Oct 21 2008Literal Translation Of A Freestyle Rap Battle

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good lord...

Offensive to say the least, but also funny. Or at least I assume it is, because I can't watch streaming videos at work.

classic.

Once again, I cannot view teh video... meh. Now I'll forever be ignorant to the honkeyized rap stylings of whoeverthef*** this is...

BOOSH

slideshow

JUST LIKE WEST SIDE STORY!!! JAZZ HANDS!!!!!

it's great cause the real video has a delay like an intro in the front, so you can go up and click play on the translation vid

very nice, like there's some poor cracker on the sidlines reporting the rap battle for all his little whitey friends......

lame ripe off from the guy who actually does a good job of the literal translation vidoes. at about the minute mark, i had to stop myself from the screwdriver that my hand was trying to shove in my eye.

Damn i wish i could watch this shit at work...

Well I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that can't watch streaming anything at work

BRING ME SOME SOUP!

CHUNKY!

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Fake!

This is an obviouis photoshop job. You can tell because the Shadoiws and shading are all wrong.

It kinda looks like some out takes from hte movie Never Back Down though, so thats pretty cool.

f***in never back down
that movie blows

That was funny shit.

Stupendous! If only all rap (except for The Chronic, that was the only good one) could be 'translated'. And then, all the graffiti artists, please be so kind as to "paint" everyone's pants up....

@14 - We have gmail blocked and we can't clear our history. I'm fairly certain our IT guy knows I'm on here all day, he also knows I work better with a distraction (oddly helps me focus?) and if that went away.... I'd lose it.

i was pissed enought when they blocked thinkgeek.com

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Hahaha that was some funny ass shit, quite frankly, if you do go and literally "translate" this rap battles it is just too funny that what it all sums down to is always the same, you know the whole "hey I'm more badass than you and i did stuff with your mom" type of shit, but it's entertaining! lol

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8. Jo Mama - October 21, 2008 2:29 PM

JUST LIKE WEST SIDE STORY!!! JAZZ HANDS!!!!!

All this for Chicken . . .

That was some pretty weak flow.

@23 & 24 don't stop, you're making me hot

rap is gay.....rappers are gay......those guys just wanted to kiss each other.....hence the sexual tension and subsequent scrap.

Your all white.

BELEIVE IT!

How is this a translation at all.... the narration has nothing to do with what they were freestyling about.... would have been better if it was a real translation.

rap is not music, freestyle is not an art, nor challenging, nor worth the time.

them peepoles is dizz-umb!

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Awesome!!!

ROFL hilarious, and it is roughly what they are talking about, but its hard to get times right i guess.

So... nobody noticed that the names of the rappers in the "translation" of video #1 are different to the names in video #2? This leads me to believe that this is FAKE!
Granted, the amunition for insults in rhyming form is limited & the "white" translation is very funny, it has nothing to do with this actual battle & i suspect was pinched from somewhere else...

Move along please, nothing to see here.

THAT WAS HILARIOUS. (I invoke Rule 54.)

only funny if you watch just the translation - if you watch the original, you will see that these "translators" are barely using the original source material.

Goddammit, now ill never know whats the other type of niggas in life. The type that find bitches and f*** em and...WHAT?! The type that find dudes and f*** em?

dumb niggers is dumb

seriously #23/24 made me hard hot long and wet

HA, the guy didn't know how to finish his line so he says "Get out my face!" and starts swingin. He was poised to win that battle too. Whatta shame..

Ah, fisticuffs. Jolly good, and in a gymnasium no less. Most certainly a signature ploy to reflect their sub-mediocre initiatory upbringing level to their respective opponent and followers.

#30: Only five words and two of them are misspelled. Translation: Pastor Al's area of residence is vastly inferior to that of any peckerwood, and as a consequence Pastor Al's idea of being strong is abstractly equated with his anger that is inversely proportion to his ability to reach his goals in life. Pastor Al's failure is a direct result of his lack of appreciation of education earlier in life; hence the poor spelling and ignorant association of skin color with character.

HAHAHAHA!

@44: "his anger that is inversely proportion to his ability"?! Speaka da English, please—especially if you're flaming some other guy for bad spelling…

Actually hilarious.

One of the guys in the video actually looks a lot like Usher but w/o that milk mustache he's often sporting.

Great post. Rap battles are the pinnacle of negativity and ignorance. And well................they're gay.

I loved the video so much it has doodiepants.
http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/02/rap-battle-translated-into-english-sucker-punch-finale/

I really appreciate your help.Thank you very much!

Damn i ain't never seen nothing like this that was messed up but i guess he had it coming why was he up in that dudes face well anyways I'm misfitmarx from http://myrapbattleblogentry.blogspot.com don't be a stranger just come and leave a comment