Literal Translation Of A Freestyle Rap Battle

Well we've seen a couple literally translated music videos in recent history, and now comes a rap battle, carefully translated by a well-spoken honkey. I love the part about having sexual relations with the other guy's biological mother (around 2:00) -- rappers really do that shit, it's true. And then, at the end of the video, they actually start fighting because the one dude is all up on his tippytoes trying to kiss the other one. I didn't get that part.

Hit the jump to see the very NSFW (due to language) original video.

Thanks to JeffJ, who once killed a guy just by rapping about him.

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