Sep 17 2008World's Shortest Man Meets Leggiest Woman
The Guinness Book of World Records held an event yesterday in Trafalgar Square to celebrate the release of the 2009 edition. Among the attendees were Svetlana Pankratova, world's leggiest woman (at 52"), and He Pingping, the world's shortest man (at 2' 5.37"). As you can see, the photoshoot gave He the perfect opportunity to score a worm's eye view of Svetlana's love nest. Nice He, but if I was you I would have climbed one of those legs and built a treehouse.
Shortest Man Meets Leggiest Woman [aol]
Thanks to Pat, who swears he dated a chick with even longer legs and had to use a grappling hook to have sex.
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Reader Comments
1. Icon - September 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Seriously? He Pingping? LOL
2. chaosthirteen - September 17, 2008 3:48 PM
I think he knows for sure she's not a natural blonde.
....
To much?
Maybe.
3. Miles - September 17, 2008 3:51 PM
OK- I'm confused. Are her legs really 52"? And from where are they measuring? (I had a 15" dick until I stopped measuring from my belly-button. It's all relative I guess.)
Seariously. 4'4" legs? Amazon!
4. Miles - September 17, 2008 3:53 PM
Actually, it kinda looks like she just gave birth to a drag queen. Plop! right there on the cement.
Too much?
5. Miles - September 17, 2008 3:55 PM
Oh- and the 80's called, they want their slouched jersey dress back.
6. gingela5 - September 17, 2008 4:02 PM
She looks like a really tall Princess Di. That little guy is so cute!
7. Tom - September 17, 2008 4:05 PM
I want her for Christmas. That will keep me amused for a few hours!
8. Angel Mass - September 17, 2008 4:24 PM
Still not leggy enough for me
9. AtomicSquid - September 17, 2008 4:28 PM
I want the job measuring women's legs for the record books...
10. Madgame - September 17, 2008 4:31 PM
Heads up little guy!
11. No.6 - September 17, 2008 4:33 PM
Holy Shit:
I think I work with a relative of hers...
That little f***er is CUTE. I want that little dude running around my house making mischeif...would be way better than a monkey.
Yesterday, I saw a 4'5" 350lb black woman wearing that exact same dress....same color, jersey cotton and, unfrotunatley, same size. There was stuff everywhere. I'm pretty sure that one is the bizarro world version of the other, I just don't know which one is which.
12. rachel - September 17, 2008 4:36 PM
awesome
13. whistle - September 17, 2008 4:43 PM
Hoop, Leggy Blonde, you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you gettin' down till the break of dawn
*Mumble mumble mumble*
Panties on
14. c45j - September 17, 2008 4:46 PM
i was thinking the same thing.
15. mr_stagger - September 17, 2008 4:49 PM
Did no one notice him gazing up-skirt in the video on youtube??
13 seconds into it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7NXAEuA5A
16. commentzor - September 17, 2008 4:55 PM
He could walk through her legs and not even have to worry about hitting his head on her cooch.
That is crazy stuff.
17. Lucy - September 17, 2008 4:59 PM
Leggy Blonde!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs
18. Jo Mama - September 17, 2008 5:44 PM
PING PING PING!!!
19. Foobar - September 17, 2008 6:38 PM
He doesn't appear to be living up the the Groper family standards.
It would be even cuter if he had a tiny umbrella open over his head.
PEW PEW PEW!!
20. Miles - September 17, 2008 6:48 PM
@19- LMOA funny, "...tiny umbrella ella ella ay ay ay."
21. Uncle Eccoli - September 17, 2008 7:53 PM
*That's a huge bitch!*
22. Dirty Paul - September 17, 2008 8:35 PM
I don't care to see her love nest, but I would pump her lust shanty till she melts!
23. Calvin - September 17, 2008 10:04 PM
He could have easily sat on the steps but no, they made him sit on several phone books to bring more attention to his tininess.
24. theotheraaron - September 18, 2008 12:05 AM
FAKE!
25. Gingersnapz - September 18, 2008 1:00 AM
Its okay, that little guy is biggg where it counts ;)
26. Ginormagantuan - September 18, 2008 3:12 AM
#25, you mean his big ass nose?
27. ~zeus~ - September 18, 2008 3:52 AM
#15 @ the link: 1:27 "DUDE that was my book! ...damn"
28. bass - September 18, 2008 10:07 AM
wow....thats funny lol
29. TetraShiva - September 18, 2008 12:25 PM
@13
Flight of the Condors FTW
30. Shez - September 18, 2008 1:01 PM
Funny if he tilted his head up
31. Nat - September 18, 2008 2:48 PM
How tall is that woman??
I keep hearing the length of her legs but not her total height. She must be like what, 7ft or something?
32. boscbo - September 18, 2008 3:13 PM
I'm suprised the writer didn't crack a joke about the little guys name... He Pingping needs to change his name to He PEEPing.
*crickets*
33. notjustin - September 19, 2008 1:07 AM
"As you can see, the photoshoot gave He the perfect opportunity to score a worm's eye view of Svetlana's love nest"
http://www.notjustin.com/he_looked.jpg