Oct 3 2008Gamer Grub: Because WoW Can't Wait
Gamer Grubs are meal replacement snacks specially designed with the sedentary gamer in mind.
In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet.
Mmmm, they sound yummy, don't they? No, no they fucking don't. Call me old fashioned, but what the hell's the matter with the classic Mountain Dew/Cheetos combination? Nothing, that's what. Seriously, who cares if your penis turns orange?
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Reader Comments
1. bass - October 3, 2008 1:10 PM
FRISRT
2. bass - October 3, 2008 1:12 PM
dude these are disgusting. the best part about Cheetos is licking up the crumbs you left.........attached
3. Uncle Eccoli - October 3, 2008 1:13 PM
As the games have gotten steadily crappier over the past few years, the peripheral marketing has exploded. People really will buy whatever they're told to buy.
4. Momboelitist - October 3, 2008 1:15 PM
I'm sure they are charging more money for less crap as well. If they could only put pictures of naked chicks on the container......
5. mtk - October 3, 2008 1:17 PM
I suppose we'll be seeing these at Big Lots next month.
6. LSDiesel - October 3, 2008 1:25 PM
Well, maybe you guys like getting your controllers all greasy and nasty, but for me, I think these would be great. I'm actually going to go out and buy some right now.
And yes. I do realize that I'll be made fun of for saying that I like them. You know what? Fuck off.
7. marlo - October 3, 2008 1:25 PM
D:
FAIL
8. you know who - October 3, 2008 1:33 PM
i totally want to hang out with @2 bass she lick all the crumbs off my beard both of them just not the one on my ass, and my face is clean shaved
9. haha - October 3, 2008 1:48 PM
yeah LSD you seem like a *great* candidate for buying some of these!!!
10. J.D. - October 3, 2008 1:48 PM
I think they say it best HERE
11. J.D. - October 3, 2008 1:48 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/
12. Thumperchica - October 3, 2008 1:49 PM
Sounds like a decent idea for ppl who eat nothing but crap and sit at their comp 24/7 - at least this has vitamins... Now if we could only get a "Chair Shoer & Arse Washer" combo going, a game-nerd might get some Cheeto's licked off his pecker...
13. Thumperchica - October 3, 2008 1:50 PM
and by Chair Shoer... I meant Chair Shower
14. Ash - October 3, 2008 1:54 PM
Meh ill wait untill they come out with radical nacho and bear flavor.
15. jecka - October 3, 2008 2:05 PM
they should team up w/ those beer-hats makers and they would reap a small, perhaps sad, fortune.
16. SmokingGirl - October 3, 2008 2:14 PM
I knew what you meant, Thumper.
What ever happened to gamers keeping Doritos in business? Poor Doritos.
17. Amy - October 3, 2008 2:37 PM
For those of us who have seen Wall-E, this is just the first step...
Hehe seriously, this sounds totally gross. Talk about catering to the grubby-palmed neckbearders of the world.
I mean for god's sake, when I'm up at midnight five nights a week raiding Black Temple, I can spare two minutes to greet the pizza man at the door. Yep..*stretches* I got real time management skills. Boy howdy.
Crap, I think my heart just stopped again.
18. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 2:52 PM
I can feel the crumbs in the sheets already.
19. Konkey Dong - October 3, 2008 3:56 PM
Just add water!
20. Test Tickles - October 3, 2008 3:57 PM
I have my love slave feed me cheetos using her nipples like chopsticks. Shes got long nipples, and when they get hard, oh man.
21. Thumperchica - October 3, 2008 4:05 PM
@20 - You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!!! *uses chopstick nipple to stab you in the eye*
22. Ash - October 4, 2008 12:13 AM
WHAT!!!!!! Thumperchicka U told me those nipples were allmine sob
23. RSP - October 4, 2008 10:42 AM
check out the ingredients on the site, though.
here's wasabi: Wasabi Soy Almonds and Peanuts, Wasabi Peas, Honey Mustard Sesame Sticks and Pita Chips.
frankly, it's just fancy packaging for snack mixes that sound pretty appealing
24. Foureyes - October 4, 2008 5:26 PM
As long as goons can order this online there's no reason to leave the house.
25. Thumperchica - October 4, 2008 6:46 PM
@ Ash - I'm sorry, but you do have exlusive internet rights!
26. Cheatachu22 - October 4, 2008 10:45 PM
Ugh. This sounds simply gross. I do not wish to eat an odd PBnJ snack when real PBnJ is readily available.
#23, those ingredients sound pretty good, but what the hell is in the other ones?
27. sojiki - October 5, 2008 3:47 PM
um i couldnt ever see my self buying these in a store.. @_@