Oct 23 2008Maybe Someday: A Lamborghini Garage
I've never felt poorer in my entire life.
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Thanks to Andrew, who, along with robot apocalypse tipster Nolan, is taking turns kicking me in the nuts today.
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Reader Comments
1. Boing - October 23, 2008 1:58 PM
zomg
2. Elmo - October 23, 2008 1:59 PM
Shit! *shits pants*
3. eb - October 23, 2008 2:06 PM
Just four?
Freakin' pauper.
4. Mark - October 23, 2008 2:09 PM
I always wanted to do that, I would have a smaller garage above ground for commonly used cars, then a lift like that, similar to an aircraft carrier that could take cars to and from an underground garage.
5. OctoGooch - October 23, 2008 2:16 PM
@3... actually it's 5, look inside the garage. but yea, if he did have only 4 he might as well live in a cardboard box. right guys? *sits in corolla and cries.
6. ulaughatme - October 23, 2008 2:17 PM
Holy squiggleHIT
7. Sharpie - October 23, 2008 2:18 PM
yea Mark, always wanted to do that too. been my childhood dream. ?? f***in brat.
8. Ash - October 23, 2008 2:19 PM
That guy who made his own Lamborghini need to install this in that hole that was once his front yard.
9. Hunter - October 23, 2008 2:23 PM
Does anyone have any stain remover for my pants?
10. James - October 23, 2008 2:27 PM
Show me the video with a third level underneath that and I'll be impressed.
11. EyeGoreGreen - October 23, 2008 2:30 PM
kick in the snatch
12. Tha Eloquent 1 - October 23, 2008 2:32 PM
@sharpie I know you said this site isnt for me..sorry to intrude but i couldnt help but laugh at your lil beef with whoever it is.. i will leave now
13. nicbacon - October 23, 2008 2:32 PM
there f***ing toys you CUNTS
14. Jazzman - October 23, 2008 2:32 PM
iPhuckin hate rich ppl... yeah... i'm hatin!!!
15. nicbacon - October 23, 2008 2:39 PM
sharpie your a f***ing spoilsport wanker, negative c***sucking whore whole
16. JiN - October 23, 2008 2:42 PM
You think with all that money they would have figured out how to make it quiet.
17. Lieutenant Bob - October 23, 2008 2:43 PM
@12: The really funny part is he doesn't know who his beef is with either.
18. Daisy - October 23, 2008 2:47 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious fake. You can tell its photoshopped because the shadows are all wrong.
Looks liek they started with a scene from Never Back Down and photoshopped in a bunch of cool cars, probably hot wheels or something.
19. Harry Coe - October 23, 2008 2:54 PM
Kill the rich! Or at least make them give me one of them Lambos.
20. DanStack - October 23, 2008 2:58 PM
Or a cage for a neighborhood child. :D *thumbs up*
21. JaC - October 23, 2008 3:11 PM
I have accomplished nothing in my life :(
22. Lieutenant Bob - October 23, 2008 3:14 PM
Hrm, my self esteem is glad I don't give a crap about lambos.
23. needs a raise - October 23, 2008 3:36 PM
Does a bigger house come out of the ground too?
24. LSDiesel - October 23, 2008 3:40 PM
Clearly a waste of Money. I would totally rather have lego statues.
25. mamadough - October 23, 2008 3:48 PM
i bet the owner can't wipe his own ass properly....and has a tiny penis.....and a limp wrist.
26. Sharpie - October 23, 2008 3:52 PM
@12 I LOVE YOU, NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN. Everyone else is pooping in my mouth at such a fast rate that I hardly have time to chew! But you should never stop pooplzing in my mouth.
@17, please take a chance and pull down your pants.
its not hard to do, just squeeze out a poo.
let it gently break off into my mouth.
then we can both F eachother in the BH. ;)
27. Deacon - October 23, 2008 7:53 PM
Fake! It's a matte painting done by the same guy who did Stat Wars! You can tell because the shadows are all too perfect.......
Also, this is obviously a scene from "Streets of Fire"
28. my tran - October 24, 2008 12:54 AM
well i know this would of been a good idea for the guy who got his lambo cuntach the one he build to have it in a garage like this connecting his basement to the top to get it out
29. NOTdaisy - October 24, 2008 1:30 AM
Why does the house look like a piece of shit?
They can't just sell 4 of the cars and get a better house?
30. jonar - October 24, 2008 2:19 AM
I don't think they're all his.
Probably one of them belongs to the owner of the house, the rest belongs to his car buddies.
31. Zoid Elpertclam - October 24, 2008 2:34 AM
Sculptures. I'd say they're sculptures. or models.
If these things are truly real, then they must have the baddest tastes ever.
Who would wanna own FOUR Lambo's? Haven't they heard of freakin' GTO's?
Mustang GT's? Nothing beats American Muscle, I'd tell you that. Freakin' british!
32. Pepper - October 24, 2008 2:41 AM
Envy, envy, envy?
@33 I told your mom to lick my pussy but she prefers Llama sex, too bad.
I wondered why she'd say such a thing.
33. collegeprofessor - October 24, 2008 2:44 AM
Lamborghini's are turd-looking vehicles.
Anyone who wanna have one of those are as stupid as a town freak.
34. Conductor - October 24, 2008 5:03 AM
A lot of noise! And be sure to pay your electricity bill, otherwise you have to take the bus!
35. joey joejo - October 24, 2008 9:24 AM
wonder how many of the cocks suckers you can hear in the background are responsible for the American Sub Prime Mortgage Crisis.
36. Weight Gain 4000 - October 24, 2008 5:30 PM
What a poor f***nut - only 5 Lambos. I've got six, and two Ferraris. And a 3-level underground garage. Suck on that, you white trash turd. Jeez.
37. Toolkit - October 25, 2008 3:20 PM
I wish those guys in the background
Check out www.energybulletin.net
they'd be cooking their tyres rolled in dog shit
and having it for lunch. Soon.
38. LamboRambo - November 9, 2008 11:01 PM
@10:
If there was a third level i'd be impressed (and a bit pissed cause thats just not fari) too. but still t's pretty impressive
39. MacGruber - April 9, 2009 3:25 AM
I would fill the bottom level with hookers and the top level with more hookers and then i would have move hookers in the normal garage.