Oct 31 2008Coming Soon To A (Pervert's) Webcam Near You: Weird Augmented Reality Manga Chicks

Dennou AR Figures were released in Japan earlier this month by Geisha Entertainment. It's a software package bundled with a special cube and paddle that you move in front of a webcam to interact with your make-believe lady friend. Mostly I think they were made so you could look up their skirts and spank them, which, while disturbing, is by no means surprising. You know what? This is the last straw -- I'm moving to Japan.

Dennou Figure ARis [canneddogs]

Thanks to cubesquared, lover all things boxy.

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I'm laughing right now!

What's up with the cat costumes. Holographic chicks I can totally get behind ... but holographic chicks in cat costumes ... that's just weird

Damn you japan, why do get all the coolest stuff? And I don't just mean the pervy stuff (although that's mighty nice of you). Where's the US market for the cool kooky interactive gizmos?

Dear God!!!! Has Christmas come early?!? Has Jesus finally answered my prayers?!?!?! Is it finally the Rapture (without that bitch Kirk Cameron)?!?!!? Have I suicide bombed myself to my own planet to rule with my 76 virgins that look like Jessica Biel?!?!? Sooooo amazing *wipes tear*. I'll take 80 please.

pew yummy pew

WHY do all Japanese anime / manga girls always have a high pitched friggin annoying voice? Don't they know they are to be seen and not heard?!? Ruins it every time...

I'll wait for the Brazzers version to come out.

From the pioneers that brought you the air-sex compitition, fake holographic cartoon whore... There is a reason why they do this shit, not enough chicks per dude....so all the creepy Japanese dudes end up making/getting off on shit like this. For the love of shit, all you smart kids get out there and try to f*** a girl, we need better genes procreating. Try hard! Don't let the stupid, yet attractive and not so socially akward people, have all the fun and ruin our society one retarded offspring at a time. ...please. I have faith. Go forth and f***. F***us con Dios....etc.

Fake!!

This video has totally been photoshopped and mis-shadowed.

F*** you for even reading what I write cause it's the same boring shit every time.

You wont see me next week unless you hear about me on the news comitting suicide while watching the movie Never Back Down for the millionth time.

Daisy, we need you.

made me wet


i need technical support

FAKE!!!

This is an obvious photosop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

It kinda looks like a low quality copy of the special features on the Blu-Ray edition of the movie Never Back Down

That got super annoying around the 1:02 mark with the whole obsessive wailing noises...

"WHY do all Japanese anime / manga girls always have a high pitched friggin annoying voice?"

hey man. that's just the way their culture is.

I'd by it only if it says "ai que rico!"

Wait, so we actually have that kind of holographic technologies?


I want a little hologram dog to run around and play with. Well, I already do have a dog. But a hologram would double as a ghost.


*takes a hit*

First off, its not photoshopped, the world of augmented reality has been around for a while, and this is perfectly possible.
Secondly they aren't holographs, the girl would only appear on your computer screen.
if you looked at the table, you wouldn't see anything, other then that die looking thing. you would have to look at the screen to see anything

Please stop using youtube. There has got to be a better (working) site around.

@17

Just cause it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it doesn't work for the rest of us.

That's a lot of doesn'ts. Dozens of doesn'ts. Ahahahahahaha.

*takes a hit*

F***ing Japanese pedophiles. That is some repugnant shit.

Dontcha just love how she arrives in a maid outfit and calls him 'Master' ? OH JAPAN. *shakes head and sighs*

She's so goddamn moe I can't breathe for laughing.

Why is it that Japan has to be so friggin perverted? And I dont get that whole getting-turned-on-by-innocent-barely-18-anime-girls-in-slutty-outfits.

The current voice is unbearable.
If Gilbert Gottfried does some voice acting for this product i'll be sold, though.

@ #5 LMAO @ the Brazzers comment

why did it look like she got raped and was in the fetal position... then dude gave her a teddy bear and everything was ok? isnt that how child molesters do it?

Not gonna lie...I freakin' want one.

That was the most irritating thing I've ever watched in my life. I think I'm quitting the Intertubes for the week just because of that.

I totally can't believe that you can make her sob herself in the corner, and then give her a gift to make her stop. WTF?!

I also can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet.

ROFLSAURUSREX!!!!!!!! wow! i didn't even get halfway into watching this before getting annoyed as hell...... i agree with #5, a brazzer's version of this! holly crap that would be beyond all sweetness! 73H UB3r W1n!!!11one x 100, i would never ever be separated form my computer screen!!!! ever!!!! you gotta give it to them brazzers peeps, they have some quality Pr0n for sure!!!!!

man..... I would love a job as a pr0n connoseur! do they even have that????? man........ that would rock so much ass! i shall keep on dreaming......

Yay the realy Daisy is back please stay we love you truly

@Stiffman

Daisy is right, it may not be photoshopped, but its definitely fake. You can tell by the shadows (they are all off). Also there is some mismatched frames and jumps on the CG tracking. Just pause the video @ 1:24 and look carefully at the (most likely Fake/CG) Image on the card . These are dead giveaways.

LOL. So could you have more than one cube? And then run a pimping operation from you computer. Because pimp slapping looks like it could be fun. Or better yet, beat the little computer generated doll around and make her pose for pictures with her friends. But it's gonna be okay. You've got a teddy bear for any occasion.

Of course I think she would get beat a lot less if it weren't for the damn high voice. I mean seriously.

Yeah. quite a few things wrong with this little program. But ehh... just have to look at who made it. LOL.

@6 - You were even #6 No.6!!!!
and I LOL'd at "F***us con Dios"

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so, is the whole point of the stick so you can hit her? and what the f*** was up with that dinosaur at the end? dammit, you asians are a weird bunch.

UGH.. this is so stupid with that annoying highpitch squeal they call a voice. Who can possibly think this is hot?
I wanted to punch my monitor so very hard while seeing this, it would make my hand explode in thousands tiny bits of flesh...but fortunatly thats not possible.

this is some sick shit. are all Japanese men pedo wankers?

are you guys friggin retarded? the images of the girl only appear on your COMPUTER SCREEN. the program uses the cube/paddle/card only to track motion and location and creates images on your computer.

Ha! I saw that thing in action at TGS this year. Even took some vids of it. it's VERY buggy. The guy told me it's currently available at Amazon.com.


You can make her cry.


Japan is awesome.

High-pitched or not, girls speaking Japanese is hot!

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wtf

Of course I think she would get beat a lot less if it weren't for the damn high voice. I mean seriously.

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