Oct 3 2008Burton Releases Series Of Sexy Snowboards
Burton Snowboard's new Love series was made in cooperation with Playboy and feature busty centerfold pictures. Because let's face it, what could be cooler than cruising down the mountain on a booby-covered board? Ha, no, not dead hookerboarding, although....
Burton Love Series Snowboards [highsnobiety]
Thanks to Jo Mama, who knows I love the rich, chocolatey taste of Ovaltine.
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Reader Comments
1. shamwow - October 3, 2008 12:14 PM
shamwow.... 1st
2. guate6 - October 3, 2008 12:14 PM
Heh, nice.
3. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 12:14 PM
Submitted the tip and 1st. I know what I want for x-mas. A life :(
4. sojiki - October 3, 2008 12:15 PM
hrmmm ok then ~_~
5. OJ's Mom - October 3, 2008 12:15 PM
Goddamnit! It is about time we got back to basics on this site! Yeah!!!
Tits and Technology.
Thank god!
6. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 12:15 PM
I CANT EVEN GET FIRST RIGHT?!?! I HATE MY LIFE!!!
7. bob - October 3, 2008 12:15 PM
no nip no care
8. OJ's Dad - October 3, 2008 12:15 PM
I would nail those broads in this order:
4, 2, 1, 3
9. OJ - October 3, 2008 12:16 PM
I would slash them in this order:
1,2,3,4
10. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 12:16 PM
Disregard that, i suck cocks
11. Not That Guy - October 3, 2008 12:18 PM
What happened to the Nip on #3? Did they airbrush it out?
Can you imagine what a shitty job that would be? Making it so people CAN'T see nipples? Pitiful ass-bag. Save the nipples!
12. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 12:18 PM
My 1st tip, my 1st fail, and now my 1st imposter. This is better than puberty!
13. OJ's mom - October 3, 2008 12:19 PM
Yeah, you know you've made it big once some half-assed douche-bag steals your screen name.
14. shamwow - October 3, 2008 12:19 PM
2, 1, 2, 4, 3, 2
15. you know who - October 3, 2008 12:23 PM
not all that now, if it was two hot lesbians sucking off another snowboarder or something that would something
16. guate6 - October 3, 2008 12:24 PM
Man, I wish there had been a tag NSFW because i scrolled down...saw skin, and then hit the 'end' button so no one would think I'm checking out 'bad stuff'
'phew'
nice and all, but I'll have to check the picture out when no one's around or back home.
17. fuckface o'reily - October 3, 2008 12:29 PM
1 and 2 at the same time. Then 3....then 4, twice.
18. Ekholm - October 3, 2008 12:30 PM
WOW! I no longer need to snowbaord into the forest to get some wood.
19. LSDiesel - October 3, 2008 12:47 PM
These boards must be a great ride.
20. Miles - October 3, 2008 1:03 PM
Where's the male versions?
21. BUTTER NUTTS - October 3, 2008 1:09 PM
Man, there are so many loosers on a ski hill now a days. Snowboarding has become the cool thing to do. I've been riding for over 10 years and its sad to see burton stoop to something this pathetic. I can just picture the type of douchebag who will ride this board on the hill.
Oh well, I will just continue to run over all weak ass snowboarders on the hill who are there just because its the cool thing to do.
22. Momboelitist - October 3, 2008 1:12 PM
I'd just stand it next to me at the chalet bar to make far sighted chicks jealous. Or is it near sighted?
Lots of skin today from Ol' GDubya.
23. Hunter - October 3, 2008 1:25 PM
HAHAHAHA the censor word: WHEE!
I guess my order would be 1, 3, 4, 2, 3+4, 1
24. marlo - October 3, 2008 1:27 PM
Now that's some potent girl-repellent.
25. LSDiesel - October 3, 2008 1:29 PM
@20
...
26. Hunter - October 3, 2008 1:29 PM
@ Miles - haha, I was WAITING for you to say that, hahahahahahaha knew it was coming!
27. Nacon - October 3, 2008 1:39 PM
Old porns.... ew
28. Ash - October 3, 2008 1:50 PM
Number Two looks like Coreys sister. I Bet you she rocks out just as hard.
29. Lindsey - October 3, 2008 1:52 PM
Its funny you should mention dead hooker boarding as the Burton un inc.'s a few years back did feature a hooker and pig farmer in reference to the Pickton pig farm killings
30. Thumperchica - October 3, 2008 1:55 PM
... more boobs... meh, I have boobs... I want to see boys on boards - Miles is right!!!!
31. SmokingGirl - October 3, 2008 2:12 PM
I thought I'd see actual titty. *sigh* Bring on the full on naked broads on boards.
32. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 2:41 PM
Actually guys I didn't wanna say anything but Burton's a little behind on this one. Sims came out with some sweet ass full frontal boards with Jenna J. and the rest of the Vivid crew back in 04' they were on the Fader series.
33. NES--still-the-best - October 3, 2008 3:27 PM
1,4,3,2, respectively.
34. Tap - October 3, 2008 3:57 PM
That's great, but where's the Sarah Palin model?
35. LSDiesel - October 3, 2008 4:07 PM
@34, yeah, I knew something smelled fishy.
36. Farva's Twin - October 3, 2008 4:07 PM
I don't find sufficient detail in these pictures to tell the sluts apart. Rumor has it they have faces, but I can't find any.
37. Ace - October 3, 2008 5:23 PM
Is that Sarah Palin with a blonde wig 2 from left?
38. Ahoy - October 4, 2008 1:21 PM
*Yawn*
Let me know when they come out with the bestiality series. Until then, I will be using my eunuch as a living snowboard.
39. man - October 4, 2008 11:19 PM
Simms is laughing in their general direction.
40. Cyberwulf - October 5, 2008 4:54 AM
Broads on boards... And of course I feel the need to say: Tits or GTFO.
41. IndyCubsFAn - October 6, 2008 7:43 PM
Those boobs are so fake. Totally Photoshoped!