Oct 28 2008Not Awesome: Worst Body/Case Mod Ever

Not only does this moron have a sarape tacked to the wall as a window treatment, he's got a freaking computer duct taped to his nuts. Now why is he not being electrocuted? And, more importantly, who the hell took the picture? $20 says it was his mom.
Caption Contest: Naked man who is also a computer; eye bleach not included [engadget]
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Reader Comments
1. I'm a Computer - October 28, 2008 6:16 PM
GW take my picture down, seriously.
2. OJ's Mom - October 28, 2008 6:24 PM
Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.
3. JESUS - October 28, 2008 6:28 PM
no...why even post this...WHY??!!
4. RIMTUCK - October 28, 2008 6:30 PM
He does mathematical on his wall.
5. C-Basstian - October 28, 2008 6:34 PM
im willing to bet his sister which is also his girl friend is that bitch from houston with the really nasty apartment...
6. Mcfeely Smackup - October 28, 2008 6:37 PM
Duct tape is conductive...as in conducts electricity. well done jackhole.
7. C-Basstian - October 28, 2008 6:40 PM
a home made tron 2 movie coming out this summer!
8. RWhitfield - October 28, 2008 6:41 PM
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9. Nacon - October 28, 2008 6:42 PM
Jesus Christ.....
I can tell that is fake because I don't see any Ram sticks and cpu on the motherboard.
Also, the monitor wire and PSU (power) wire isn't hooked up. You can see his power outlet on that wall.... there's no black wire hanging out from there, thus no power is giving his.... stupidity PC body/case mod.
Look at his wallpaper on his desktop.... it's a picture of some idiot with a bling necklace.
That kid need a punch in the head.
10. facepunch - October 28, 2008 6:43 PM
he's more machine than man now.
11. mamadough - October 28, 2008 6:47 PM
the most tasteless thing is the mexican taco blanket over the window. im surprised that it wasn't a smurf bed sheet.
12. Vincent - October 28, 2008 6:50 PM
hope this guys not trick-or-treating in my area
13. the sysop - October 28, 2008 6:50 PM
cyber sex! get it?
http://www.howtolosegirls.com
14. I Never Backed Down - October 28, 2008 6:58 PM
The shadows are all wrong, and the computer screen appears to be the opening credits of Never Back Down
15. Sad Panda - October 28, 2008 7:02 PM
My CPU is a neuronet processor, a learning computer
16. dr.jayfer - October 28, 2008 7:05 PM
This is totally fake the shadows are just terrible and it kinda looks like that scene in never back down where the Tronbies start running around in duct tape and eating hard drives.
Otherwise i think it's real because you can see all of the wires in the room leading to a power strip behind the chair and it is also getting an error.
WARNING: Windows has experienced excessive crotch moisture and will self destruct in -=#BOOOOOOOOOM#=-
17. dr.jayfer - October 28, 2008 7:06 PM
Damn took too long to type it
18. claire - October 28, 2008 7:06 PM
well, if you can't duct it...
19. Mike - October 28, 2008 7:06 PM
dugg for crotch moisture.. doh wrong site.
20. LSDiesel - October 28, 2008 7:07 PM
Who leaked this? I am f***in' pissed man...
21. CaptainMorgan - October 28, 2008 7:11 PM
His "Stupid Mother-F***er Board" seems to be hooked up correctly, but his head isn't screwed on right.
Wonder if he's ever heard of a "LAPTOP" computer. Ya, it's wireless and very portable.
If he was REALLY proud of this accomplishment, he would show the world his face. But instead, he has stained our eyes with his partially naked body covered in duct tape and circuit boards. His mom isn't proud, she's amazingly tolerant of her 'gifted' son.
22. Darrell - October 28, 2008 7:24 PM
Go Go Gadget Floppy!
23. Stormy - October 28, 2008 7:33 PM
Do you think he wears that out? I could totally see him dressed in that trying to pick up chicks with some line like "you make my softwear turn into hardwear" or something else equally lame.
Oh what a sight that would be to see, especially if the girl spilled a drink on him while he was plugged in....
24. Atrides - October 28, 2008 7:42 PM
Lest we forget: He's also a fatty.
25. CaptainMorgan - October 28, 2008 7:54 PM
INT. Local Pub. Night. Music plays in the background.
Geek: (approaches) Good evening, m'lady.
Chick: *sigh* Mmm. Riight. (turns away)
Geek: Pardon me, but I couldn't help but perform a Google search on you from across the room.
Chick: *ignores*
Geek: You see the hypotenuse of exostential reasoning indicates that there is a greater than negative possibility that we may engage in some downloading this evening.
Chick: Whaaat!?
Geek: It all stems from the calculations performed from here (points to crotch). That is the neural processor - the brains of this unit, you could say.
Chick: Uh, huh.
Geek: Yes, that is where my hard drive is located. Your software and receptor would engage the unit to download the entertainment or games you would prefer.
Chick: So that thing works, does it?
Geek: Oh yes, it is very much turned on right now.
Chick: Really?
Geek: Yes.
Chick: *pours drink on him* (tips hat to Stormy)
Geek: *sparks and shakes*
Chick: Oops. Guess you let your firewall down.
26. Stormy - October 28, 2008 8:01 PM
Ah, that is exactly how I pictured in it my head. Brilliant!
Now I sort of want to run into this guy when he's out in that...
27. Sarape! - October 28, 2008 8:25 PM
Sarape! not serape... f***
28. Todero - October 28, 2008 8:39 PM
Very nice those curtains :)
29. Daisy - October 28, 2008 8:58 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
It looks more like the parts to Baja's computer pasted onto Max, both from the movie NEver Back Down.
30. El Pável - October 28, 2008 10:05 PM
hahaha...
the funniest: The zarape!
I really love this blog...
31. RIMTUCK - October 29, 2008 12:07 AM
fake shadows of never back down.
32. c45j - October 29, 2008 3:07 AM
you ask who be taking the picture? probably using a tripod.
33. poonhandler - October 29, 2008 3:08 AM
yeah it's been said before, but this is from Never Back Down.
It's the part where the protagonist goes to herfirstcakefart.gov
34. imposterer - October 29, 2008 4:00 AM
I read somewhere that this is the new laptop prototype for 2009.
The most portable desktop computer ever!
35. The_Don - October 29, 2008 4:12 AM
Atleast give him some credit for creativity, what with the nice interior decoration and designer curtains. And although he was otherwise as naked as the day he was boern, he preferred to wear socks just in case there's a Police raid and he needs to run. It prevents calluses.
Morons like these want social security. They should ask for social capital punishment.
36. Z.Z. Acolyte - October 29, 2008 4:18 AM
I heard he uses his dick as a WACOM pen.
37. Mort - October 29, 2008 4:40 AM
sorry have to say totaly fake as the hard drive data cable is not actualy plugged in to the hard drive so how the hell that system is booting up is beyond me.
Epic Fail.
38. assbastard - October 29, 2008 7:38 AM
If only his mother/girlfriend would put the camera on self-timer and get dressed up as a human USB hub. Wait, - with a bit of effort they could even make a human LAN party... Now THAT would be some HOT SHIT.
39. TehNewbHunter - October 29, 2008 9:21 AM
as if he has a girlfriend.
40. Sinner - October 29, 2008 9:44 AM
Windows 95 error message: WARNING: Windows generates idiots!
WTF???
41. steve - October 29, 2008 9:53 AM
This guy got drunk, pissed off his friends, and when he passed out, they taped a bunch of computer junk to him and his junk. The kicker is the duct tape on his nuts and they stole the mouse.
42. OJ's Mom - October 29, 2008 10:26 AM
@25 - That's some funny shit right there.
43. Foobar - October 29, 2008 10:27 AM
I wonder where he put the windows product key sticker.
44. Thumperchica - October 29, 2008 10:46 AM
almost makes you wonder what's on his head...
45. DC - October 29, 2008 10:54 AM
So sad, he is using a PC instead of a Mac
46. Benjamin Tudino - October 29, 2008 11:08 AM
I'll wait for the steampunk version to come out.
47. Elmo - October 29, 2008 2:01 PM
EWWW pornoooo geeky
48. The Don - October 30, 2008 12:41 AM
He knew, he knew, he knew better to really hide his face.
What a survivor. Attention seeking bastard.
It's actually me. You pieces of shit. So how do you like my gay happy self.
I got geekologie to put me up on his own mother f***ing site.
I got show cased see no Sharpie and LS out here...
Busy getting their own moms to shoot them.
But their moms are so pissed the
mums are using guns to take pictures.
49. Luna - November 16, 2008 2:06 AM
OMG TEARS ARE STREAMING and my chest hurts from laughing so f***ing hard .... WOW !!!!!
50. Jake Lymes - February 27, 2009 6:29 PM
@1...
I dont know much about computers 'cept maybe the my moms got...we put some games on it.....DDDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN