Oct 31 2008Eff It, I'm Going As A Dork: iPhone Costumes
While The Superficial Writer has been doing his patriotic duty posting hot celebrities in their Halloween costumes, I get stuck with a bunch of goofballs dressed as iPhones. What the f***. Anyway, I like the dog one. All the others suck, except for maybe the baby seat one. That one was cute. Seriously though, I see you dressed like an iPhone tonight, and I'm pushing your buttons. Figuratively. And, since it is Halloween, literally too. *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP* I'm calling your mom!
10 best iPhone costumes [dvice]
Thanks to LSDiesel, who doesn't need to dress up like an iPhone to get attention. iPod Touch costume FTW!
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Reader Comments
1. first - October 31, 2008 6:57 PM
1st
2. StlDragoon - October 31, 2008 6:58 PM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
3. Daisy - October 31, 2008 7:00 PM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This looks like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where Baja wanted an iPhone so much everyone she saw looked like one.
4. Pável - October 31, 2008 7:06 PM
Hahaha...
iCosplay?
5. facepunch - October 31, 2008 7:19 PM
i'm going as a nokia. f*** apple. and apple sauce.
6. Daisy - October 31, 2008 7:20 PM
Fake!
This is an obvios fake, the shadows are all wrong. These were done using photoshop.
These pictures are from deifferent scenes from the movie Never Back Down when Max tries to call Baja on her cell phone.
7. Moose Knuckle - October 31, 2008 7:21 PM
I think people dressed as Storm Troopers get laid more than these people, I'll bet people dressed as Doctor Who get laid more, or Galactus, or Cyclops from the XMEN get laid more. I'll bet if you dressed as Harry Mudd, or Automan, or Captain Planet you'd get laid more. I know the baby's thinking "F***, if only my f***ing stupid, geeky, piece of shit parents would dress my as someting cool, I could pull some prime baby poontang."
pew bitches pew
8. pumpkin - October 31, 2008 7:23 PM
@4 touché
I feel like an idiot for not trick or treating tonight!
9. Daisy - October 31, 2008 7:25 PM
Fake!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
It looks as if its taken from the Portal scene from the movie Never Back Down.
10. Daisy - October 31, 2008 7:26 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
It looks more like the parts to Baja's computer pasted onto Max, both from the movie NEver Back Down.
11. Daisy - October 31, 2008 7:32 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because I'm retarted and like to post this freeking line over and over again.
It looks like I should have been in the movie Never Back Down as the punching bag.
Freaking douchebag
12. Daisy - October 31, 2008 7:33 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
It looks more like the parts to Baja's computer pasted onto Max, both from the movie NEver Back Down.
13. I hate daisy - October 31, 2008 7:38 PM
SHUT UP DAISY, YOUR NOT FUNNY. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND NO ONE EVER WILL!!!!
14. How can I come up with an awesome name? - October 31, 2008 7:44 PM
Hey, Daisy!
Can you do me a favor? Come to my house and lick my candy cane.
You don't have to answer directly to me. Just give me a sign that you'd do me the favor by particularly capitalizing the words NEVER BACK DOWN. I mean, it's up to you to carry the favor, but I'd totally appreciate it if you do. Halloween is kinda lonely nowadays, you know.
15. Daisy - October 31, 2008 8:17 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
This website and these bloggers aren't really here. This is just my imagination working overtime becuase I fell asleep while watching the movie Never Back Down.
I sure do get a lot of attention, you all must really love me!!
Pew Pew Pew
16. How can I come up with an awesome name? - October 31, 2008 8:20 PM
DAISY!!!
PLEASE!!! Please give me a sign! LET ME KNOW!!!
17. Hunter - October 31, 2008 8:37 PM
First of all, Daisy, f*** off.
Secondly, the last picture looks super-creeper status.
18. 12345 - October 31, 2008 10:15 PM
@17
You have selected the IPhone rape app. Enjoy.
19. rawrdinosaur - October 31, 2008 10:33 PM
The iphone-guy in the last pic has the exact expression of a tense dog right before it bites you.
20. darth tyrannosaurus - October 31, 2008 11:24 PM
its not that I hate you daisy. i just feel that if you funneled your Never Back Down posting energy into something else... well you could easily collect every star wars action figure.
21. llama - November 1, 2008 12:35 AM
I think I know the guy in the last one! Jesse???
22. n8d - November 1, 2008 8:48 AM
Daisy: Please...Go away. Or at least STFU.
The one with the dude on MySpace is pretty funny.
Imagine what a fun couple # 2 must be when the f***in dorks dress up as iPhone and headphones.
23. Elmo - November 1, 2008 3:58 PM
Why are those so awsome???
I need that dog thing.. I have a cat, but still...
24. Daisy - November 1, 2008 5:31 PM
Hi I'm Daisy!
25. LSDiesel - November 1, 2008 7:43 PM
I could think of soooo many smooth lines to get girls' numbers by wearing this sort of costume. Of course, if you spend a lot of your time and creative energy figuring out how to make yourself look like an iPhone, chances are the only members of the opposite sex you have in your contacts list are your parents.
26. ffff - November 1, 2008 7:45 PM
Most of those are retarded and pointless, but the MySpace one is pretty clever.
27. javier - November 1, 2008 8:32 PM
the last one is from a porn movie hjahaha
28. strenith - November 2, 2008 2:39 AM
haha
why does everyone get so pissed off with daisy.
i personally think it's funny.
and flaming her/him over the internet cause they say the same 2 sentences followed by a similar sentence pertaining to the same movie never back down.
honestly.
just makes you look like a jackass.
and it's more annoying than them.
so..
shut up.
and get over your lonely little life.
damn..
29. Daisy - November 2, 2008 10:15 AM
I'm a cock.
30. Eric - November 2, 2008 11:49 AM
2nd to last one needs to add the "will work for food" app.
31. roflmao - November 2, 2008 1:20 PM
apparently LSDiesel's parents are a pair of lesbians by his frame of reference.
either that or he's a lesbian and his parents are gays... cuz i know i've seen him e-flirting with some of the "girls" on this site before....
btw: ***chances are the only member of the opposite sex you have in your contacts list is one of your parents.***
fixed
32. Reko Rivera - November 2, 2008 8:49 PM
Hey thats me and my buddy the 5th ones down.
Just making a note that our costumes are actual LCD TV screens and notcardboard or anything like everyone elses. Tka e a look at our video that got us on the front page of myspace halloween day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqx3R8qmqlo
33. meme - November 3, 2008 1:03 AM
I love the dog - it is a Japanese Chin. I had 2 growing up and miss them. He's so cute, and knowing chins, probably pissed as all hell for having to wear a stupid costume. It's all over his cute little mug.
34. Michael Kelly - November 3, 2008 3:59 AM
The doggie one is hilariously cute.
35. Christian - November 3, 2008 7:13 AM
Thats great! :)
36. greg - November 3, 2008 7:16 AM
Snow White is a nasty girl... Look where she is poiting
37. Thumperchica - November 3, 2008 11:31 AM
The dog one is cute, I saw a few kids dressed like this for Trick Or Treating, some were cute, some were halfassed. I didn't see any adults dressed like this or I would've heckeled them relentlessly.
38. I'm a Computer - November 3, 2008 11:48 AM
Comments are only to be relevant to the post on the day of the posting. Any comments thereafter are to be ridiculous, irrelevant, and somewhat tasteless. Anybody have any feelings about Prop 8 being passed in cali (same-sex marriage, hit the link in my name for more info)
39. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 11:50 AM
@28, Thank you.
@31, You flaming turd, I don't actually have parents. I was raised by Jawas, and lets face it, their not too revealing about their gender.
40. Konkey Dong - November 3, 2008 12:05 PM
@39... you mean "they're not too revealing about their gender." you're turning into sharpie.
41. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 12:08 PM
@40, you're right. Ever since he officially became muh beyotch, (my bitch, for those of you who don't get out. ever.) some of the little weasel's habbits have become my own.
42. Ace - November 3, 2008 8:50 PM
All of the people in these pictures are losers. Except for the small kids. It's not their fault. However, with parents like that, they will eventually end up like losers as anyway.
43. tygerlovr - November 9, 2008 12:21 PM
um. . ..ya they are all losers. . . .except for the dog. . .he's cute, i feel bad for him
44. Daisy - November 12, 2008 4:11 PM
No, I'm Daisy!
45. Jon - November 13, 2008 2:32 PM
I hate mother f***ing iphones. I hate it when someone who owns one loses their phone, and they run around saying, " I lost my iphone" NO you lost your damn phone, phones have not suddenly become 2 classes of things since apple released their crap. You don't see me running around, "omg I lost my LG ENV(VX9900)" You duche bags are no better than H2 owners, who suddenly stop referring to their car as a car, they start calling it a hummer. "Need a ride? I can pick you up in my hummer." I bet you can. All you duche bags need to cut it with the egos. Just because you wasted a lot of money to have something less than what other smarter buyers own, doesn't justify you to refer to it directly at every reference.
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