Sep 4 2008WTF!?: Crystal Embedded Contact Lenses
Ah yes, rocks and eyes. I mean, what a perfect match. Enter "Sparkle", a contact lens with tiny Swarovski crystals encrusted around the edge. I've got to admit, this has got to be the most brilliant eye-care product I've seen since pepper spray. Seriously, what could go wrong? Well, besides looking sexy. I'm gonna make myself a pair, I'll let you know how scandalously super-sexified I look.
UPDATE: Okay, so I glued some glitter and broken glass onto my regular contacts. Here goes nothing!
UPDATEDER: Wow, good thing I can type without looking, because I can't see a thing. Seriously though, how long does it take to grow a new pair? Ha, I'm talking actual ball balls now, mistook the paper shredder for a commode.
Sparkle - Swarovski studded contact lenses for blinged vision [bornrich]
Thanks Mary, and I trusted you to lead me to the bathroom. Pfft, some friend you are.
Reader Comments
1. Ryan - September 4, 2008 3:34 PM
FIFTY TWELFTH!
2. george jefferson - September 4, 2008 3:36 PM
i want a pair!
3. Steve - September 4, 2008 3:39 PM
What race were these designed for?
4. Icon - September 4, 2008 3:48 PM
Now I can have a "grill" and some "bling bling eyes".
Now all I need is to be black, and a rapper, and unemployed.
5. Icon - September 4, 2008 3:49 PM
I just realized I'm not going to buy them, because we're all going to die by that f***ing huge mechanical spider anyway.
6. James - September 4, 2008 4:08 PM
They might look good if they weren't placed symmetrically around the lens.
7. nullCRC - September 4, 2008 4:28 PM
Wonder what they look like in a porno?
8. guate6 - September 4, 2008 4:29 PM
Writer: don't know if I got a case of the stupids or what, but that whole thing made me laugh...lots. Good work sir.
9. theotheraaron - September 4, 2008 5:04 PM
thats a horrible idea. and it makes you look like you have blingy robot eyes.
10. Kayleigh - September 4, 2008 5:22 PM
Glass glass? Is that more glassy than regular glass?
11. delic8 - September 4, 2008 5:41 PM
I actually sort of like them. They remind me of the jeweleye, but without all the messy surgery. Hell, I might even buy a pair if they a) go on the market and b) don't cost too much.
Sparkles are good.
12. Popadopolis - September 4, 2008 6:29 PM
I don't need them. Thanks to a swimming/wine glass/drunken mother incident I had when I was 4, my eyes sparkle already. They also shoot out blood when I blink! I'm like Cyclops! PEW PEW!!
13. Christine Macabuag - September 4, 2008 9:02 PM
Ouch. Contacts are irritating as it is when you have a piece of lint stuck to them.
14. Matt - September 4, 2008 9:55 PM
Funniest Geekologie post ever
15. Whence - September 5, 2008 1:30 AM
What ever happened to all of the good geekologie articles?
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17. lynz - September 5, 2008 8:30 AM
@15
I don't see how this is a bad post?
18. Steve - September 5, 2008 9:59 AM
why does she have a skin disease?
19. butterbee - September 5, 2008 11:10 AM
opulent, lavish
20. CaptainMorgan - September 6, 2008 12:27 PM
@ 3 - The Round Eye
I can see these in a porno, reflecting the bad lighting...adding a touch of 'class'?? However, if she gets any juice in her eye and starts rubbing them, damn if it don't turn ugly!
21. groonk - September 6, 2008 11:00 PM
she's got stars in her eyes
22. Anna B. - September 8, 2008 4:59 PM
I would love a pair of these! Who doesn't want an extra bit of sparkle in their eyes?