Eff It, I'm Going As A Dork: iPhone Costumes

While The Superficial Writer has been doing his patriotic duty posting hot celebrities in their Halloween costumes, I get stuck with a bunch of goofballs dressed as iPhones. What the f***. Anyway, I like the dog one. All the others suck, except for maybe the baby seat one. That one was cute. Seriously though, I see you dressed like an iPhone tonight, and I'm pushing your buttons. Figuratively. And, since it is Halloween, literally too. *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP* I'm calling your mom!

10 best iPhone costumes [dvice]

Thanks to LSDiesel, who doesn't need to dress up like an iPhone to get attention. iPod Touch costume FTW!

• Another Halloween, Another The Same Couple Of Guys Dressed As Giant iPhones

  October 29, 2009

  Have a spare flat-screen television sitting around and want to trick-or-treat as a giant iHole iPhone? Me neither. But these two guys did (who, it turns out, are the same cats in this video with their 2007 iPhone costumes), and more power to them. And by more power I mean le... / Continue →
• Please, No Viruses: TRON Quorra Cosplay

  November 8, 2010

  For those of you that think this is just some chick with electroluminescent panels slapped on a faux leather bodysuit -- you....would be correct. Because that's what she is. Oooooor Quorra from TRON. Don't remember Quorra from TRON? Lemme jog your RAM: she's from the new on... / Continue →
• Look Out -- TIE Roller Coming Through!

  October 25, 2010

  Get it, TIE roller? Like high roller, except with a TIE instead of high. I dunno, my roommate told me to write it. Also, to jam a knife in the toaster "to make special effects". It actually did look like a spaceship exploding aside, this is a TIE fighter wheelchair costume ... / Continue →