Oct 7 2008FAKE!: Alleged Smart Car Body Kits

FR1ST?!?!+111

REAL!!!!

Looks like Ol' GDubya is a bit cranky this morning.

Hehe, of course they're not real.

Haha...life-size micro machines. Just like your penis

Fristies are asshats.

Duh, what retard thought these were real.....

FAAL

or

REAK

Thats funny.... just think in the future you can change your look of your car... like rc cars. just drag and drop...

I will say though, the picture shopping is pretty well done.

Yeah that will help pick up the chicks.

"See, now I'm not overcompensating for anything"

"Though I am still a douche bag"

firsties are assfaces

and i like cock

i read a photoshop tutorial the other day on how to do that.
http://www.photoshoptalent.com/photoshop-tutorials/pst/806/Making-Mini-Cars.html

I think that driving such a thing show's you're a badass who doesn't fear death.

If only the chicks saw it that way. *folds into tiny-ass car awkwardly*

bravo 10. great comment.

yeah im just funny that way

Oooh, make a mini-jag and put one of these on the hood:

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/awh_how_cute_baby_car_logos.php

(yes yes Photoshop blah blah blah)

Those were originally posted on VWVortex.com over two years ago. It was a huge forum thread and there were literally hundreds of these created.

bravo 15. great comment

@13, I read a magazine the other day.....OK, I just looked at the pictures but it still counts.

LAER!!!

well thank you, i like cock

O.o I just had an imitator at #16.

I'm so proud!

and i like cock

....in spaaaaaaaaaaace!

(real me)

great, another 10yearsold on the website

@19, are you saying bravo 15 to 15 or repeating your name bravo15? Either way, I say bravo 19 for saying bravo 15 as it relates to the comment bravo 10, great comment.

where is the clitoris

(real me again)

Remember the baby car logos that no one thought would ever be useful or appropriate?

Yeah. 'Nuff said right?

I say stuff like that to girls, they love it

You can always tell a comment is real when it features genitals out of context.

I'm not commenting here further, said my bit. ^.^ See ya next thread.

I think you can collect them with any purchase of $9.99 or more at your local Chevron station. For a limited time only!

#11, #12: for shame...impersonating me like that. Sad you're not a real man...one of honor who would be honest enough to speak for yourself instead of impersonating someone.

but I will say this: I LOVE THE PENIS

#11, #12 f*** you, be a real man and stop acting stupid trying to impersonate all these guys OTHER WISE I WILL...

YES YOU GUESS IT RIGHT!!!

ANALYSE YOU

asshat...

AND assface

in your face

ass in your face

lol this thread is funny shit

my mom is funny

pff kids..

8====D (_!_(

PENIS!111+one!!

The dot on the bang is the buttonhole. That head is gonna rip rip rip shit up.

This thread is obviously getting out of hands.

BIG FAT PUSSY IN YOUR FACE

@42, good to know you only have sex with midgets.

Not Fake!

These are real driving pimped rides from the Movie Never Back Down II - Electric Boogaloo. You can tell they are real because the shadows are perfect.

It's amazing how stuff gets recycled on the internet.

These pics were from a thread on the OT forums like 5 years ago.

@42 I mean, I know that for a fact, I saw you at one of those sex-with-midgets parties

I like the cars. I would totally drive the porsche. Just not much room in there for, well, anything. It would be fun though.

@46 shut up, the new GW is doing the best he can!
he obviously is retarded though

@45 - OMG, I didn't think you could revive it and make it funny, you have proven me wrong!

The lambo is adorable, I think Miles could score some hotties in it...

PS- I'm picturing these with the Jeff Dunham Light Blue Prius is GAY sketch...
meepmeep

I obviously like sausage

#51 is obviously an imposter. I LOVE the sausage.

(I'm the real one)

LMFAO - Dude... 51 & 52, I missed my doppelganger!! HUGS!!! Welcome Back buddy!
BTW- If you're gonna do it... quote JAY - SHE LOVES THE COCK!!! - Strike Back baby!

#53 is a fake too.

(I'm the real one)

@51 and 52
Stop faking me please!
Although there is a clear sexual connotation through the image of the sausage, I still love sausage (the real sausage).
But I think it would be fair to all to say that yes, I am in research for sausage (the other kind of sausage this time).
so if any of you are interested, drop by my myspace page

Who put him in little suspenders, clyde was that you? hahahahahahahah
hahahaha

hahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

seriously though, they're people to, or at least 1/2 a people.

OMG HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE FAKING ME??

like omg i'm cereal guys knock it off. I like boondock saints

huh dude you forgot the "website link"
your name is unclickable... loser
leave the impersonating to the professionals, please

WTF - i'm the only real sausage maven here. CUT IT OUT!!!!

(I'm the real one)

I didn't forget....I just couldn't bring myself to link to your crapspace. 'Professionals' is funny though, hopefully you were being ironic. Maybe one day we can learn to love each other....my mom's coming, I gotta go to bed.

For you uncultured people with limited vocabulary, maven means "expert".
Thus yes, you guess it right, I am an expert in sausage. In both ways.

Wait....it was me, I'm talking to myself. Help me guys please. Between this and compulsively gargling dirty balls on the corner, my life is falling apart.

penis in the vag

thats all I got to say...

in my vag?

Yeah, this spineless imposter needs to be taken outside and flogged.

please

hah so now we know that LSDiesiel is probably the imposter

Okay... nice try mathild, no one is going to believe you

I can't beleive it! People have gone and made chaos of this site.

Just to clairfy, #69 is a f***ing imposter.

@70 ...

they look kinda small
gotta wonder if those smart car models have enough assface room....

#34, #35, #36: Your grammar is very crude and seemingly limited. If you're going to try to impersonate me, at least you should try writing as I do. Seemingly you're imitating more than myself and it's quite annoying. If there was a "ban" option on this blog, I assure you, you would have been on that list a while ago.

Oh, and I almost forgot: I like penis

@62

Maven can mean expert or connoisseur. I like to think of you as a connoisseur of sausages.

you have the mac dictionary havent you

Some jack-off is sitting at home with a smile on his face and his pathtic penis in his hand, just causing confusion.

Well, it doens't matter who is who I suppose. Its not like any of us REALLY know each other. So I (the real LSDiesel) will continue to post under my name, and if other people feel that they have to use my name to say something stupid, well, go ahead. Its a f***ing blog, and if you have to be a dick to be happy, I feel pity for you.

F*** you guate6...

@76

Just a dictionary dictionary. I like to be well informed so, yes, I look stuff up constantly.

This is amazingly like the clone wars.

Except there wasn't enough sausage.

So join my network now! www.menwithbigpenises.com

And, please, pretty please GW can we have real accounts so this impostor crap can be put to rest?

I will give you a hand --- if you know what I mean ;)

See, my joke is funny because there are two ways to understand this:
1) Giving a hand as in helping someone
2) Giving a hand as in jacking someone off

@81, I do have a large penis. To bad you had to use my username, because if you used your own, no one would beleive you.

I obviously meant 2)

I was serious though... www.menwithbigpenises.com
Check it out!

If you feel that you need to confirm your sexuality by talking about the size of your penis or its girth, then this website is for you!

"girth"?
hmm I need to check that word out in the dictionary.

What if, the impostor was the new GW all along?
Any suggestions?

Maybe I was not clear enough earlier. I will say it again though: 8=====D (_!_(

Bravo everybody. Great comments.

We love the penis.

Guess I should have kept my mouth shut, now the impostor is using me.

83 and 87 are the impostor. I don't even know what the f*** that person is talking about.

This thread illustrates the fractal nature of life, where a story about fakes, is beset with fake comments. This sort of beauty makes me happy to be human.

@92

Nice observation.

Yeah, the confusion on this post is really tripping me out.
I've cum to one conclusion though.
We all love the cock.

Wait, I used the sentence "This sort of beauty makes me happy to be human."
This sentence illustrates my sexual preferences.
hint-hint ; )

I'm with 92 actually....This was pretty fun, but alas duty calls.

there could be more than one imposter....

I could be one of them... who knows

me too. but probably not.

no one wants to pretend to be me?
f*** you all!

tickle me

@100, you didn't even take credit for being the 100th poster!!!

@98, you are the impostor. You gave yourself away long ago because you couldn't stand not getting credit for being a douche bag.

You people are all a bunch of asshats. Silly and stupid, and I couldn't love you more, or stay away forever.

Did you miss me?

Wow. Nice.... er... posting?
as sad and pathetic as it is, it is comical - in a lowest-common-denominator sort of way. I guess the sad part is that the "imposter(s)" is probably having WAY too much fun doing this. Must be sad to have nothing else to do.

How come nobody ever imitates me?

Its the sincerest form of flattery.

BAH, too many comments!!!

This car doesn't look safe AT ALL. Sweet design though.

@92 - you make a great point! Also - A maven I may be, but that post was not me...

yeah, this is like so 3 years ago. these are old. what eeeediots!

@106.

Daisy. C'mon. You know we all hate you.

Yes, Amy. I missed you the most out of all these jerks. I would love to love you.

Old! I saw these things 15 years ago on a BBS.

P.S Bravo 19

@77 - Something Stupid.

PEWPEWPEW

Ahhhhh

wipe wipe

that was good. Thanks.

The lamborghini one is actually fairly decent. Best looking of the bunch.

If it was black, I'd pimp that shit.

lets all make fun of the writers of these sites! f*** them!
-joxer the mighty

i'd hit that.

They're Fake! F***!
I just brought a blue mini Ferrari on Ebay.
I cost me $35,000. Its meant to be delivered next week!
F***ITY F*** F***!

wow it's even more purile than normal in here today... It must be school break or something...
*back on topic
If these were real, i'd love to own one for the pure novelty... The 'Gini looks GREAT!

wow so confussing

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is funny shit!

Hello ladies and gents! I am back today for some more fun!

The imposterer --- "Even more impostorous than yesterday!"

PS, I'm a big fag and I like to lick dicks.

123rd !!

Mmmm.... That car doesn't look big enough to pick up anonymous male partners in.

there was a bad low-budget videogame for ps2 called gadget racers where every car body was made like this

FR1ST?!?!+111

They should have some sorta Login System to stop all this tomfoolery

you guys are all fags so get a life and get off this site. find something better to do with your time. your so immature and a bunch of nerds.

i realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really agrrrrrrreeeeee with this home boy that commented last. thanks brah thats a good coment. i like boobies and fast cars. not these dinky things.

Why have to live with fakes, someone out there has the opportunity to start a new business building these hot little numbers to dress up those dorky smart cars.