Oct 10 2008Added To X-Mas List: Kota The Triceratops
Kota the Triceratops is a robot toy for children that "has 11 different movements and reacts to touch and sound." The 37-pound behemoth can even support a child rider up to 60-pounds. Unfortunately, the dino doesn't actually walk, so you'll still have to get your children to fetch your beer the old fashioned way, on a tricycle. Suggested retail price is between $300-$400, but I'm willing to pay upwards of $500 if it could, you know, do a little *wink wink* blogging. That's right, I want it to write for me.
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Keep it up, you're doing great!
Hit the jump for a video of Kota inaction.
Better Get One Of These Now Before They Sell for 10 Grand On Ebay [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Bridgette, who promised to buy me one if I behaved myself, but I couldn't. :(
Reader Comments
1. Tammie - October 10, 2008 3:13 PM
Why didn't we have cool toys?
2. The dingo - October 10, 2008 3:20 PM
cuz our parents were dumbass'
P.S. in the last article i gained an imposter! HELL YES I"M OFFICIAL!!
3. no - October 10, 2008 3:21 PM
more like 'cause your parents were GAY
4. The dingo - October 10, 2008 3:24 PM
@3 Dooshnozzle!
5. blackrider23 - October 10, 2008 3:26 PM
Look its the Buttercup horse with a new skin on it for boys.
*rolls eyes*
6. Momboelitist - October 10, 2008 3:29 PM
@1, cool you say? The thing just sits there!
Didn't they learn with the whole pony thing that they need to make these friggin animals walk? You spend hundreds of $$$$ and the kid sits on it for 5 minutes.
By the way, I'm planning on buying up about 50 of these things and then waiting till the stores run out. Then I'll sell them on Ebay to stupid parents because these days the kids run the households. PEW PEW PEWDI PEW!!
7. ahha - October 10, 2008 3:30 PM
"has 11 different movements and reacts to touch and sound." By react, do they mean savagely dismembering the entire family? or just shaking its head around all Stevie Wonder style?
8. LSDiesel - October 10, 2008 3:39 PM
The dinosaur's face looks like the boy just stabbed it in the back of the neck.
9. The DIngo - October 10, 2008 3:43 PM
LSDiesel dude i got my first imposter!!! yay!!!
10. LSDiesel - October 10, 2008 3:44 PM
@9, Good job boy wonder. Now make yourself useful and pass the lube.
11. The DIngo - October 10, 2008 3:45 PM
@10 yes masterbater
12. The DIngo - October 10, 2008 3:48 PM
i know it was gay, but thats all i could come up with.
13. Elmo - October 10, 2008 3:49 PM
Man! this stuff is sooooo much better then the shit we got when we were kids
14. boxofwine - October 10, 2008 3:50 PM
Write for your blog?
are you sure you don't just want to have sex with it?
15. LSDiesel - October 10, 2008 3:51 PM
That triceratops is one horny little bastard.
....yes I am high. hehehehe PEW PEW PEW
16. The DIngo - October 10, 2008 3:52 PM
lol i wish i was high!
17. The DIngo - October 10, 2008 3:55 PM
Alright what is the origin of PEW PEW PEW?
18. ahha - October 10, 2008 4:00 PM
@17
PEW PEW PEW is derived from the Latin expression Pewnongus Perennium Penissus meaning Lasers fired at your perennium and penis. It is punishment for insolence.
19. LSDiesel - October 10, 2008 4:01 PM
@18, Your first drink is on me.
20. The DIngo - October 10, 2008 4:13 PM
@18, and your second is on me.
21. Elmo - October 10, 2008 4:22 PM
I want a freaky looking meat eater with metal teeth... he's just too cute!
damnit!
22. Jo Mama - October 10, 2008 4:33 PM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
23. The Dingo - October 10, 2008 4:44 PM
My parents seriously suck ass. They got me all the toys I ever wanted, then they literally sucked my BH with their lips. Therefore, this triceratops is better than my parents in every possible way. Except for the fact that it has no lips.
24. The Dingo - October 10, 2008 5:15 PM
stfu dingo imposter!!
25. chickswithdicks - October 10, 2008 6:07 PM
I have one of those and it totally works like that!
26. Terry - October 10, 2008 7:28 PM
i would let the hasbro spokeswoman ride me like a dinosaur.
27. pr8 - October 10, 2008 7:28 PM
The 'Hasbro Spokesperson' is HOTTT
28. Daisy - October 10, 2008 8:47 PM
Fake!
Thats a complete photoshop/MS Paint fabrication. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
This is more like a scene from Never Back Down!
29. Brian - October 13, 2008 1:23 PM
This looks to be a solid toy idea. And yes, does it come with a free spokesperson?
30. gagner argent - October 2, 2009 8:34 PM
Thats a complete photoshop/MS Paint fabrication. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.