Oct 10 2008Put The Vintage PEW PEW Back In Your Life With A Steampunk Ray-Blunderbuss

Everyone below me.

hmmm, This is def cool. But not worth the $$$$.....'
Jo Mama is above me... I'm strangely comfortable with that...

Sure it looks cool, I guess - but does the damn thing shoot? For that much money I'd better be able to take out my neighbor's dog with that thing.

If this bad mamajama actually shot something.... just go ahead and engrave all 50 "JO MAMA".

"Sure it looks cool, I guess-but does the damn thing shoot?"
That was why my last girlfriend and I broke up.
*sniff*

Diesel - Shooting more blanks than Hugh Heffner.

i need on of those guns bad..... those damn squirrels are going to die..

Jo Mama - a bigger queer then robin

does it shoot flaming balls of dog crap wrapped in supermarket bags?
if it doesn't, then it's lame

Dear Dingo,

Listen here you cheesy anal discharge. If I wanted your lip, I would wipe it off my zipper.

Love,
Mama

Pew pewing in Gothy McSexyLegs there is more interesting than the gun to me.

D'ya think they'd make one with a stock in the shape of the Blue Oyster Cult symbol?

(Is there something terribly WRONG with the model's face / features? "It's a MAN, Man.")

Dear Jo mama,

Ram it up your ass you knob jocky!

sincerley
your daddy

Mom, Dad, quit fighting! Your going to wake the baby.

I meant "you're."

Diesel sorry to break it to ya but The Dingo ate ya baby.

@16, I hope he's prepared to take the weirdest shit of his life.

I am back from my break, get ready for some more imposturing

oh no

@18, bring it bitch!

that rules !!!!! I just bougth one to take on the Robot menic , it goes well with my alien skin rug ,

I have one of those and it totally works like that!

Fake!

That's a complete photoshop job. It kinda looks like Baja from Never Back Down holding a baseball bat too.

You can tell its a fake, the shadows are all wrong, and the power leads aren't sufficient to carry enough energy to provide much PEWPEWPEW.

(Lord Cockswain's "Unnatural Selector" A Ray-Blunderbuss from Dr. Grordbort.)

uh huh...

@Amy: I don't think it does, but yeah, it does look pretty fucking cool.

But not $4,500 - $7,900 cool, that's for sure...

My daughter is going to make one for me in her welding class for $200. And it WILL work! Pew Pew, sucka!

Not trying to be an ass or anything, might just be my opinion, but i think all things steampunk look awful stupid, like that movies wild west with will smith in it.....

Just noticed the tag "Steam, Brass, or Ass, No One Rides for Free" and that, made my morning, LMAO

I wish GW posted on the weekend. If I have to work on a saturday, then he should too!

Wow, she's really cute..

Sucks to be you Big d i'm naked at home eating cheetos, but it does suck waiting tell monday to comment on new shit!

@thunper skid row huh? NICE!

@12 - She has a face?

@30, the trouble I have with eating cheetos naked is that somehow by the end of the day, my penis is always orange.

@33 shit happens when you eat cheetos naked..................................then pee pee touch

this is much better than the blunderbus; FAP !

http://www.wetanz.com/holics/index.php?itemid=795&catid=2

Orange dick (or Orangecock, to be technical) is no laughing matter. In 2007 alone it was the direct cause of close to 1600 college students refraining from performing coitus.

Now that's fucking science, my friends!

LMAO!

@36, that comment was dangerously cheesey.

Damn my comments are fuckin' tight man. I get all worked and juicy up thinkin' 'bout the heat I bring to this blog!

@31 - ty

Dear daisy,
your a totally dumb and retarded bitch. most big time advertisements ARE photo shopped. none the less, there is a whole website selling these. :P

Not to mention how you said the sex suctioncups were fake too. a guy even posted the prices and the website to get them.

and about the actual product...
the product itself would be cool to have, but its WAY WAY WAY over priced. thats like paying 100 bucks for a pet pebble. not to mention it doesn't shoot anyway. (or at least not with lethal force). so if you ask me, its a tottal waist of money. they're probably gonna sell like, 5 to the general public and only celebrities and computer technicians would be the rest of the customers.

@4, Any "first" that you take credit for is the gayest first ever.

And speaking of gay, I heard there was this indie dude who made a giant boat out of a guitar. Man, good thing he wasn't into metal, or else he might have gone and attempted to make a plane out of a "flying V".

POOD POOD!!

@41: words x_x

UPDATE THE FUCKING SITE , THIS IS BULLSHIT .

That sirs is no lady, she's showing far too much leg to be a true victorian damsel.

Her skirt should nearly reach the floor and the blatant sensuality in heruncovered wrists makes me bible biting mad. Such blatant eroticism is unseamly in a lady.

#45 - The geekologist is a lazy drunkard. He doesn't work weekends. He says genius can't be scheduled, but I say he drinks too much and always has semen stains on his pants and hands. We agree to disagree.

If you are looking for big fake boobs, and weekend updates then you should look at my site - http://www.thesuperficial.com/.

We don't now and never will have a password system. Impersonators welcome!

Superficial Writer

@41 - You appear to be the dumb and retarded one.

Its funny that you only looked at this and the suction cup articles. You insist that something is true because its on the internet, and think this is a big time ad.

NEED.... NEW... POST....

Lsat!!!!