Two Laser Eyed Cats In A Staring Contest

Every time you masturbate God makes two cats with laser eyes have a staring contest TO THE DEATH. ZOMG, I've killed so many kitties.

Hit the jump for one more picture, which is actually a sculpture by Steve Bishop made with two ceramic cats and fluorescent tubes.

Staring at Cat Staring at Cat Staring [ohgizmo]

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