Sarah Palin Look-Alike Needed For Adult Film

This is a craigslist posting in Los Angeles looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike to be in a porno. As you can see, no anal is required. So there goes our hope of Sarah Impalin' That Alasska.

Hit the jump for a NSWF portrait of a nude Sarah Palin that looks like it was painted by a 4th grader.

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Loving, Naked Tributes to Sarah Palin Just Keep on Coming [nerve]

Thanks to Izzy and Amanda, who both agree that the only suitable VP candidate is me.

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