Oct 22 2008Coffee May Shrink Breasts, Prevent Cancer

Hahahahaha Frist/First/Win/1/1st mofo'sss. Hows this for the first comment bitch ass's

You can either read it or you can go to the link and listen to it. up to you hahaha. woooweeeee, non of yo can do it like me face it!

http://media.putfile.com/Geekologie

(Hook) x2

I'm livin it up (for Geekologie)
I'm quiting my job (for Geekologie)
I'm making my life (about Geekologie)
(Geekologie) (Geekologie)

(Verse 1)

Yo I stumbled on this site one day just by accident,
now I talk shit leave comments (Tea Baggin it!!!)
tried to be nice but not a single one was havin it,
I lit the first comment like a blunt now I'm passin it,
whipin my taint all over every single post,
and I think I know a couple of you that like it the most (Thumper)
actin gayer then bacon tuxes served with some toast,
Impersonatin everybody tryin to do a roast,
let me tell you little bit incase you don't know me,
this the S.H.A.R.P.I.E
I came in f***in slick tryin to fit in with you people,
even got adopted quick by that dude LSDiesel,
its leathal and Daisy she does it all day long,
its a photoshop job the shadows are all wrong,
shit alot of you are starting to sound like some ass clowns,
so get used to the name cause i'm never gonna back down.

P.S. Love you all ;)

I swear I'm done posting that now! but seriously. I dont care about this topic at all cause i dont wear a bra so yea...

If this is true, I'm glad I drink coffee, I'd be screwed if I didn't...

Well don't you think you would see a change Thumper? I mean they are hanging off your chest. do they look like they're getting smaller?

"I dont care about this topic at all..."

Sharpie's a fag. It's science.

My point was that if I didn't drink coffee or if stopping my coffee addiction would make them bigger, then I'm going to keep drinking it.

Fake!!!

This is an obvious fake. You can tell its completely photoshopped because the shadows are all wrong and the backgrounds aren't believable.

It kinda looks like stills from the set of the movie Never Back Down.

On a personal note, if you want bigger breasts, drink lots of semen. Your BF will buy you bigger boobs. It worked for me.

First off Sharpie/wanna be permanent marker! your not gonna make no mark with that poor excuse of words you put together called rap! try not to quit your day job cause thats your best bet right now leave rap to the professionals, which you will never be!

I drink 3 cups a day, and my man boobs are still growing. This story is a load of crap.

you guys need to franchise Tim Hortons Down there, Best coffee in the world. I kid you not line ups down the street for that stuff. I think they lace it with crack or something. Nothing like a large double double

holy shit daisy added something to her comments, damn.

@8, it's a geek website and your bashing his rap skills?? Can you do better, I actually kind of laughed at it, thought it was ever so slightly clever.

@7......thats amazing.

@8 like i said before, your lame ass comments are not going to make me stop doing what I do or stop making fun of you. So you can drop that right now. f***in some people get so jealous, im sorry Balls i didnt mention you, whah whah whah, f***in cry about baby.

Love the tags (Breast Cream) MMMMM lol

@11, some people dont use their brains to appreciate what people create, they cant do it themselves so they get frustrated inside and have no other choice but to bash. but trust me ive learned that a long time ago. not everyone is a decent human, there is alot of ignorant people out there.

So does the sweetener and powdered cream that increases your risk of cancer offset these stats? I'm skeptical of finds like this because the researchers disregard the fact that correlation doesn't imply causation. If they find nothing, their grant is wasted so they write about any crap they may find. Statistics always tell the truth but if you want to lie, use statistics.

@11, exactly its a geek website! obviously if hes making raps for you guys then he must really have nothing better to do with his life! Sad if you ask me..oh well if it makes him feel good rapping for you guys then he must be enjoying his loser world that he lives in!

Wow Zach, that was a pretty good comment. Never thought about it like that. I think the researchers are just pigs and will do anything to get near some breasts

well Sharpie I gotta say that's one of the most (if not the only) intelligent things you've said on this site. Very true too. That being said we still gotta keep bashing each other, it's what the comment section of the site is all about.

That being said luckily my GF's breasts are large enough where I don't have to worry about them shriking so I gotta get her drinking coffee to keep them safe later in life.

I'm all for curing breast cancer, gotta keep the big boys' toys safe

@17, its not about having "no life" your the one with no life. i "have a life" rapping is a skill that come naturalllllllll, it takes no time to put a quick 16 bars together. that is my life. i will rap for anyone anytime, anywhere. so sounds to me like your the one with no life buddy ;)

@17, now the fact that your here making just as many comments about how his rap sucks points out that you have just as much free time as him, or your stuck at worked bored as hell like me. Either way I doubt it took a lot of time.

@ Daisy - that's great advice!

@ Balls - to quote Bloodhound Gang... "all in all, you're just another dick with no balls" - must you hate?

the woman pictured doesn't have boobs - that's a man baby!

ok...if you call those simple dr.seuss raps good then soulja boy must be a lyrical master mind! and I am bored at work by the way like all you lame people!

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life and I still have small breasts. Win some, lose some I guess. Wait, what?

@ 23 think you can do better, show me..... and i made it simple for a reason you silly bitch. so people like you would understand, im not rappin about the government or the universe or life so i have no reason to make it complicated. get a f***in life, i say we ban balls. hes just a faggot with nothing better to do. i dont know about anyone else but shit i feel bad for the dude.

@ Sharpie, we didn't ban you when you started... and you had a weak ass start doll. You've since made some headway, but don't get all "freshly Not n00b" power hungry and ban happy

Happy Wedensday every one

ahhhhhhhhh fine! he can stay lmao! but hes still a f***in herb

f*** you geekologie writer! me and fish are gonna whoop your ass!

@25, what the hell do you know about the universe sharpie, let me guess...you must be one of those people who belive there from another galaxy born here for a purpose! sure..your here for a reason, to work hard and slave everyday for the rest of your lame life! you wanna ban me cause you cant stand how I tell the truth about your poor rap skills! sorry dude your not gonna make it hate to burst your bubble! checked out your myspace too by the way..to my surprize to see your just another eminem wanna be..leave rapping to the blacks ok!

@26 well put. Also you can ban people on a site that doesn't require a login. Well you kind of can but GW man doesn't get involved so I don't think he cares.
I like your use of "freshly not n00b"

and since I'm comment whoring this one, I cannot believe GW didn't make his usual "Penis as a coffee stirrer" comment, WTF?

either way this site is for geeks not for nigger wanna be rappers whose life suck with no girlfriend and lame minimum wage jobs!

dude balls, why you gotta go all racist. Blacks are the only ones allowed to rap? Damnit I'm calling the white version of Al whats his face or our white fake reverend(how the hell do you spell that?)

ThumperChica I was thinking the same thing, talks about breasts and no penis joke? WTF GW man

@33 - You are officially a cockmongering douchenozzle. FYI - most "Rappers" are geeks/nerds/etc... LMAO
**And minus 20 points for lame unneccessary use of N-word... If you were going to make the point about Sharpie, Wiccawickawigga would've sufficed.

yay! thats it balls, you got it all right i cant believe you know me that well. f***in pleaseeeeeee music isnt about color you f***in racist. i'll kill you and heres how i'll do it.

http://media.putfile.com/Sample-17-91

watch your f***in back ;)

ok I have to say people are getting mighy tough in here.

FLEX THEM KEYBOARD MUSCLES!!!!

lmao! ok i'm done with balls, he can suck it. as from now on i dont know he exists

Interesting because coffee is linked to moobs (man boobs) in men, along with alcohol and nuts.

perhaps thumperchicka should start posting pictures of her bewbs on a daily basis so we can see if this correlation between coffee and breast size holds true.

@ Daisy + Thumperchica - Your breast enlargement strategies scare me.

if I would have known this.....i wouldn't have gotten a breast reduction :*(

Quoting the Bloodhound Gang should be punishable by firing squad.

@38, you know I exist to you..you love me admit it! You wish you were me dont you...im the only one who has the balls..LOL (my name)..to admitt you suck! go ahead and try to kill me nigger lover..bet you never even killed a fly never mind have the balls to kill a real person!

Holy imposter! I'm guess it's Sharpie impostering my 'balls' name... thanks for ruining such a great handle dipshit. You really won over the crowd. Makes me wonder how many handles you're using. The dead giveaway is grammar and typing - at least type and speak differently with each impersonation.

@Sharpie - I tried that link on the home comp at lunch and couldn't get it to load... BAH!

without coffee, I'd be to dead to notice the girls were bigger...
and I couldn't cross my arms

that's a load of crap. i drink coffee and my t*** are huge. guess i better quadruple the intake.

i hate coffe now i want to have sex with big boobs not little girl sizes

@49 - Then why did you you insist I shave my pubes before you railed me in the stinker.

@ thumperchica. You know you are one hell of a motha' f***in ugly fat ass biatch. Either get that weight off you by getting off that ugly ass or just staple up that hole in your face for a year. It might also stop all your non-f***in-hilarious comments. U seem like GW's GW (i.e Grand Whore). Maybe when McDonald's launches a new triple story beef burger next time, they'll hire you as their brand ambassador. Till then you're stuck with whining out here and getting paid 5 cents per comment.

@Daisy. All that semen drinking might have bought you bigger boobs. But look what that acidic cum of your BF did to that pea inside your skull which you use as an excuse for a brain. Not to mention the countless germs he may have transmitted to you through those high-protein dinks you enjoyed. Now those parasites compete for space with that rotten pea in your skull. If they fire you from this site you could always have a job at a pathology museum's STD department, crying out every 5 minutes: "My boobs are fake. They're photoshopped. You can tell by the shadow of my 3 inch dick that Im a shemale."

@Sharpie. It's true what they say. Either they pay you each time you make all your f***in' stupid moronic rants. Or, the GW personally uses his large coffee-stirrer to stir up all the gunk that collects in your reamed-f***in'-wide-open ass in the free time between your posts. And you keep screaming "daddy" just like you did when you were 9 and your daddy used to straddle you.

@balls. Nice going man. At least you can give these "Old posters" some good run for their money. They look like they spend all day here. I think it's their whole time day job. Teach 'em a lesson. And here's a big F*** YOU to all those impersonators here!

Have a nice day ya' all. :) If you inherited your own parents' genes have the guts to post this comment and make intelligent replies, otherwise go help endangered species and carry the love child of a blue whale.

Listen, all you broads out there, keep your t*** big.

You will find a better suitor that way.

Secondly, send me pictures of your t***.

third, lets meet up so i can suck your t*** while I finger you.

4th, let me take pictures of you while I wreck you from behind.

5th, lets do it all over again.

woohoo My Taint Itches again, I mean is back. Yes I still get a kick out of his name.

Ok so The_Don, I'm guessing you are the one and only Don? Oh wait or did you mean it in the Jersey Italian way? Either way it's kind of stupid. That being said you asked for people to have the guts to make an intelligent comment based upon your sorry excuse for an intelligible comment. Why would you ask for an intelligent response to such a sorry excuse for mature verbose comment? Your grammar is rough, you use to many hyphens in words that don't go together, and your language belongs in the ghetto. However I will say your use of 'you're' and 'your' seem to be proper unlike most people around these parts.

Wow, you totally made me cry into a pint of Ben and Jerry's. You win. Moo.

what a load of corny shit. have they ever thought that girls with big bewbs don't like coffee?

Sharpie, Daisy, Thumperchica --- I love you all.

Thumperchica, did you mean "moo" as a cow?

Wow you really do have low self esteem

Thumperchica you fat piece of shit. I could fit my whole family in your second layer of fat. I could rub all your sweat all over my body. The smell of 54 years old unwashed ass.

Also, I know for a fact that your cum changes taste depending on what you eat and how healthy you are. I mean sometime cum tastes like burning acid, the same kind of acid that my grandma excretes when on the toilet. I can tell you that my cum tasted pretty, only until my boyfriend transmitted eigola, which turned my cum more yellow and quite frankly, now the taste is disgusting.

Also eigola loosens up my asshole, so now I am loose like you Thumperchica! At least now we are two loose boys on this forum!

--- I love you Thumperchica, and also, I love the cock so much --- it is UNBEARABLE

P.S. This is the first time I open myself about my shady sexual habits on a forum! you should be congratulating me!!

P.S.S I AM A FLAMBOYANT GAY WHO LOVES TO WRITE LONG POSTS

Hooray for the The_Don, you've said everything I whisper to myself when I read their posts.

hahah holy shit, how can i be included in this f***ing hillarious comment section? everyone being so tragically negative,dont worry im citing everyone fairly and squarely in my 50 page dissertation. its like a greek play! balls loves dropping the n-bomb, proving him sad and useless, and most likely to die. but here's the beautiful thing: sharpie is clinically insane as well! this shit is too f***ing entertaining, please please PLEASE keep this feud going. oh, and thumperchica, i feel you have an idea of whats happening, so lets be the greek chorus.

@59 -nah, my fat ass is way too lazy to bother... but thank you for playing.

Sharpie, let me put something lightly, people don't bash your rap skills because they're jealous. In fact, i don't think any of us even want to be jealous of you.
They bash them because rap isn't music. It was ever so slightly clever, but that doesn't mean you have to start talking like you think you are god, just go on with your life and stop thinking about yourself all high and mighty, just say thank you for the complements, and leave it at that.

That is one thing that pisses me off is when people think they're god because one person thought something they wrote was "ever so slightly clever"
It's a complement, so treat it as that

you didn't get f***ing knighted.

The Don, how the hell a can a dainty little, cock smoking fairy like you come up with such awful things to say?

On one hand, NOOOO!!! SHRINKING BOOBIES?!?! on the other hand, I am a huge supporter of breast cancer research. Remember: the only bad tit is a cancerous one.

@LSDiesel (62)

Well honey, the things I say are facts. But really, if you are that interested, I'll let you in on the secret. I come up with such comments for freakin' turds like yourself whenever I'm humping your sweet MILF through her cornhole to relieve her chronic costipation. Which actually happens quite oftenly. I know its a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

I'm sorry I forgot you when I mentioned those scumbags earlier. I am certain you're satisfied now, at least for the time being. If you have anymore questions about your origins, go ask your neighbour.

Hope you get my point..... in your behind :)

The don posted a long manifesto earlier. I'll edit it to something managable for people with short attention spans.

The_Don: ...You can tell by the shadow of my 3 inch dick that Im a shemale...

so The_Don, I actually write an intelligent comment in reply to your rediculous banter and I get no retort? Why is it you only seem to attack commenters on here with vile childish rhetoric? You ask for an intelligent response, you get one, and then all you do is go attack LSDiesel's mom? You are a sad excuse for a keyboard bully.

Oh and to the The_Don imposter, try better next time please. That impostering was more boring than the actual person you were impostering.

@boredom (53,66)
Hi Mr. Defense attorney. You suck almost as well as LSDiesel blows. I may or may not be a keyboard bully but you're worse.... a cyber-sycophant, toadyin' up to LSDiesel. Are you the ethics committee chairperson of your local slum? 'Cause those fishermen may have listened to your "intelligent commentary" and self-righteous big talk, but here you've gotta work harder. You're a bit down in the food pyramid.

What's your obsession with grammar? Did you have a bad experience with your english teacher in junior school? (if you ever went to any
that is) While he may have thoroughly explained grammar to you, he skipped on the spelling part I guess. You may have been an honor student at special school, but you're still a retard. Maybe you should come out in the open with it. There are some pretty good ounsellors available nowadays. Relax, they won't charge you for it, but judging your IQ, they're sure to laugh at you while pretending to laugh with you.

Spread your boredom elsewhere please. Contribute to the fight against global warming and try to contain all your hot air.

See now there's that long winded attack I was hoping for. I was starting to feel left out of your unwitty commentary. I fail to see how I was either "toadyin'up" to LSDiesel or by doing so that makes me a sycophant. Oh and how low am I on the food pyramid? At the bottom? So then you are saying I'm important and you should get at least 6-11 servings of me a day? I believe also that means you are implying you are at the top of the food pyramid meaning you are something you should take in sparingly and is bad for you in large doses?

Oh and I'm not obsessed with grammar at all and in fact did really poorly in English class because I R an engimineer. Are you saying I should come out in the open with being a retard or that I had a bad experience in junior high? Speaking of my poor spelling what is an ounsellor anyway?

Lund University?

There's this language in India, it's called Hindi,
one of my friends tells me it's the national Language.

Incidentely or maybe purposefully Lund in Hindi means Cock.
Daisy and it's usually a big fat cock.

If you want to grow a big fat cock you need to drink a lot of
breast milk. Especially your neighbours wife's, your girlfriends,

Can we research this subject?
Because if you just think of the breast alone,
f*** what's inside those great jugs.

Just the thought of breasts can grow your cock,
Instantly ! Dammit Instantly.

Even if the boobs have plain sea water.

I promise to enlarge a cock with the thought of good young breasts.

Does this mean with milk or without milk,
in the coffee and in the breasts?

I mean does this breast / cancer shrinking
technology of caffiane work with
whites milk or just plain blacks coffee.

Let's have a few races out here.
What comes first? Milk or Coffee?
Cocks or boobs?

Too bad this ridiculous "scientific" conclusion is complete bull crap:

Worst Science Article of the Week: Drinking Coffee Shrinks Your Breasts?
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2008/10/27/worst-science-article-of-the-week-drinking-coffee-shrinks-your-breasts/

I guess fact-checking can be so annoying when you want to sensationalize falsehoods for readership.

Thanks, Geekologie! Your reputation as any bearer of truth is in the trash bin.

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