Bacon Tuxedo Looks, Smells Just Like Bacon

I know what you're thinking, "What IS that dapper ass-sockpuppet wearing in the picture?" And that, dear reader, is Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. The suits comes in four different sizes (from this little piggy to wild hog), cost $100, and have been chemically treated to smell like bacon sizzling in the pan. And give you cancer. Which, I think we all can agree, is a small price to smell delicious.

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo [newsblaze]

Thanks to Julian, who once owned a chicken suit but couldn't keep the women away from his meat.

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