Oct 3 2008Gamer Grub: Because WoW Can't Wait

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Gamer Grubs are meal replacement snacks specially designed with the sedentary gamer in mind.

In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet.

Mmmm, they sound yummy, don't they? No, no they fucking don't. Call me old fashioned, but what the hell's the matter with the classic Mountain Dew/Cheetos combination? Nothing, that's what. Seriously, who cares if your penis turns orange?

Gamer Grub: Because 'Food' Takes Too Long to Chew [gizmodo]

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FRISRT

dude these are disgusting. the best part about Cheetos is licking up the crumbs you left.........attached

As the games have gotten steadily crappier over the past few years, the peripheral marketing has exploded. People really will buy whatever they're told to buy.

I'm sure they are charging more money for less crap as well. If they could only put pictures of naked chicks on the container......

I suppose we'll be seeing these at Big Lots next month.

Well, maybe you guys like getting your controllers all greasy and nasty, but for me, I think these would be great. I'm actually going to go out and buy some right now.


And yes. I do realize that I'll be made fun of for saying that I like them. You know what? Fuck off.

D:

FAIL

i totally want to hang out with @2 bass she lick all the crumbs off my beard both of them just not the one on my ass, and my face is clean shaved

yeah LSD you seem like a *great* candidate for buying some of these!!!

I think they say it best HERE

Sounds like a decent idea for ppl who eat nothing but crap and sit at their comp 24/7 - at least this has vitamins... Now if we could only get a "Chair Shoer & Arse Washer" combo going, a game-nerd might get some Cheeto's licked off his pecker...

and by Chair Shoer... I meant Chair Shower

Meh ill wait untill they come out with radical nacho and bear flavor.

they should team up w/ those beer-hats makers and they would reap a small, perhaps sad, fortune.

I knew what you meant, Thumper.

What ever happened to gamers keeping Doritos in business? Poor Doritos.

For those of us who have seen Wall-E, this is just the first step...

Hehe seriously, this sounds totally gross. Talk about catering to the grubby-palmed neckbearders of the world.

I mean for god's sake, when I'm up at midnight five nights a week raiding Black Temple, I can spare two minutes to greet the pizza man at the door. Yep..*stretches* I got real time management skills. Boy howdy.

Crap, I think my heart just stopped again.

I can feel the crumbs in the sheets already.

Just add water!

I have my love slave feed me cheetos using her nipples like chopsticks. Shes got long nipples, and when they get hard, oh man.

@20 - You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!!! *uses chopstick nipple to stab you in the eye*

WHAT!!!!!! Thumperchicka U told me those nipples were allmine sob

check out the ingredients on the site, though.
here's wasabi: Wasabi Soy Almonds and Peanuts, Wasabi Peas, Honey Mustard Sesame Sticks and Pita Chips.

frankly, it's just fancy packaging for snack mixes that sound pretty appealing

As long as goons can order this online there's no reason to leave the house.

@ Ash - I'm sorry, but you do have exlusive internet rights!

Ugh. This sounds simply gross. I do not wish to eat an odd PBnJ snack when real PBnJ is readily available.
#23, those ingredients sound pretty good, but what the hell is in the other ones?

um i couldnt ever see my self buying these in a store.. @_@

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