October 15, 2008

More Brains!: A Zombie Pinup Calendar

Filed Under: apocalypse / blood / brains / hot / hot now / i'd hit it - but from behind so she couldn't bite me / run for your life! / sexy / sure why not / time / time time everywhere is time blockin' up the scenery - holy shit that bitch's arm just fell off! / woo woo / year / zombies

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My Zombie Pinup ($20) is a 2009 calendar that features scantily clad, brain-eating zombie ladies. I want one. It'd look great hanging in the garage next to my toolbox. Because I'm a man, damnit. A man that loves undead women. And power tools. But seriously, should I get a mauve or periwinkle duvet for the bed in the guest room? I don't want it to clash with the window treatments.

Hit the jump for a few more of the pictures, and a link to the buy site.

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Product Site

Thanks to Jo-Anne, who promised me a vampire-chick calendar for Christmas.