Sep 30 2008Umbrella Lets Rain Know Where To Stick It

This F*** The Rain Umbrella is made by Art Lebedev and lets mother nature know where to stick it. It's a real product and will set you back about $55. Although, personally, I like the rain. Like that Garbage song goes, "I'm only happy when it rains, I'm only happy when it's complicated." Okay, that last part was a lie. I hate complicated shit. Like math. Oh, an tyoping without l ookkning.
Hit the jump for an uncensored picture and what it looks like from the rain's point of view.


Thanks to Will, who can rain hellfire and brimstone down upon his enemies.
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Reader Comments
1. Count Orlock - September 30, 2008 4:28 PM
I like how it's being held up by a loli.
2. Elmo - September 30, 2008 4:29 PM
I need that xD
good for business in New York, eh?
3. Amy - September 30, 2008 4:35 PM
Aww, I wanna see the face of the girl holding the umbrella. She looks adorable, at least her legs and outfit do. :3
4. Hunter - September 30, 2008 4:43 PM
Didn't know Pippi Longstockings had a beef with the heavens...
5. Thumperchica - September 30, 2008 4:46 PM
I like this... I like the models leggings way more... but the umbrella is kewlness
6. Jo Mama - September 30, 2008 5:03 PM
Insert Gene Kelly dance to death metal music.
7. LSDiesel - September 30, 2008 5:17 PM
What if a bird took offense and decided to shit all over you?
8. The Dingo - September 30, 2008 5:20 PM
It's just bounce off your sick ass umbrella and be another slap in the face to that asshole of a bird!
9. The Dingo - September 30, 2008 5:33 PM
8th and 9th by the way!
10. Chris - September 30, 2008 5:51 PM
f*** you rain!
11. http://www.philwebsupport.com/ - September 30, 2008 8:56 PM
nice f***ing umbrella
12. nikeforces - September 30, 2008 11:25 PM
Aww, I wanna see the face of the girl holding the umbrella. She looks adorable, at least her legs and outfit do. :3
Too bad thats a man.
13. marc - September 30, 2008 11:40 PM
assbrellas.com
14. SmokingGirl - October 1, 2008 7:55 AM
Non-conformists buy silly things to, you know, not conform. Just like the other non-conformists who buy the same umbrella.
15. ITrush - October 1, 2008 10:18 AM
What the ... thanks, it's not raining here anywayz. LoL
16. Momboelitist - October 1, 2008 10:52 AM
SG, come on! Nonconformists do lots of nonconforming stuff, like wearing brand name clothes with logos all over them. OK, maybe that's conforming too but I bet if they played real life frogger....wait, some Swedish twins already did that.
Never Back Down Nonconformists, Never Back Down.....
17. ShitBitch Carl - October 2, 2008 4:25 PM
Umbrellas suck. Raincoats are were it's at.