Oct 24 2008OLD!: Grocery Store Wars
This is an older video but I'd never seen it, so I assume there are some of you out there that haven't either. It's Star Wars made in a grocery store with produce and other edibles, with a "buy organic and free range products" undertone. Well, not so much an undertone. More of an overtone. Oh, and rumor has it that it's fake, been shopped (the shadows are all wrong), and is actually a deleted scene from the summer blockbuster Never Back Down. *puts gun in mouth*
Thanks to Nava, who likes the way asparagus makes his pee smell.
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Reader Comments
1. Davo - October 24, 2008 2:58 PM
cool
2. Davo - October 24, 2008 2:59 PM
And now Daisy is famous...
3. me - October 24, 2008 3:00 PM
3rd not bad
4. mamadough - October 24, 2008 3:02 PM
what the hell are going to say now daisy?
5. BOOSH - October 24, 2008 3:03 PM
bronze
6. Sharpie - October 24, 2008 3:06 PM
they actually put alot of effort into this, i hate star wars and anything to do with it but this was kinda cool.
7. mamadough - October 24, 2008 3:06 PM
1. that organic corn was gnarly looking.
2. i'm going to start giving all of my nanners guns.
8. Sharpie - October 24, 2008 3:15 PM
Oh yeah, and I'm a giant fag.
9. SODAssault - October 24, 2008 3:27 PM
Congratulations, Daisy.
And by congratulations, I mean "fall in a well and die".
I think I speak for all of us when I say you were quite unfunny the first time, and this never had a chance of becoming even a minor forced meme due to the raging faggotry evident within your pointless catchphrase.
You fail at internet celebrity. Now t*** or GTFO.
10. Daisy - October 24, 2008 3:28 PM
Im speechless......
11. Sharpie - October 24, 2008 3:28 PM
Oh yea, and I like to shit on everyone's fun. Just so I can pretend to be different.
12. Test Tickles - October 24, 2008 3:29 PM
Looks like we won't be needing Daisy anymore. And it looks like GW actually pays attention to us. Pay attention to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg
13. Boost - October 24, 2008 3:29 PM
Let's hear it for Never Back Down!
Woooooo!!!!
*takes a hit*
14. LSDiesel - October 24, 2008 3:32 PM
Congrats Daisy. Post after post you remind us that the world is fake and probably photoshopped. You remind us how Never Back Down is an allegory of our lives and how everything can be rooted back to it.
Well Daisy, this time and this time only, I appluad you. Your efforts have finally paid of, and never backing down proved to be the key to your suck-cess.
Star Wars in a grocery store. George Lucas must be rolling over in his grave. Yes, he's dead, but his body is still animated through the force.
15. JohnnyIrish - October 24, 2008 3:33 PM
They kind of remind me of.. oh great. Now I can't get the song:
"Oh Wherrrre.. is my hairbrush? Oh wherrrrre is my hairbrush??.."
..out of my head. :P
16. ShitBitch Carl - October 24, 2008 3:42 PM
F*** organic food.
Daisy's repetitive comments actually eventually prompted me to watch that movie. It was like a new version of the Karate Kid. I expected far less than it delivered.
17. Elmo - October 24, 2008 3:45 PM
So, here's your lesson of the day, kitties
follow Daisy's footsteps and you to will become famous
but that doesn't mean people will like you
*puts gun in mouth*
18. Davo - October 24, 2008 3:50 PM
I might actually watch Never Back Down as well this weekend.
Congrats Daisy (I think?)
Oh, and "Darth Tater", haha, that is genius.
19. Taint Smell - October 24, 2008 3:55 PM
Congrats, Daisy.
Now let's work on Sharpie being mentioned as a homo or LSDiesel being an unfunny jackturd.
20. LSDiesel - October 24, 2008 4:11 PM
@19, You're an unfunny jackturd. Did that hurt? No? Didn't hurt me either.
Ass clown.
21. Elmo - October 24, 2008 4:18 PM
HEY that's where that dude got the idea for a cantaloupe Death Star
22. Daisy - October 24, 2008 4:47 PM
Thats great!
This is a copy of the lost Star Wars reels, or a very good immitation.
According to IMDB George Lucas made a test film ot what would become his greatest success using vegetable animation, and this is probably it. In fact the entire film runs 11:38 which is where he got the number which figured so prominently in his later works.
Going on in the history of the piece its said he used a whole weeks pay to finance the test, and you can see all $45.78 after taxes up there on the screen.
Thanks to Major_Beau_Noir. He's harder than Han Solo in Carbonite!
23. Daisy - October 24, 2008 4:49 PM
PS: #10 is the imposter, #22 is the real me.
You can Tell #10 is fake because his shadows are all wrong.
Its kinda like the imposter scene from Never Back Down.
24. Daisy - October 24, 2008 6:57 PM
okaladokie im an idiot
25. ali - October 24, 2008 9:50 PM
@ 23.
that post just proved that you are in fact, the real daisy. i love you.
26. TetraShiva - October 24, 2008 10:52 PM
Thank Jebus there's been (somewhat) of an official recognition of how bad the comments have become recently. For a while there I thought there was a team of retards suspended from school with a grudge to settle, or something.
27. guate6 - October 25, 2008 12:46 AM
I don't really care how old this is, I actually enjoyed it. Well done.
28. Daisy - October 25, 2008 5:54 AM
Guys suck-cess doesn't come easy. You can never even begin to imagine how many times I slept with G writer to get him to write this article. if u want such luck, be ready for some P-E-N-E-ummm-yum-T-R-A-T-I-O-N.
Also GW has an awful 9 inch long & 3 inch thick member, so I photoshopped it to a managable size. True, the shadows were all wrong, but the quality of fun was I-M-M-E-N-S-E. it was all just like in the movie Never Back Down where the hero gets impaled by a baseball bat.
29. bernard fleming - October 25, 2008 11:29 AM
@26 - I don't see it that way at all. Its appears to be official recognition that the comments are better recently.
30. Tim - October 25, 2008 10:13 PM
i lol'd in real life
31. Toolkit - October 26, 2008 3:30 AM
No real girl would say talk of a 9" with 3" Dia.
Girls would say "Oh !! I simply looovveee to be f***ed"
So the Daisy we're seeing is still photoshopping,
and getting all his shadows wrong.
What a Dazy f***er !!!!
32. Bond, James Bond - October 26, 2008 11:26 AM
@31 - why do you think Daisy is a man?