Oct 10 200810-Year Old Tennessee Boy Enlisted To Drive Drunks Home, Flips Van At 90MPH

First!!!!

I saw "ten year old" and then saw that picture and thought "It's okay little guy, puberty was a bitch to me too" then I realized that he was forty three and was then dissapointed there was no wife beating in this story.

Second!!!

Ooops! Got greedy and FAILED!!!

Must have been the liquor....Now, where's that kid? I need a ride.

Its Fake!, everything about it is Fake, wheres Daisy?

It's the quote that has me wanting a little more. So, beer is not alcohol? And, what are these pills that the woman was "pounding" when the police were arresting her?
What planet did this happen on?

It's a shame the parents didn't fly out of the vehicle and conveniently dismember themselves on something.
@GW - Well, WTF are you waiting for? Post the picture! Let's vote!

My dad is nice. And sometimes he is a little too nice, if you know what I mean ; P

@6 - Tennessee... and sadly I guessed that before reading the entire article...

I am a sausage monger for those of you who missed my add earlier. I like both types of sausages - if you catch my drift.

I will pay you 90$ for a peepee touch.

Seriously

PS. I am booked this week and next one, so please make reservation at my myspace page.

@8, my dad is only nice to me when I fetch his slippers and make him coffee and hold up the back of his robe so it doesn't drag on the floor.

Little Kid - "Where is the button to shoot the turtle shells with this jalopy?"

I will send a picture of my opening my butt crack if anyone has doubts.

And no, you will not see any balls in the picture! I am a girl FFS.

Although I do understand you might be questioning the nature of my sex, considering my profile picture on myspace.

@13, It's not that I doubt you're a girl, its just that no one has told the truth since they invented the internet. So I could say, "I'm gonna post a picture of my girlfriend riding my twelve inch cock" when in reality, I don't even have a girlfriend.

@13 - WTF does FFS mean?
@14 - LOL, nice!

Ahh okay FFS = For F*** Sake

I am sorry I did not know that abbreviation. Although I should know this abbreviation since there is a word in it that I really want to be part of someday.

Yes you guessed it right, a good jolly f***.

Actually a f*** first...

Then a jolly f***.

It is just that I have never done it (making love) so how can I know if it is Jolly or not eh?

I mean at night when I am in bed and close my eyes I try to imagine what it would be like -- with a pen --. I think it would be pretty cool.

PS not in the pooper please.

Um, if anyone is going to be making love in the near future, can you make me some too? I've only got a little left before the weekend.

Oh diesel its easy... We're making looooooove out of nothing at all

I have scientific evidence that sharpies "real name" is Randy Lewis Jr.

And also, even if your pooper is not on duty, Thumperchica, can I do stuff with it? I mean like make a poney tail out of the hair?

Jo Mama, I would be making love to you RIGHT NOW if it weren't for Thumperchica.

She is obviously having the sausage-deficiency-syndrome.

Guys..... I just got fired from my job for being on this site!!! my boss alked by and was like WTF!! GO HOME! so yea....

lol that sucks

@21, if that's true, its still not funny. Now you don't have a way of making money (well, at least money that our government can steal from). Now what the hell are you going to do???

As long as your fired, you should wink at your boss and say something like "She's cheating" and then smile and walk away.

no I'm just kidding, i didn't get fired. Came close though

I was just in dying need for attention. Sorry everyone!

Also, I am in dying need for poppers. I hear they dilate the anus and thus make it easier to slip stuff in it.

Just a thought

OMG MY ARMPIT HAIR HAS SPLIT ENDS!!

Sharpie, you're a wet blanket.

Yes I am! Thank you for noticing.

Also, #26 Is not me nor it is the imposter.

#26 implies that he has gone on Sharpie's profile and checked his pictures out, which nor the importer or myself would do.

Seriously

100 Bucks say they are voting for McCain Palin

100 bucks says they get so drunk they have their ten year old son vote for them. Hey it's illegal, but these good citizens can overlook that.

Gents/Ladies,
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Fake!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell, the shadows are all wrong.

It appears to be a still photo from Never Back Down, with different faces, and bodies.

15 beers is nothing.

Daisy my love.....

LOL, I'm from TN, this was on the front page of the paper(like we have anything better to read about) this guys an idiot, it shouldn't stain all the people of TN...

This rather reminds me of my youth.

Okay, it was only once, but being the tallest sober family member, I was the one who pulled driving duty for the next beer run, even though I was 13 at the time. I believe the idea was that any cop would say "thanks for not letting that guy drive, son."

Ah, Mississippi.

am I the only one who thinks this guy looks a lot like Patrick Norton from techtv?

I was there and it totally happened like that! That kid never backs down.

wow. I wonder who'll drive worse... the drunken dad or the kid...

He looks good for 43

And this is why I hate white trash. Anyone?

now who's this damn Daisy, again ? - step on it !