obama is a Muslim schwoogie - October 2, 2008 7:30 AM
I HOPE they sign Tina Fey up for this one...
Someone needs to shove a giant cock into that bitch. Matter of fact, I'm thinking Bukkake.
36. LSDiesel - October 2, 2008 11:11 AM
@34, is that your initial thought when you see an attractive female? Or just your reaction to republicans...?
37. poop (muthafuckas!) - October 2, 2008 1:58 PM
@34, made me laugh hard
38. annakin skywalker - October 2, 2008 4:05 PM
nice ad placement above the comments...some media buyer is going to be in t-r-o-u-b-l-e
39. Avsky - October 2, 2008 11:40 PM
There's already Sarah Palin porno's out there ;) Can't remember the actress who "plays" her but they've done a few already!
40. brad0261 - October 3, 2008 8:34 AM
I hope they call the porno "Drill Baby Drill"
41. mark - October 4, 2008 10:28 AM
the film shud make a few mil
Pity the reel SARAH PALIN isnt appeerin in the film. They
wudnt need 2 raze taxz agen.