Oct 31 2008Kid Arrested For Convincing (Senile) Grandma To Perform In His Ganster Rap Video
The elderly: they're wrinkly. AND highly desirable to perform in homemade gangster rap videos. Who would have known? Not me. But apparently Michael Alfinez, 18, from Lake Worth, Florida, was in on the secret. The youth is serving 18 months in jail for abusing the elderly and firearms charges.
The footage showed Marie Huertas, 85, wearing a full black balaclava and, after repeated instructions, uttering a number of gangsta rap phrases that included expletives.
A sheriff's report said Alfinez had admitted dressing up his grandmother and persuading her to flash a gun and money at the camera.Alfinez said he got the idea from a Gangstas & Thugs DVD - which show real footage rather younger hoodlums in action - and "knew (his) grandmother could be like that, too, or better".
Wow, that's one cool grandma. Mine just bakes pies and smells funny. Ha, did I mention the cats? There are cats.
US teenager jailed for 'grandmother gangster rap video' [telegraph]
Thanks to ray, whose grandmother can bust a cap better than you can.
Reader Comments
1. shootdaisy - October 31, 2008 4:08 PM
first.
2. thekwaz - October 31, 2008 4:14 PM
haha thats so tight .G-ma
3. Daisy - October 31, 2008 4:16 PM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
It kinda looks like the nightmare Max had in the movie Never Back Down after he spent the afternoon watching MTV with Baja at her grandparent's house.
4. Davo - October 31, 2008 4:28 PM
Haha that's hilarious, although 18 months in jail seems a bit excessive.
5. Atrides - October 31, 2008 4:39 PM
This is shit! 18 months? This was incredably stupid, but completely harmless. You Americans have a lot of problems down there, things that won't change with your president. Just keep your police state to yourselves OK? We enjoy our liberties up here in Canada.
6. LSDiesel - October 31, 2008 4:41 PM
Take that Grandma!!! That's for making me wear that GODDAMN pink bunny suit every easter and for making me sing that F***ING winter wonderland song at EVERY F***ING family reunion!!!!
7. Moose Knuckle - October 31, 2008 4:52 PM
I am outraged that someone would exploit the elderly in this manner. It is indicative of the rapidly declining moral judgment and irresponsible behavior instilled in our youth by a society the fosters a lack of accountabilty and a selfish "desire fulfillment" first attitude. I mean really... "gangsta rap video"?? The elderly are put to best use in BUKAKKE porn. Sheesh.
annnnnd pew
8. finfan - October 31, 2008 4:57 PM
@6 You are hilarious!
9. MTWTF - October 31, 2008 5:23 PM
@7- fish hook!!!! I totally took the bait. Damn it.
Lets all make fun of Daisy now.
Pew Pew Pew!
10. KTIN - October 31, 2008 6:30 PM
OLD!
11. Uncle Eccoli - October 31, 2008 6:41 PM
There's no denying this was done in poor taste, but could someone please explain to me why it's illegal? Thanks.
12. splainer - October 31, 2008 8:49 PM
11 - I think it was the gun thing that was the problem
13. poop - October 31, 2008 9:28 PM
i think they're charging him with making one of the gayest attempts at a gangster rap video ever. the *best* gangster rap video ever was "beat it", by mj. best ever. swear to god above. gramsies told me so.
14. Sharpie - November 1, 2008 5:42 PM
F*** I wish I could rap like this guy. I'm such a poser.
Pew :(
15. Meaty Urologist - November 2, 2008 8:40 PM
What's wrong with this? My grandma ...well, she's deaf and blind... but she says much worse shit than this. That is, if you can understand the stupid voicebox thing she has to type into. She's such a cunt.
16. poop - November 3, 2008 12:03 AM
@ 15: advice - you should consider retracting that statement about your grandmother. that was in very poor taste. please allow your family members (dead or alive) the dignity that they deserve. i'm sad for your grandmother right now, but i'm sadder for you. look at what you're stooped to saying, for a little bit of attention. nobody was impressed by that shit. in fact, we're all a little cheaper for having been in your presence today. god bless.
17. Mort - November 3, 2008 6:27 AM
pew pew pew
18. Thumperchica - November 3, 2008 10:56 AM
@6 - You're gonna shoot your eye out kid!
19. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 11:56 AM
It's "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
But thanks for playing
;)
20. Thumperchica - November 3, 2008 1:43 PM
LSD -get back in the pink bunny costume. and while you're at it, lick a frozen pole.
21. KENNY FROM THE 561 - January 16, 2009 1:17 AM
SHIT AINT FAKE THEM CRACKAS BAMMED MY NIGGA FOR THAT PETTY SHIT BUT MY DAWG ALRIGHT HE COMEN HOME SOON!!
22. Jesus_+ - March 17, 2009 3:30 PM
Ha Nice, Although They Should've Did Something A Bit Less During The Punishment.
Ain't Like He Had Drugs Too.
23. man - October 26, 2009 12:20 AM
That's shits dumb as hell