Sep 8 2008Your Own Personal Peanut Butter Machine

Ahaha, nice one at the end there.

Also, FIRST

I like peanut butter as much as the next guy, but c'mon a whole machine just for it?

Has anyone noticed that the peanut butter coming out of the machine looks like it was removed from a diaper?

And I bet cleaning it, is a mess!

Where do the shells go?

angels come down from heaven and place them at the right hand of god.

nah i'm just kidding god doesn't exist.

please note, that if you look closely, there's no f***ing shells on the nuts in the hopper!!! F*** you false advertisement. F*** you and your... ...pussy whipped friends!!! Four eyes!!!

Well, that’s just Skippy.

um....i NEED this. Because today i invented peanut butter jelly cupcakes :D

Back in the old days, when everyone thought I invented peanut butter, articles like this would have been saved for February, and trotted out as part of black history month. Now that everyone knows it wasn't me we can talk about peanut butter any time.

Did you know I invented a NES that ran on peanut shells? I also cross bred peanuts with oranges so they would peel easier.

See you in February. The shortest month of the year, and its black history month. Just another case of the man keepin us down. Vote smart, Vote Obama.

GWC

1 question where can i get it? PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BETTER JELLY JELLY YIPPIE

Guys, guys, GUYS! Come on, I saw this in Never Back Down ages ago.

mmmm doo doo butter

Wait.....you saw never back down?????

Is it peanut butter jelly time?

And at least it's not chunky peanut butter. Chunky peanut butter eaters disturb me. If I wanted CHUNKY peanut butter I'd just eat some peanuts, know what I mean? Of course you do...

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

(Chorus:)
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

(Chorus)

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

(Chorus)

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

(Chorus)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x

Hopper full of bacon...

Thank you, Rebel. *dances in a banana suit with some maracas*

By "shell nuts" they mean any nut that comes in a shell.

That's not false advertising, that's you not reading the description correctly.

Mmmm, bacon butter.

Anything for you SmokingGirl, because you're Smokin'! (bad and out of date quote from The Mask)

WOW, bacon butter?

Who needs peanut butter and jelly when you can have bacon butter with bacon jam ... and bacon bread.

Famous BACON quotes:

Butt-head: You can get on the phone and be like "Uhh, room service? I'd like some BACON, and a couple Cokes, and a bunch of whores..."

Beavis: Yeah yeah! "And a side order of POOP!"

Butt-head: Uh, what did you say, Beavis?

Beavis: Oh, I was just saying, "And a side order of POOP!"

Butt-head: Oh boy. Beavis, you just sent my boner into the ground.

The funny thing is that store bought peanut butter like Skippys or Jiff or whatever doesn't just have peanuts...they add things. Like sugar. So once the recipe is released for Jiff I'll look into it. But hey if you like the straight up kind I say go for it.

i gotz to get me one o deez

This is really a machine of peanutbuttery death to those who have allergies. Ban it, dear God ban it before those little legumes kill again!!!!!

I licked the nozzle, and it tasted like nuts.

is this geekologie, or GROSSologie?!!

BOOOM!

who the hell needs almost half a gallon of peanut butter? (shown in pic)

If I put a poo in there would it come out as diarrhea or as peanut butter?

Okay, I remember seeing a machine like this in 1st grade. A kid in my class had one at home and brought it for show and tell. We all had fresh peanut butter on saltines. This was 25 years ago. How is this a new concept?

Anyone else think, "Two Girls, One Cup" when they first saw this?

I beseech someone out there to integrate this into a big teddy bear with a "surprise" timed to when it is opened as a gift. Call it the Turdy Bear.

@16 - God god, we have an evil genius in the making...BACON BUTTER FTW!!

@28 - ummmmm.....Me?

@32: LMFAO! I would buy one. "Two Girls One Cup: Nursery Style!"

You'd have to really really love the stuff to get a machine to make your own, you'd use it once, get pissed off with how horrible it is to clean and then it would never get used again.

My own diarrhea maker. Sweet!

36: That was shit. Ya' get it? SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha nut butter

Dear Sirs,

Please send the capacity of the peanut butter machine (how many grams per hour), price and how can I order it.

Best Regards,
Ronen Shchory

hahahaha DUCK butter

hello nice machine i would like to have one like that one but how should i get it because i want to use it as my own business some where so if u can get for one that is true think you for giving us services so my names are Brian lubajja Julius

So how do you clean it?

You said "nutella and penis sandwich."

Nobody has commented on that. Just thought I should.

This machine is a TOY its not working as it should. This will never never work what a WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY... NEVER AGAIN...This machine should be banned from the market....

Joseph