Burton Releases Series Of Sexy Snowboards

Burton Snowboard's new Love series was made in cooperation with Playboy and feature busty centerfold pictures. Because let's face it, what could be cooler than cruising down the mountain on a booby-covered board? Ha, no, not dead hookerboarding, although....

Burton Love Series Snowboards [highsnobiety]

Thanks to Jo Mama, who knows I love the rich, chocolatey taste of Ovaltine.

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