The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie from ThinkGeek ($15) is a cuddly little zombie with detachable parts. You can rip his arms, legs and head off, and his brain even comes out. To eat! However, the toy is not for children.
Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not suitable for Children under 3 years. This is an Adult toy.
Haha, no, this is not an adult toy -- adult toys require batteries and lube. Also, a willing partner. Ladies?
Hit the jump for one more picture and a video of the undead bastards.
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Wait, so does that mean he IS a zombie? Beause it doesn't say '#1 zombie slaya', it just says 'zombie'. Who knows, maybe he didn't have enough fingers for all that. Or brains. Get it? Zombie joke!
Thanks to Emma, who once brained a zombie with a frying pan and di... / Continue →