Oct 10 2008Added To X-Mas List: Kota The Triceratops


Kota the Triceratops is a robot toy for children that "has 11 different movements and reacts to touch and sound." The 37-pound behemoth can even support a child rider up to 60-pounds. Unfortunately, the dino doesn't actually walk, so you'll still have to get your children to fetch your beer the old fashioned way, on a tricycle. Suggested retail price is between $300-$400, but I'm willing to pay upwards of $500 if it could, you know, do a little *wink wink* blogging. That's right, I want it to write for me.

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Keep it up, you're doing great!

Hit the jump for a video of Kota inaction.

Better Get One Of These Now Before They Sell for 10 Grand On Ebay [ohgizmo]

Thanks to Bridgette, who promised to buy me one if I behaved myself, but I couldn't. :(

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Reader Comments

Why didn't we have cool toys?

cuz our parents were dumbass'

P.S. in the last article i gained an imposter! HELL YES I"M OFFICIAL!!

more like 'cause your parents were GAY

@3 Dooshnozzle!

Look its the Buttercup horse with a new skin on it for boys.
*rolls eyes*

@1, cool you say? The thing just sits there!

Didn't they learn with the whole pony thing that they need to make these friggin animals walk? You spend hundreds of $$$$ and the kid sits on it for 5 minutes.

By the way, I'm planning on buying up about 50 of these things and then waiting till the stores run out. Then I'll sell them on Ebay to stupid parents because these days the kids run the households. PEW PEW PEWDI PEW!!

"has 11 different movements and reacts to touch and sound." By react, do they mean savagely dismembering the entire family? or just shaking its head around all Stevie Wonder style?

The dinosaur's face looks like the boy just stabbed it in the back of the neck.

LSDiesel dude i got my first imposter!!! yay!!!

@9, Good job boy wonder. Now make yourself useful and pass the lube.

@10 yes masterbater

i know it was gay, but thats all i could come up with.

Man! this stuff is sooooo much better then the shit we got when we were kids

Write for your blog?
are you sure you don't just want to have sex with it?

That triceratops is one horny little bastard.

....yes I am high. hehehehe PEW PEW PEW

lol i wish i was high!

Alright what is the origin of PEW PEW PEW?


PEW PEW PEW is derived from the Latin expression Pewnongus Perennium Penissus meaning Lasers fired at your perennium and penis. It is punishment for insolence.

@18, Your first drink is on me.

@18, and your second is on me.

I want a freaky looking meat eater with metal teeth... he's just too cute!

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

My parents seriously suck ass. They got me all the toys I ever wanted, then they literally sucked my BH with their lips. Therefore, this triceratops is better than my parents in every possible way. Except for the fact that it has no lips.

stfu dingo imposter!!

I have one of those and it totally works like that!

i would let the hasbro spokeswoman ride me like a dinosaur.

The 'Hasbro Spokesperson' is HOTTT


Thats a complete photoshop/MS Paint fabrication. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

This is more like a scene from Never Back Down!

This looks to be a solid toy idea. And yes, does it come with a free spokesperson?

Thats a complete photoshop/MS Paint fabrication. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

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