Oct 7 2008AT-AT Fail: Because Sometimes Standing Up Is Just Too Damn Hard
Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes from the movie. The snow, the AT-ATs, all the little ships flying around PEWing their brains out. And then the trip-up. This AT-AT Fail shirt costs $20.80 and comes in a variety of colors. Collect them all! Just kidding. Buy one! Or don't. I don't fucking care, I didn't make them.
On a side note, if there aren't any more posts today it's because I'm moving and am on the road....south! Goodbye wife and hello buxom southern belles guns and rednecks! WOHOO, come visit! See you bright and early tomorrow morning.
Thanks to Serene, who once tripped an AT-AT simply by willing it.
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Reader Comments
1. ahha - October 7, 2008 3:18 PM
Wow, these "Fail" things are getting pretty obscure. I've got an idea for another shirt:
Guy sitting at his computer, trying to post on geekologie, misspells a word but hits post before noticing. FAIL!!!!
2. the sysop - October 7, 2008 3:18 PM
first? what a beautiful shirt.
http://www.howtolosegirls.com
3. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 3:18 PM
Nice. Have a good trip GW
4. guate6 - October 7, 2008 3:27 PM
Have a good trip writer.
These "fail" things are starting to be the new trend I see.
Someone, I'm sure, misses the 80's.
5. The Superficial Writer - October 7, 2008 3:28 PM
Hey, I just stopped by your house to get my grill back and - aw, shit...
6. Thugnifficent - October 7, 2008 3:44 PM
amen to big titted southern chicks
7. Farva's Twin - October 7, 2008 3:47 PM
You need to get involved with a horny hosebag. The south is full of them.
8. Bethie - October 7, 2008 3:52 PM
If "south" includes St. Louis, you should stop by. I'll wear a Geekini and we can play Smash Brothers.
9. Abby-Kevin - October 7, 2008 3:55 PM
GW, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
10. Abby-Kevin - October 7, 2008 4:06 PM
and by that I mean, it is full of cheap and very hygienic hookers!
11. Thumperchica - October 7, 2008 4:16 PM
That AT-AT looks like it's in lazy Doggy Style... LMAO!
@GW - If you're singing "Here I go again on my own." While crying and driving down the I15... I'll take away your posting rights until you get laid...
If you aren't, GOOD JOB! *HUGZ*
12. He-man - October 7, 2008 4:22 PM
@ 11
I want you in a lazy Doggy Style...GHYAO. (Going to Hump Your Ass Off)
GW, please be safe and don't drive emotional.
13. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 4:23 PM
Hey GW! I am sooo sorry to hear about how you are doing. OMG I am very sad to hear that you are in this situation. I seriously started crying a little when I was reading your post. OMG I'm gonna start crying again if I think about it. OMFG I am seriously crying so hard right now.
I am gonna go kiss my mother on her butt lips using the tongue inside my weiner.
14. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 4:35 PM
The imposter(s) strike back. Ah, its good to be home.
15. chosetec - October 7, 2008 4:41 PM
clever shirt.
@2 you fail at spamming, but win at being a douche.
16. Atrides - October 7, 2008 5:11 PM
I want one
17. hollywood_hillbilly - October 7, 2008 5:25 PM
SuperFish! Get back to work! GW don't go south, go north, to alaska! They give out free money up there and you can see russia from your house!
18. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 5:51 PM
Star Wars is for idiots with no creative mind that are easily impressed and have no self-worth and also they eat their own feces on occasion depend on how low their testosterone levels are. Star Wars fans have an extremely high level of estrogen stored in their scrotum. I love Star Wars and Star Trek.
19. Hunter - October 7, 2008 5:57 PM
It's funny because I've actually said "FAIL" at that part of the movie, hahaha.
20. Star Trek - October 7, 2008 6:14 PM
I don't remember this part of the movie. Why would it back down like that?
21. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 6:36 PM
I french kiss my father's scrotum with my BH rim lips.
22. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 6:43 PM
So do I. Because I am the same person. The BH kisser.
23. Mike - October 7, 2008 7:22 PM
geez fail, i wish the internet would get some new material already...
24. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 7:39 PM
My penis is so small that I might actually be a girl. In which case, my penis is actually pretty big.
I also fart a lot. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
25. Dr_Freak - October 7, 2008 10:38 PM
wow, this impostor dick really went to town here...
He seems to think that penis references & gay jokes are hilarious - sounds like a closet queer to me since he hasn't got the guts to own up to his supreme gayness.
Try on your mums undies dude, you might like it...
26. Believer - October 8, 2008 12:12 AM
First!
27. Doo - October 8, 2008 12:39 AM
LSDiesel sucks.
28. Imposterer - October 8, 2008 1:42 AM
Oh wow I see someone is already doing the job of impostering already!
I seriously was the person fucking with everyone with the mini-cars post yesterday.
29. Ginormagantuan - October 8, 2008 5:19 AM
hmmmm...... damn, this all makes me want to pee on sarah pallin, man! that would be awesome!
30. assbastard - October 8, 2008 6:17 AM
See the AT-AT on the far right? See how it's looking at the one in the middle? That's called the "look of love". Give it 5 minutes, a case of beer and maybe some Marvin Gaye on the stereo, and that's how you make an AT-ST.
31. commentzor - October 8, 2008 9:19 AM
@30: WIN!
32. Ryan - October 8, 2008 9:24 AM
Good luck on the move! Hope you're not moving to Alabama. I just moved here three weeks ago and I've been trying to get the fuck out since then.
33. Momboelitist - October 8, 2008 9:48 AM
CAW?
34. Soran - October 8, 2008 10:41 AM
Wait... hold on... you're saying NOW you're going to find rednecks? Didn't you already live in or around Blacksburg? Just walk for 10 minutes outside the city, you will suddenly be surround by bottle-toting rednecks with shotguns eager to 'help you' on your way to their 'basement'.
Anyway, wherever you're moving to, enjoy it, or try. --Soran in Blacksburg
35. Dr_Freak - October 8, 2008 11:23 AM
I am gonna go kiss my mother on her butt lips using the tongue inside my weiner. I love Star Wars and Star Trek. I french kiss my father's scrotum with my BH rim lips. I am the same person. The BH kisser. My penis is so small that I might actually be a girl. penis references & gay jokes are hilarious. I also fart a lot.
36. Der - October 8, 2008 12:39 PM
Reminds me of the good old days: www.smouch.net/lol
37. Dr.Freak - October 9, 2008 3:23 AM
what is BH?
Dumbass
38. Gourmet Vagina - October 9, 2008 3:10 PM
@30- My parents always told me that AT-STs were delivered by Star Destroyers. This new revelation has changed my entire outlook on life. Next thing you know, someone's gonna say that babies aren't delivered by storks...btw, I want to pee on Sarah Palin, too!