Oct 13 2008Not Our Children!: Toy Doll Promotes Islam

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What's this world coming to? :(

it's cooing..

re:3,

It's cooling like a crazy mofo saying "Islam is the light".

Damn those evil toy making liars. A few years back I complained that my tickle me Elmo was telling me he was going to kill my cat. I called and complained and they told me I was crazy. Two weeks later, my cat disappeared. Who's laughing now? Wait... I'm confused.
I don't care what I was saying, that doll isn't saying a damn thing about Islam. And, last time I checked, Islam isn't a curse word.

Sounded like "Islam is the light" to me. I say burn it along with any other religion influencing dolls or doll accessiories!

Awwww, it's cute.

Yeah, sounds like "islam is the light" to me too - and you don't have to strain very hard to hear it - it's pretty clear.

Because "Satan is King" is clearly an Islamic message, right? 0.o

No wonder muslims think we're douches.

I like how the first lady says "Islaman is the light". Islaman? Ooookaayy. And the lady in the black hair needs to be punched in the face. Twice.

WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!

It's clearly saying 'Enxxahiind Ist Alahiid' which is a common statement in the Tau-Parelaethian tongue (native inhabitants of the planet Tau-Parel). In english it roughly translates to 'Unfortunately, I do not comprehend you're inquiry, you will have to restate your inquiry in a form that bears more clarity'.

That is a cheap toy, the recording is terrible sounding and the child recorded should have been younger, and possibly more obese to produce a better infant sound.

But if the girl likes it, leave her alone, it's not as if she hears 'Islam is the light'. Maybe she hears something simple and sweet. A parents willingness to destroy their child's innocence so early on is frightening and depressing.

Keep your pathetic shortcomings and hang ups away from your children! Please!

This doll makes a lot of sense. I'd like to hear a little more about it's beliefs.

hah thats funny. I once had a GI Joe that told me to kill my sister. I did. And I'm typing this from prison. Dolls are great!

holy f***ing shit i hate the bible belt! i thought america was supposed to be the melting pot of people, religion, and freedom. but only if the people are white and christian. f*** you white america!

One time, my tickle me elmo told me to bring gun to school.........

@11 good point. I thought so as well. at first I thought it called me gay, but upon closer inspection, it said whatever you said.

It's times like these that make being an American embarrassing as hell.

I'd like to expound on #10's post and say with absolute confidence that any of the women featured in this news story as well as the reporter could disappear and nobody would even notice. ***Hint hint*** their name and location is at the bottom of the screen. See if you can find them all!

daaaayum...these people are trippin!!!

Wasn't this a South Park episode?

I'm with number 13. It's clearly saying SOMETHING is the light and I'd really like to know what it is.

all i hear is 'mama'. *shrug*

stupid f***ing american religious wierdoes. Just you wait. Soon enough, theyre god will die like the rest.

wtf that so offensive. muslims dont even think satan is king those stupid sons of bleeps. who has THAT KIND OF TIME

@ 9, 10, 12: I cannot but quote your wise words.

@ 10 - No thanks Ollie!!

#15, fyi, those bitches are in long island, not the bible belt.

I really hope that little girl in the clip wages holy war on these turdburglers when she grows up and makes pipe bombs in her basement whilst listening to krautrock and smoking hookahs

Funny, I heard her say "Miss lamb is light." ZOMG! That doll is promoting beastiality!

I meant to type "Miss lamb is tight". Sorta takes the fun out of the joke now.

I am kinda pissed they told us what people think the doll says BEFORE letting us hear the doll. The power of suggestion tells me that babydoll sure does speak well for an infant.

"What did you say? ISLAMA? You're grounded, young lady!!"
/facepalm

Fake!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong. It kinda looks like a scene from "Never Back Down IV - Allah's Revenge"

what a crap toy. Not because it's saying anything but because damn those mechanisms are LOUD.
Maybe it's batteries are dying. I had a Teddy Ruxpin when i was little and it sounded downright demonic when it's batteries got low.

I always thought babies made more "durka durka" sounds.

Wow! All these posts of hatred are so much better than the doll controversy. What loving and friendly people you all are. Your warm hearted wishes of death to people not like you is like a breath of fresh air in the morning. After all, those Christian types are such a big threat to your perfect way of life.

I just can't get enough of hatemongers and wish there were more just like you.

This doll is clearly reciting the lines from the 5th fight scene in Never Back Down. It was a short scene.

Kansas and Pensylvannia...hearing things...mmmmm...

Sounded like islam is the light to me. Even if the doll makers didn't intend it, that's what it sounds like.

Remember those furbies that were cursing or that teletubby that said "faggot, faggot, faggot, bite my butt"? Those got pulled from the shelves.

Islam is the light! And when I say light, I mean a 50 megaton slamdunk on mecca.

asalam alakum my brothers.

Free country my taint!

thats what you get for making these morons think anything other than christianity is terrorism. Turrism! this is Turrism. Turrists!

This doll really isn't that bad, I just saw a clip of the week on The Soup of a baby male doll whose penis rises and pisses when you tickle his belly. If parents are concerned about suggestive toys...

Video's Here (it really is one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPha5xIt-jY

that's what they get for crashing planes into buildings, beheading journalists, beating their own women, chopping off peoples hands that steal bread, honor killing their children because they were "westernized".....

Till I see a Baptist Preacher or a Catholic Priest behead someone on TV,

F*** you islam, f*** you very much.

Not that I am Muslim by any means, but to ignorantly throw all forms of terrorism under that muslim name kinda says a lot about how smart you are (or aren't).

Listen, #43, I hear what you're saying. I hate terrorism, and all those who support it. I hate it with a passion.

But to lump everyone who calls themself a muslim into that category is not exactly correct. I know I'll be rediculed for standing up for something, so f*** you all ahead of time.

I just get sick of assholes who don't know anything

Sorry diesel, but I lost a good friend on the 40th floor of the wtc and personally I don't give a f***.

I will never forget that it was muslims that killed him. From multiple countries, some of which are supposedly our "allies"

Insult my intelligence all you want, stand up for islam all you want, it doesn't change the fact that they hate you. They hate ALL of you. You're infidels, get it? They'll still go to heaven even if they KILL infidels.

Muslims that live in the US and would be considered moderate by our standards are HATED and branded as traitors by the rest of their kind. Make no mistake they are a minority.

How can you tell the diffence between a muslim who loves living in the US and one who wants to blow the shit out of it? The muslims who trained at US flight schools didn't even fool anyone, but because of political correctness were allowed to do what they did.

I didn't really mean to get in a debate about this, but since I have nothing better to do, why not?

I never said I was a supporter of Islam. I was just trying to bring another angle to the mix.

Do I hate terrorists? Yes.
Should they all be put to death? Yes.
You're forgetting, at the end of the day, I'm on your side. I think that we forget that on this site. I think any of us would really be hard-pressed to say that we really support terrorism or any of its forms.

I'm not arguing ethics or religion.

To use an analogy, Just because must of you on this site don't get laid doens't mean all of us don't.

See that? I just assumed that because you're posting on a tech site, you don't have a woman and probably resort to having sex with grapefruits.

Two words:

Stupid americans.

two more words:

Europe smells

@ right fury: My cousin was molested by his Christian preacher, my grandfather was hung by a Christian lynch mob, my great great grandmother was burned at the stake for being a witch by christians. Luckily, I have an IQ much much higher than 75, so I don't hate all Christians. I'm sorry that you don't have such good fortune.

Yea RightFury. Lick my goddamn islamic balls.

that reminds me of the time that Telly Tubbies doll was suppsoedly saying "be gay" or some odd shit.

My daughter has this doll and loves it and now all I can here is Islam is the light. That sucks. Thanks for ruining this doll for me crazy people with nothing better to do than attack scapegoats.

That bearded man hurt me now i hate all bearded men cos they are all the same. It's ok to hate them cos they hurt me and i dont believe in logic and the jews buried dinosaur bones back in the 20's

they terk er jerbs

turrists

whiite poower

No white man ever blew up any buildings, did he? ohhhhhhhhh wait, wait, let me check wiki

This Def says "Islam is the light" This in my mind is proof that there is a conspiracy of mind warping propotions.

What it should say is MAMA or BURP ....

OK boys and girlies. We all felt the WTC tragedy. We all know it was an attack carried out by Islamic EXTREMISTS, now if we label ALL

Hmmm... I was going to post a really long ranting comment about the obvious absurdity of everyone hating everyone for hating everyone, and it submitted half way through. I'll take the hint and stay out of it...

This is a "geek site", right? Then instead of arguing like little kids, why hasn't someone hacked the doll and put in whatever sounds they wanted in the doll, then posted the hack for 15 min of internet fame?

Last!!!! Anyone after me is irrelevant and gay.

yay i am irrelevant and gay!!!! oh wait...damn it.

@43: Welcome to this planet. We call it Earth. Since you surely come from a galaxy far, far away, let me tell you something about the catholic hierarchy.
A lot of catholic priests raped an even greater amount of children.
They speak about richness of the soul, but they are the first to go around with golden jewelry on luxury cars.
In the past, they burnt witches, promoted crusades (that were called "holy war" and promised heaven to those who would have died... is this different in any way from the concept of jihad?) tried to convert using violence native people in at least five continents.
They constantly were against science (did the name Galileo arrive in your planet?)
Even right now they fight every day against scientific research, and sometimes they do sadly win (you see, we have these things called stem cells that could be so useful, but in several European country we can't use them because these kind of research has been banned under the church pressure).
Now, I'm not Muslim, I'm European and atheist. I simply refuse to see the term Islamic as an offense or as synonym for terrorist, otherwise every time I'll hear the word "Catholic" I'll intend it as a synonym of "Gay pedophile".

Every single religion did shit in the past and is doing it now. Maybe we should just respect more each other and different cultures, because as I said Thinking that "Muslim is bad" is like thinking "Catholic is pedophile".

Sadly ignorance has a great role in hating people without a reason --> "ISLAMAN is the light"? Islaman??

Screw Islam and every Muslim that hates Americans. Get the HELL out of our country and TAKE OBAMABUT WITH YOU!!!!!!

We might smell, but we can take a shower...what about your dumbness?

dude i f***ing went to the store and found this demon baby and this is completely true its scarier in person

to right fury,
believe what you want hillbilly, you're still a moronic cunt.

this story must have come about on a slow news day. or maybe the journalist (and i use that term loosely) was about to get the axe. either way, whoever is enraged is making a big deal out of nothing. there are toys that quote the bible, you don't see people of other faiths all up in arms about it now do you?

live and let live. go buy your demented children a different toy, and get over it.

Because i'm an asshole and like to ressurect dead topics, i'm gonna go ahead and necro this shit up. Anything in the world that has to do with religion should be burned to the ground. And then gigantic sessions of hypnotherapy to rid everyone's minds of religion to fix the world. Then we can all be scientific and look at the facts instead of being militant religious jackasses.

Ummm...ACTUALLY those soccer mom's are right because I work at Wal-Mart and we had a recall on them and I got one of those dolls and it does say "Islam Is The Light". They aren't RETARDED they are correct. And you shouldn't be talking shit just because you don't think it says it. Have you even listened to one of those dolls??? It says it clear as day! And it's not just a small amount of people that are saying it! It's most! Everyone I had listen to the doll agrees too so before you go and talk a bunch of shit maybe you listened to one of the dolls that were put on the shelves after those got pulled off so get your facts straight ASSHOLE!!!!

Oh and P.S. I'm a mom and I'm 20 years old with perfect hearing and I know what I heard. I've listened to it over and over and over just to try to prove my fiance wrong and it DOES say it.

CNN and MSNBC both found dolls that did say those words. You did not have to struggle to "interpret" what was said. it was very clear and in English.

@29 funny thing i had a teacher called "miss lamb" ....

"Remember those furbies that were cursing or that teletubby that said "faggot, faggot, faggot, bite my butt"? Those got pulled from the shelves."

Actually, those were bullshit too. Apparently, you've never heard of Snopes.

Did anyone else read this far into the comments? If you answered yes, ou must be bored at work. (because I am). So to further comment on the religious extremist case, now think of a "catholic priest" that gains political support, and decides to take action for what he believes is wrong by suicide bombing his enemies, and taking other cruel and violent actions. Catholicism won't become wrong just because of the one guy and his followers, but unfortunately if they say they are catholic, they will make others (who are ignorant of the original set of beliefs) believe catholics are cruel and violent. Just like in the crusades, all of them ignored their God given commandment of not killing others. But called themselves holy warriors and catholic God followers. But a smart person would know the difference.