Fun For All No Ages: Donkey Kong Jenga

Remember Jenga, the hilarious party game that always ends with some drunk chick hiding a few of the blocks in her thingamajig? Me neither! But now there's a Donkey Kong version apparently.
Build your Donkey Kong themed Jenga tower the traditional way or climb the girders with your Mario mover and save Pauline from Donkey Kong in a new and even more challenging way to play.
The new set costs $25 and is coming soon. And speaking of which, The Geekologie Writer is heading out on a U.S. tour soon, and may be coming to your city! And if he does, guess what? He's sleeping on your floor!
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Thanks to martygras9, who's got me all thinking about boobs again.
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