Sep 11 2008Two Laser Eyed Cats In A Staring Contest
Every time you masturbate God makes two cats with laser eyes have a staring contest TO THE DEATH. ZOMG, I've killed so many kitties.
Hit the jump for one more picture, which is actually a sculpture by Steve Bishop made with two ceramic cats and fluorescent tubes.
Staring at Cat Staring at Cat Staring [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. bass - September 11, 2008 2:00 PM
FIRST!!!!
2. fdsfdsfr4d - September 11, 2008 2:03 PM
somebody has to tell theses artists to stop using fluorescent tubes.... seriously way overused these days...the cat idea is nice thou.
3. Thumperchica - September 11, 2008 2:05 PM
This would be way cooler as the sphinx from Never Ending Story.
4. some cat - September 11, 2008 2:06 PM
PEW PEW PEW
5. Icon - September 11, 2008 2:08 PM
PEW PEW PEW!
http://interactive.usc.edu/members/bnewman/archives/the_never_ending_story_01.jpg
6. Foobar - September 11, 2008 2:08 PM
Bass- hole. Why don't you find the little laser kitties creepy or weird?
GW - Your actions created both kittens, and only one dies in the staring contest then you have a net gain, and also provide a renewable source of meat for chinese restaurants.
7. bass - September 11, 2008 2:10 PM
@foobar
i find them to be quite lame.....i think they belong in my 5th grade teachers class
(love the name btw...like i haven't heard that before)
8. Foobar - September 11, 2008 2:13 PM
@7 - Thanks, its a family name. I come from a long line of foobars.
9. SmokingGirl - September 11, 2008 2:16 PM
Laser cats are better than hooker baby shoes I suppose.
Pew pew.
10. Thumperchica - September 11, 2008 2:20 PM
Thank you Icon. That helped the visualization a bunch!
11. whistle - September 11, 2008 2:29 PM
Man, I was hoping there would be a much cooler explanation behind that picture.
12. TWITCH - September 11, 2008 2:30 PM
the concept is great, but the execution leaves me cold. couldn't he at least create a base that would hide the cord?
13. Zoid Elpertclam - September 11, 2008 2:42 PM
laser pussies?
pussy can cut ya. don't mess wit no pussy.
14. No.6 - September 11, 2008 2:43 PM
LASER CATS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1AgL8Z4pbA
15. Gingersnapz - September 11, 2008 2:51 PM
It looks like something useless you would win in a lame sort of sweepstakes.
'.....and one lucky winner will receive....TWO KITTENS STARING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER....many will enter, few will win. Even fewer will care..."
16. TWITCH - September 11, 2008 2:57 PM
@ 15 Oh (Ginger)SNAP!!!
17. Eelill - September 11, 2008 2:58 PM
There are two things that everyone loves. Cats and lasers.
In the future there was a nuclear war and because of all the radiation, cats developed the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths. Some will use the cats for good, others for evil. Who will win in a world of...
Laser Cats!
18. Gingersnapz - September 11, 2008 3:10 PM
The PEW PEW PUSSY'S!!!
19. Momboelitist - September 11, 2008 3:52 PM
You can't go wrong with Laser Cats!
Wow! I can't wait for the TV series starring.....The Laser Cats of course!
Fighting crime, thwarting villains, unwronging.....wrongs! Oh and staring at each other, can't forget that.
Disclaimer: The Laser Cats or their subsidiaries are not responsible for crossed eyes or other staring injuries.
20. JohnnyIrish - September 11, 2008 4:22 PM
This isn't so much.. Pew Pew Pew
as it is.. Vizzzzt!
21. bass - September 11, 2008 4:43 PM
@foobar
that is so sexual=]
22. Elmo - September 11, 2008 6:09 PM
hey man (mr geekwriter) I think you've figured out how to make the letters REALLY BIG lololol
23. gatsby - September 15, 2008 11:54 AM
Thumperchica, you read my mind.
24. jwalsh97@gmail.com - October 16, 2009 1:42 AM
shit's funny'as hell. brighten'sip me dee. \