Oct 24 2008I've Seen It All Now: Freaky Star Wars Porn

1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my love for Star Wars is not of this kind dammit!!!

wow, come on i was here less than 30 seconds ago and already 2 comments?

what do you ppl do all day?

I spent a good few moments chortling at your 'Click this only...' one-liner. touche!

Uhh... that stuff is so incredibly arousing that I'm calling my therapist right now.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

I didn't think the Padme/Leia one was possible. Come on, get your time periods right before I get my freak on! Damn.

thats HOT

Rule 34 of the internet.
If it exists, there is porn of it.

Fake!!!

That's an obvious fake. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

Its looks like some of the outtakes from the movie Never Back Down made into dirty pictures. This is my favorite

http://catthouse.com/miravi/pics/space/shaakti.jpg

@6
Who cares! It's incest! The best kind too!

I m at work ... and already I'm not going to stand up for a few minutes

Whether or not this turns you on, the artist definitely has some skills

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

you guys are soooooo welcome, and yes, i DID find these totally by accident...i swear i did not type Princess Leia lesbian porn into google...honest!

I thought everyone knew about this already. I guess I'm more of a pervert than I'd accounted for.

I think I agree with Daisy, too.

This artist must live in his mother's basement, since he has obviously never seen a REAL naked woman before, as they all look like hairless pre-pubescent boys with enormous tacked on boobs.

But then, that's what men seem to enjoy nowadays, isn't it. Boys with boobs. *snort*

I was deeply disturbed when i found this, and at the same time complete impressed. It was troubling. But definitely if you got skills like this....well, why not, right?

this is the "worst" i've ever done.
http://www.pbase.com/ndawg606/image/25754004
http://www.pbase.com/ndawg606/image/69668267

but still i don't hold a candle to this dude...well at least i don't try and find out.

Look's like Geekologie writer is taking things into his own hands during the recession...*snicker*

@2

Mine is.

umm can anyone say camel toe.. thats hardly appealing

PEWPEWPEW

Been yankin' it all night to this...dang!

I also love My Little Pony porn.

What none with chewie???????

@23

chewie's member was too hairy apparently. funny, 'cause that never stopped me from doing my thang in the gloryhole! (chomp chomp gnosh gnosh)

@GW - You are pretty much the funniest guy ever, congratulations! The message you put about the link to his website had me metaphorically ROTFLOL. Seriously, I was getting all LOLLER SKATES in my room. Bravo!

@9 How do you call fake on a drawing. it's not a picture, it's a drawing
of course it's fake.

@26 He's being humorous making fun of another post by the GW.

i dont want to look at these pics...but i just cant stop...esspecially the one with IG-88...the nightmares, i know they're coming. About 10 years ago i was the biggest Star Wars nerd, but this is not how i want to be brought back...not like this...not like this!!!

since i dont want to get sucked back into the gallery (like in the space of Star Wars, it's a black hole, sucking up my innocent Star Wars fanned-youth and crushing into darkness) to get the link, and assuming there's some of you that are not nerd enough to know who IG-88 is (seriously, you had to be hard core) it's the robot f***ering the slave girl, er, Twi-lek girl (oh god i actually knew that?). Please go find it on your own...dont make me go back!

EDIT: too late...i went back.

hey sexy! oh but to be slain by the hot warrioresss...

Wow that first one has a massive Taun-taun toe

@27

Newfag.

Also, fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

@22 i am seriously in love with your LSDiesel impersonations. please accept my friend request.

Jesus, 30. Are you for real?

Tedious idiot is tedious, and all that shite. You can haz f*** off being a spastic, and such.

I never should've clicked the link... sweet!

On the brightER side, maybe I'll put my Lightsaber on good use this time. Oh god, I feel so dirty. I'm so sorry.

I mean, HEY! After all, it's the freakin' internet.

If you notice, there are two different "styles" the artist uses. The first is where they don't use any reference at all. The anatomy is grossly off... freakish and wrong.

The second is what most of the porn ones are - traced from porn shots in photoshop using the pen tool, then altered slightly so that they look like Star Wars characters.

The digital painting is good, though... they do have some skill, but these were obviously produced through tracing.

Sorry folks for such a late reply. Was busy banging some photoshop editors my brother brought along for lunch last night. Couldn't just let them go back without a fun night.

....and the scene from Never Back Down where Max screws Jake Tyler anally, I've totally like reenacted it a zillion times with my brother. But I prefer to call it Forever Back Down

I'm gonna Forever Back you Down Daisy, if you keep talking like that (wink wink)

Hey, guys its the real me this time.
Sorry it took so long to post, but I wanted to make sure that each one of those pictures got a good lookin' at. Took me all night, and I probably won't have any sperm again until around christmas.

Also, the site's new slogan should be "Gadgets, gizmos, and everything star wars....

YES NUDIE TWI'LEKS!!!!!

Yes, very NSFW...surprisingly not blocked from work. The shades and the textures on the images are well done. A bit graphic, of course, but they look good.

You had me at 'porn' :)

If that's the freakiest you've seen then truly you need to wander the internet more :p

massive camel toe....

@42

Darn right. Those were extremely tame.

*begins to wander the web*

I'd be lying if I said I didn't just fap it to this... Sorry God (jk he doesn't exist :P).

What I find amazing is this..
that someone just *discovered* this.

That by itself makes me want to roll about the floor laughing.
I don't consider myself (honestly) that jaded but I think if the author had googled "Jigglypuff and sex " then we would have he start of a full mental breakdown here... I mean come on.
it's not that freaky and haven't you seen "Shabby Blue's" stuff.
porn of ANYTHING has always been popular.
Hell, Slash fiction between Kirk and Spock.. yes people intergalactic c***sucking - since there were fans of the series.. how could you be surprised by Star Wars?
They even had Leia's bikini on Friends.

@47 LOL, no i discovered this and submitted it to the Geekologie writer, i honestly had NO idea he would actually post it, lol, but literally it was 12 hours later and it was up and i was like ZOMG! i almost wanted to hide in shame, but i found it so funny.

The story was this, they did the Star Wars Alphabet on here, and i saw IG-88 and i was like, "dude i barely remember him, and so i typed IG-88 into google, and all these images popped up, but one of them was the pic of IG-88...um...doing "something" to a slave girl, and immediately i was like "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT????" so i HAD to click it, and then this whole gallery popped up, and being a graphic artist, ex-Star wars fan, and *ahem* male, i was like this is the most f***ed up, and also most impressive, thing i've ever seen.....i HAVE to share it with the world! and knowing how big of fans of Star Wars the Geekologie Writers are...they were my first thought...and viola, like i said 12 hours later it was up and in full force on here...i laughed so hard when i saw this up i had tears and my cheeks hurt...and for the record...never PEW PEW'ed to it...cross my heart.

Nathan, your story makes so much sense right now. And might I add that I am really blazed right now, and don't know how I'm managing to type.

this seems like a good time to put in this link

http://www.norml.com

not so much blazed...but i'm drunk! Woo hoo!

Twi'lek porn w00t!

SPEAKING OF WHICH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOmtoElNrwU

jigglypuff sex..

btw...googled "Jigglypuff and sex".... was both disappointed, and at the same time surprised as to what it turned up

Ya know, that wasn't anywhere near as fun as I thought it would be. Really. I was hoping for strange alien reproductive organs, with four or five different sexes going at it in really freaky positions. Something interesting. That stuff is so tired looking. Either that, or age and too much interweb porn has just made me completely jaded.

has anyone commented on the incestuous absurdity of padme and lea? isnt padme lea's mom?

isnt that completely disgusting?

just me?

ok!

Yes Lea is padme's mom. However, here's the thing, in a movie they are mom and daughter. The actresses are not related in real life so it's ok to make nudy pictures of them

It's "Leia," idiots, not "Lea"! God. I'm not a fanboy (not even a fan at all anymore, in fact), but seriously!

Jesus. The link "Weasel" posted made me feel violent and angry.

#54: in the gallery, they also have a threesome with Luke, Leia, and Han. In-movie, incestuous (read: very bad). I don't know what the artist had in mind when he created those though, whether "actors" or "relatives."

@55 - Isn't Padme Leia's mom?

Not enough penis in any of them....

Gx

http://catthouse.com/miravi/pics/space/whatamess.jpg this one is just f***ing WRONG

Seriously, if this is the worst you've seen you haven't seen much of the internet.

Miravi's stuff is considered to be quite good. As far as shit goes Shabby Blue (whose crap can be found at www.paheal.net) is up there at the top.
Tulio is also pretty shite (well as far as nipples goes anyway, I've had a few GFs and as far as I can recall their nipples didn't stick out two inches when they were hard)

Did somebody mention Chewbacca earlier? ^_^: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/65535?search=chewbacca

(sits back and listens to the screams soon to follow ^_^).

Did someone say everytime you fap it you kill a midget? cuz if that's the case, I think i kille a whole village of them every time i go on the interwebz! or was it kittens? MUAHAHAHA! either way if that shit were ture at the rate I'm going they'll both go extict.

Vader and Stormtroopers make me hot in the Tatooine

OK you horny bastards... I never followed the link (I'm at work) but I'm guessing it's not as bad as some of the stuff on population paste.... that site has killed a piece of my soul...

wtf Nate? I just searched "IG-88" in google images, went through the first 7 pages, and I don't see IG-88 doing anything to a slave girl. I think you really did look up Princess Leia porn. Come on, tell us the truth...

p.s. some of these pics are freakin hilarious...what an imagination. the man can draw fo sho!

@67, I don't think I would ever admit to searching for IG-88 sodomizing a slave girl, and the fact that you went seven pages in before giving up is the icing on the cake.

Not saying I wouldn't do it myself, I just wouldn't admit to it.

69 lol

Dammit man, have you never been on the internet? Those are fairly well drawn and mild as hell. Now crappy fan-drawn colored pencil gay yoshi vore slash...

the f***in school coms i have to wait till i get home. ):

WHATAMESS!

i love this hentai *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

@ 69.......i get the joke its just ....... REALY FUNNY.so wank on this ( . ) ( . ) or smaller (.) (.) or maybe some <======3 yea you like that dont you

WOWWWW!!!!!!!! I - I mean, sad. so very sad.

wow that is really mild pron, have you ever seen furry? most of it is softcore anyway

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hot, so hot!

Well found this and followed the link expecting to thoroughly hate it. But I thought it was alright. Still like star wars better w/o the porn though. And the people who complained about it being fake... It's porn. About star wars. What the hell else could you have expected?

This isnt sick, its hot, i spent 1hour fingering. lmao.

well damn, this guy's actually quite talented, but creeps the shit out of me.
Not as bad as the battlestar galactica puppet maker that I'm still trying to erase from memory, but anyone who spends time drawing fantasy porn needs a damn life...
but still....we thank you...

@61 - Good god, you didn't have to share that with us!!!!
lol

The internet rule: If it exist there is porn of it. Also the 1st pic, the girl have a frikkin' CAMEL TOE!!