Sep 15 2008Yes, Please!: A New Star Wars Bedding Set
Star Wars sheets: no man's bed is complete without them. I had Dukes of Hazzard sheets growing up, so I think it's about time for some Star Wars action. Sold by Pottery Barn, the set is expensive, but well worth it. Just imagine: a bottle of wine, some aromatic candles, a whole box of Star Wars condoms, this bedding set, and you stretched out on top PEW PEWing your own spaceship with a numb hand (The Phantom Menace). I know, it almost sounds too romantic.
Hit the jump for several more pictures of the collection.
Pottery Barn
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star wars sheets and pillows for lucky kids (and adults?) [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. dick - September 15, 2008 10:27 AM
first
woohoo
2. Aaron - September 15, 2008 10:29 AM
This must be for parents who want their kids to be virgins forever.
3. vagina - September 15, 2008 10:31 AM
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4. Preys - September 15, 2008 10:40 AM
The Star Wars merchandising knows no end, I need these, now let's make the jump to sleep speed
5. enigma - September 15, 2008 10:47 AM
Love it, love it, love it. Does it come in King size?
6. neko - September 15, 2008 10:51 AM
ah sure, they match the inflatetable lay-la, and the dont get laid cutains
7. Madgame - September 15, 2008 10:56 AM
I would definitley 'shoot first' with this set. Eat your heart out, Han.
8. the sysop - September 15, 2008 10:58 AM
oh man, these are perfect. i also really enjoy all the PEW PEW PEW jokes. and #2's comment.
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9. Thumperchica - September 15, 2008 11:14 AM
This Bed-Set comes complimentary with our new "NGLA*" cologne!
*NeverGetLaidAgain (NGLA) and it's subsidiaries will be held harmless against any and all claims of monkdom, massive masturbation, being laughed at hysterically by the opposite sex, etc. ENJOY!
10. Not That Guy - September 15, 2008 11:23 AM
I'll buy some for sure. And by 'for sure' I mean 'fer shizzle.'
11. Mel - September 15, 2008 11:41 AM
The perfect complement to my R2 fridge.
12. Chris Lee - September 15, 2008 11:53 AM
http://www.chrislee.tv/robotics/2008/09/video-from-pottery-barn-kids-star-wars.html
13. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - September 15, 2008 12:07 PM
My kid would love it, he's 8, actually my husband might like it too, and he's 32...
14. Lindsay - September 15, 2008 1:17 PM
i hate to say it, but it just looks like it has jizz all over it
15. Kelly - September 15, 2008 1:26 PM
Well, I am a 25-year-old girl and I would love this.
However, I think it'll just get me action from all the wrong places...
16. Harry Coe - September 15, 2008 1:26 PM
The design on the sheets is way old school, I got them when I was a kid back in the 70's and still have them! (not on my bed though and, yes, I have selpt with a woman!)
17. Eddy - September 15, 2008 1:39 PM
You know, I've been looking for sheets to put on my new bed in my new apartment. I'm a 20 year old girl and I think if someone was bothered by my starwars sheets, I'd have to kick them out. They would be an amazing litmus test for future sexual partners.
18. ElWampa - September 15, 2008 4:11 PM
I am totally going to buy this.
19. Keithypoo - September 15, 2008 4:37 PM
These are wonderful because you could PEW PEW with your "Lightsaber" all over the blanket and people would just think it's more of those warp speed light trails. PEW PEW Princess, PEW PEW. I want to get inside her like Luke in a Taun-taun.
20. Bailezebub - September 15, 2008 4:46 PM
"ah sure, they match the inflatetable lay-la, and the dont get laid cutains"
lay-la? lololol dude.... c'mon, if ur gonna post something with a characters name from an iconic film and novel series at least get the name right.. it's leiah... or as you so witily tried to change the name and failed lay-ya... geekologie writer, please have someone proof read these posts and screen the douches
21. Gingersnapz - September 15, 2008 4:57 PM
Now I can beat my sarlacc all night long.
22. K - September 15, 2008 5:01 PM
The sad thing is... I had an original set of these sheets from 1977... but they were hand-me-down :(
23. Bailezebub - September 15, 2008 5:09 PM
i'm sorry i only say these things cuz i'm filled with hate... T.T
24. Amibear - September 15, 2008 5:58 PM
I'm also a irl and I would love to have a set of these. I already have a spiderman pillow case and a smurfs pillowcase. Why not just be completly geeky and get a whole set of star wars sheets
25. unknown - September 15, 2008 9:24 PM
aw, is just for kids? :(
26. neko - September 16, 2008 1:10 AM
Bailezebub , dont play me down in front of your inflatable hand solo
27. Amy - October 7, 2008 2:45 PM
Does anybody know where I can get a nursery set of Star Wars bedding?
28. Scotty - September 29, 2009 10:32 AM
I am 35, and I desparately need to get these on my bed at home.
If my girlfriend refuses, she can move out.
Love me, Love Star Wars.