Oct 8 2008It's A Surprise!: Wario-Land Promo Video
This is a promo video for Wario-Land. Except, technically, it's not an actual video, it's just a screen capture. You have to hit this link to watch the video. It's a surprise. And speaking of which, did I tell you my friends threw a surprise party for my last birthday? It was awesome, I walked into my apartment and -- SURPRISE! -- they all freaking forgot the most important day of the year.
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Thanks to Josh, Kyle, and Mark, who know the only good surprise is an accidental nipple slip.
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Reader Comments
1. guate6 - October 8, 2008 2:55 PM
roxxor!!
2. guate6 - October 8, 2008 2:56 PM
Oh I'm sorry, I ruined some asshat's "frist"
(proto-)
3. Thumperchica - October 8, 2008 3:00 PM
and... now I have the Mario theme song in my head... dootdootdoot... dootdoot...dootdoot... frack!!!!
4. ShitBitch Carl - October 8, 2008 3:15 PM
That was pretty awesome. I must have wasted 10 minutes pocking shit around after the video.
5. babebebe - October 8, 2008 3:54 PM
you can poke shit around?! oh man i have to go watch it again
6. Daisy - October 8, 2008 4:03 PM
Fake!
That's a complete photoshop mockup of a scene from Never back down.
7. Daisy - October 8, 2008 4:04 PM
PS: You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
8. crunt - October 8, 2008 4:12 PM
I literally WTFed!
You can poke stuffs?
9. uhoh - October 8, 2008 4:13 PM
am i the only one who misread this title as "prono" and got all excited about some hot wario action on that ass? damn (sigh)
10. Elmo - October 8, 2008 5:00 PM
what the F*** is an asshat?!?!
..Oh, happy birthday Mr. Geek. Hope you get that nipple slip your looking for
11. Thugnifficent - October 8, 2008 5:33 PM
i gotz this
12. ahha - October 8, 2008 6:04 PM
@ 10
Per urbandictionary.com:
Asshat - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.
knowledge is power.
13. Elmo - October 8, 2008 6:19 PM
@ ahha, #12
...are you God? I think you are....
14. ahha - October 8, 2008 6:31 PM
@13
Yes. And quit masturbating so much.
15. Elmo - October 8, 2008 6:40 PM
@14
No.
16. Leeshka - October 8, 2008 6:51 PM
My husband came home from the Gamestop Manager's Conference-palooza in Vegas talking about this game. Apparently, they had Charles Martinet doing the intro for it, and in his Wario Voice, informed the crowd that they wanted to make Super Princess Peach Suck It. There's a game I'd buy for a dollar. I'll make him watch the footage in my nightly "Lookie what I saw on the Geek today" web browse.
17. Saul - October 8, 2008 8:47 PM
...I submitted this to Geekologie the day that this was put on the internets. And I don't see my name there... e_e
18. ahha - October 8, 2008 10:44 PM
@ 15
That was my failed attempt at an obscure movie reference. Real Genius?
oh well. I'll keep trying.
19. GW2 - October 9, 2008 12:05 AM
@17
I saw it while standing in a NOA office approximately two weeks before it even hit the internet, but we can't all have a golden star, now can we?
20. Keff - October 9, 2008 6:29 AM
LOL! I saw that more than a week ago ;D
21. Thumperchica - October 9, 2008 8:44 AM
@16 - I'm sure we've all submitted stuff at one point or another w/o getting a shout out for the tip - get over it 8-)
@ ahha - I know that movie... and your reference is still too obscure...
@19- Yes, yes we can all have a golden star - some of ours shine a little more brightly than others though...
22. Farva's Twin - October 9, 2008 9:31 AM
@18 - The only movie that matters here is Never Back Down!
That and Super Troopers, Dukes of Hazzard, Club Dread and any other movies made by those comic geniuses.
You might want to lurk for a while before you make newb posts and look like an asshat.
Gotta go now, the hosebag wants to thread my corn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSCzYFJ63VA
23. LSDiesel - October 9, 2008 11:28 AM
I nominate Danny Devito to be Wario if a movie involving Wario is ever made. Although I doubt they'll make one, seeing as it will be hard to beat the super mario bros. movie that was already made....
24. OlNoKnees - October 9, 2008 3:47 PM
Funny tip:
You can move around the boxes at the end of the video and further mess it up. Enjoy.
25. Asschilee - October 10, 2008 2:11 AM
wow! AWESOME.. I only saw this what.. 3 weeks ago?
this site is falling way. way WAY too far behind lately.