Oct 10 2008Is It Too Late?: I'm Running For President!

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I'm running for president. Click here to watch the amazing story of my rise to political prominence. Then go here to make the video with your own name. Or any other name. And it doesn't censor anything, so you can put whatever you want. At least I think so, but truthfully, I only tried Dick Dribblins.

2008 Election Coverage [tsgnet]

Thanks to Ryan and Hilda, who, with their votes combined, netted me a single vote -- Ryan ate his ballot.

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YOU GET MY VOTE!!!!!

Sorry about the all CAPS - I'm at work, lol
BTW- Hey, all of you down there, below me! Do I have something in my nose?

NO, but you have something in your ass and it kind of looks like nic bacon.


FAKE!

FAKE! But I'd still vote for you for the right price in unmarked bills. You know the drop off location.

I believe this is an excerpt from the movie "Never Back Down".

Poorly executed too I might add.

LSDiesel why would you be so rude now? I have said before that I will send you a naked picture of me opening my butt crack.

Now, where did we land on that peepee touch?

REAL!

First of all, I wasn't being rude, I was letting you know that you had a little bastard clinging to your behind.

I got the butthole pictures, but for some reason they were all of hilary clinton. I think you sent me the wrong folder.

As far as peepee touching, I'll take it, but only if we can have sex in a hammock later.

you'd be the hottest piece of ass in washington. move aside Sarah Palin.

Oh cmon this is old already


Gents/Ladies,
We have recently been receiving numerous e-mails about creating a log in for users due to impersonating. This is an idea we are thinking about executing for everybody's sake. Lately we have noticed that the devoted users that come to visit the site and comment are getting off the topic listed. If you have any questions or comments please let us know at TIPS@GEEKOLOGIE.COM. Please understand we are working on ways to clean up the insults in each feed and get back to the main purpose of the site.

Thanks guys!---GW

@12, take it easy Penis Junkie, the GW is only human like the rest of us.

Just reminding everybody before we roll out the Username creation:

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Except for me, I AM NOT A HUMAN!

I mean would you be a human if you had 3 balls?

well there you go

NOOOOOOOOOO! you guys are fast i want first just once!

GW, I will warn you that you will be loosing a lot of traffic by doing so.

Good luck

OLD

@ LSDiesel

Oh, damn I must have sent you my porn folder.

As for the sex, can I have more details please? I mean I am willing to be flexible on the price, only if there is not too much moving around for me. I mean its just that I am not that flexible myself.

On another note, I am a qualified peepee toucher. I have done over 3 peepee touch up to date.

P.S. Can I borrow the "sex for Dummies" from you?

I totally sent the GW an e-mail about how the whole login thing might effect those of us who post from work.

They're only certain sites that this web filter allows, and making a login might make it so I can only post from home and iPhone. That would be tragic.

@13 and 15


FAKE!!!

@20 i too would like i pee pee touch and am willing to pay you one doller or a food chain.

@20, I've never had sex with something that was alive before, so pardon me if I'm a bit rusty. And if I start making groans for both of us, just ignore it. It's an old habbit.

HAHA, you guys are good, even the GW gets impersonated. Classic! absolutely classic! hows it feel GW???

@24 just because she lays there like a fish doesn't mean she's dead.

@23

I am sorry The Dingo, I am fully booked till next christmas. LSDiesel was so horny that he booked me for 2 months strait, AND is lending me a bed in his apartment. (Triple king size, the way I like it)

You know what else is triple king sized? My nipples. They are Abnormally large.

I am really sorry though, I would've peepee touched you a while ago if it weren't for that horny bastard.

P.S Maybe you could arrange something with LSDiesel, where you could meet us up for a beer.

P.S.S. And maybe if we have enough beer we can have our own fun and maybe have a threesome : p

P.S.S. You would have to get me REALLY DRUNK to get me to do a threesome. JUST KIDDING!

P.S.S.S <---- is the sounds I do when I fart

@27 sounds like a plan but you have to buy the beer i'm only 19. lol but i'm so down!

@the regulars, i just realized. How do you guys get any work done?

@28

You have obviously not seen a picture of me The Dingo. I mean, have you received the pictures of me opening my buttcrack?

Once you go Thumperchica you never go huh

actually you do go back


@ The Dingo

Have you ever seen a camel before? Well if you can get hard in front of a Camel's picture, I will give you my address, since I have never seen it hard before!!

@29

I probably get a good 15 minutes of work in each week.

Do not worry Thumperchica, I get hard as a stick just by thinking about it. I am just kidding though.


P.S. Does it count if I can get hard in front of a dog?

P.S.S Do I need to bring any extra sausage? (food not peepee)

P.S.S.S. Do you like it shaved or bushed (just so I can plan out rental of gardening equipement) --- because trust me I will need it.

Also, I wank with my left hand although I am right handed.

(weird huh?)

P.S. I guess its a habit I picked up at 8

Gents/Ladies,

The Geekologist loves to back down. He's in his cube weeping now. There won't ever be a password on my site, and I post many more pictures of boobs, mostly fake!

You are all welcome on my blog, no password required.

Thanks guys!

The SuperFish

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Gvdl&altl=Zpvstfmg

The url is easy to change the names are just whatever letter you want it is just the next letter in the alphabet. i.e a=b b=c and so on.

Hell yes! my first imposter!!!

Impostor, wherever you are, @36 looks like an open invitation for your services.

P.S if i ever find you i'll KILL YOU!

Hey hey now. Love and peace.

hehehe, I smoked pot on my lunch break

You fucking tool.

You can't even spell OSAMA right retard.

@29 - I got a sh!tload of work done today... I multitask - I can work and piss people off at the same time!!!!
And apparently I can be impersonated while I do that, so hunny, I'm just....
THAT GOOD!
@SuperFish - Go play with your posters! Let GW torture his own groupies!

OMG, he's "comming up from behind". Don't drop the soap guys!

niiiiice i am so late but someone sent me this by e-mail it was funny

Kool Moe Dee '08

Nice one

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