Oct 8 2008I Lost His Arm: Detachable Parts Zombie Doll
The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie from ThinkGeek ($15) is a cuddly little zombie with detachable parts. You can rip his arms, legs and head off, and his brain even comes out. To eat! However, the toy is not for children.
Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not suitable for Children under 3 years. This is an Adult toy.
Haha, no, this is not an adult toy -- adult toys require batteries and lube. Also, a willing partner. Ladies?
Hit the jump for one more picture and a video of the undead bastards.
Thanks to Sarah, who once
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Reader Comments
1. chimp - October 8, 2008 12:35 PM
i always thought zombies were green
2. chimp - October 8, 2008 12:38 PM
p.s. that video was definitely better than tomb raider.
3. chimp - October 8, 2008 12:51 PM
Yeah I say stuff like that to girls
4. chimp - October 8, 2008 12:52 PM
also, I like penis
5. Momboelitist - October 8, 2008 12:53 PM
"Choking Hazard"
6. Hunter - October 8, 2008 1:00 PM
Note to self: Buy 20 of them for family Christmas gifts...
7. thumperchica - October 8, 2008 1:17 PM
I'm Fat
8. guate6 - October 8, 2008 1:33 PM
I bet zombies look at this and go: we have those too, but they're of humans (as they rip the limbs off some poor bastard).
9. A.Marino - October 8, 2008 1:37 PM
http://www.uberreview.com/2008/05/the-meaning-of-time-makes-anything-a-clock.htm
OLD WRITER:
Designer Bomi Kim recently came out with "The Meaning of Time" wall clock for all you artsy people. It makes anything into a clock while simultaneously
making itself look like a penis! Apparently you just put whatever you want into
the hour and minute holes and stick it on the wall. No word on when it will be available yet.
[Insert quip about slutty girlfriend here]
NEW WRITER:
This f***ing designer Bomi Kim recently came out with "The Meaning of Time" wall clock for all you artsy sons of bitches. It makes anything into a f***ing clock while simulf***ulously making itself look like a dick! Apparently you just put whatever you want into the hour and minute holes and stick it on a wall in your shitty apartment. No word on when the f***ing thing will be available yet. F***zors
worst.
10. ashleigh - October 8, 2008 1:43 PM
haha exactly. new geekologie writer = worst. hey guys! cursing's cool, right? makes my mediocre commentary funnier? no?
11. Thumperchica - October 8, 2008 1:57 PM
I want this on my desk at work...
@ imposter - *cartman voice* "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!" OK, I may be a fatty, but at least I'm a cutie!
12. guate6 - October 8, 2008 2:03 PM
Video's pretty neat.
13. claire - October 8, 2008 2:48 PM
This is so stupid. Some people have too much time to create shit like this, and some people have too much money to spend on shit like this.
fail.
14. guate6 - October 8, 2008 3:12 PM
#13: $15 = too much money?
15. Douchie Mc Bagman - October 8, 2008 3:13 PM
@1 - Only when they are fresh.
16. claire - October 8, 2008 3:43 PM
#14 - in this economy, yes $15 is too much money to spend on something that serves no purpose whatsoever.
yes, I'm one of those people that blames everything on the economy.
17. Momboelitist - October 8, 2008 3:46 PM
@1, it is green you stupid shit! Look at the close up picture.
18. Daisy - October 8, 2008 4:02 PM
Fake!
That's a complete photoshop mockup of a scene from Never back down.
19. Daisy - October 8, 2008 4:06 PM
PS: You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
20. thumperchica - October 8, 2008 4:14 PM
I'm Anorexic
@ imposter (11): nice try, i don't have a desk at work. i have a beanbag and a etch-a-sketch
21. hahah - October 8, 2008 6:04 PM
WOW you guys must feel like real douchebags knowing that it's the same writer.
22. chimp - October 8, 2008 8:02 PM
wow. how did my impostor know that i like penis? especially stir fry peen. o_O
i just wish my impostor had half a brain cell and was actually funny... its sad when fake chimp is lamer than real chimp. and the real one is pretty lame already. doh.
23. Jesus - October 8, 2008 9:33 PM
thanks to Sarah who once....? WHO ONCE WHAT??!!
24. Dr.Freak - October 9, 2008 2:43 AM
Ok, i LOL'd... I thought the doll was pretty cute, then i watched the vid... Love the bad acting!
@23; Jesus, i thought the same thing...
25. Subconscious desires - October 9, 2008 3:06 AM
Cock
26. LSDiesel - October 9, 2008 10:54 AM
It's cute and cuddly. If I had one, I would just love it to death.
27. Lynn - June 26, 2009 12:12 AM
These things are so cool. I got one for christmas as a joke and I love it. My friends think it's the coolest ever.