Oct 14 2008Condometric Gives It To You Straight (Or Slightly Curved To The Left, Ladies?)

Classic!!! First!

Condometric: How do you measure up?

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Haha curves to the left, now that's funny; mainly because mine curves to the left as well. Now these could be fun, do they make glow in the dark?

I want a glow in the dark, double dong dildo.

COCK!

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I'm still wating for the lightsaber condoms to be invented.

Fake!

That's an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

I think Max used a condom like this in the Movie Never Back Down though, and according to IMDB trivia, it was computer generated. This is likely a cut and paste off a screen cap.

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This is awesome, and funny at the same time...

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@13, Lack of creativity, not art.

ON 14s FACE AND DAISYS EYELIDS

Do they still hold the spunk in, though?

THINK ABOUT IT.

does it really matter, i just flip mine inside out to save the earth

When I was younger, i used to jack off with condoms so i could practice using them.

the last thing you want is to be fumbling around trying to put a condom on when a hooker is collecting your money.

Its a quick clean up, but boy does that latex smell and taste funny.

I'm getting bored with Daisy. It was funny the first couple times, but not anymore.

yeah, it normally leans to the left. it's attributed to a little thing i like to call "penis physics." the balls don't hang perfectly in balance, one normally dips lower than the other. the lower dipping ball acts like a weight on the pulley (penis) and will lean it to one side. who said science can't be fun?

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FAIL!

@19, did anyone ever tell you that you are paranoid? Oh and did you know that cigarettes contain Polonium? Every pack is like getting 50 chest x-rays. Now back to that paranoid thing I was talking about.....

You are amusing as well.

Claire, the OLCC enforces their rules vigorously. I was a bartender in PDX for years, no way in hell would I risk that fine because your friend doesn't want to carry ID.

MEAT JACKERS!

@23--no, no one has ever said that I'm paranoid.... could be the weed

@24--I'm not arguing with the OLCC. in my book, they rock at preventing underage drinking. it was the cashier that did her job shittily

Sweet, now I can measure exactly how much water I fill up in my condom water balloons.

It looks like #13 does steroids. It makes the balls shrivel up.

so the whole point of a condom is to keep you from peeing inside the girl right? so is the reason why this has the measurements to see how much you peed?

Claire, put yourself in her shoes. She probably makes 8.50 an hour, the OLCC fine is 250 dollars for her, 1650 for the store, plus a class A misdemeanor for the clerk. All that assuming this is the first violation. Agree or disagree with the law, but don't expect a stranger to put their money or employment on the line because your friend doesn't want to carry ID.

@29, that was a piss poor imitation of me.

@30--dude, chill. it's just a funny story about my delinquent friends and their antics. it's not meant to bash the OCLL or the cashier at played pantry.

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OH YEAH BEAT THAT

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Sharpshooter!! PEW PEW!!

yes #30, SHUT THE F*** UP you friggin loser.

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

Comes in a rage of flavors...no pun intended.

It looks like me, smells like me, and tastes like me, yet its not me. Thank you #35, for saying what I would have said anyway.

this would not work for intact penises however as the foreskin folds take up a lot of condom, as a 6" penis will use all 8-9 inches of a condom if unrolled properly to allow the skin to glide

it is odd that it's in metric as Americans are the ones that typically circumcise

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BOOM HEADSHAOT

ahh.... this things would be perfect just to see how many inches of it i can actually shove up daisy's pooper, you know see how deep it actually gets, ahh.... nohting like diggin in her crusty asshole

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damn the diagram got all f***ed up!!!! no interweb points for me today!!!!!!
FAIL IS ME!!!

CONDOM MAN APPROVES

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My laserpointer got a bigger output power than yours. It's so bright, you can even check for holes in her teeth *Chomp* ;-)