Sep 5 2008Turn Your Scooter Into A Mobile Hotspot

Is your scooter just not geeky enough for you? How about turning that bad boy into a mobile hotspot?
This how-to shows building instructions for putting together a scooter that doubles as a roving wireless hotspot, GPS device, pirate radio station, and even has enough juice to amplify an electric guitar in order to play songs over the web.
Awesome! The only thing you have to watch out for, based on the look of that monster antennae, is spinal cancer. Trust me on this one, I don't break into the hospital and steal patients' meals because I'm not a doctor. I do it because I'm hungry and my wife couldn't cook to save the last living dinosaur.
Wireless scooter lets you wardrive from the fast lane [make]
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Build yourself a scooter that doubles as a roving hotspot [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Icon - September 5, 2008 11:56 AM
Fake. This is obviously from the movie Never Back Down. I saw it in scene 26.
2. Huh? - September 5, 2008 11:58 AM
Icon I think you're Fake, This is definitly possible.
3. Daisy - September 5, 2008 12:11 PM
Let me be the FIRST to say that
this isn't a fake.
If its in a movie then the movie copied it from real life.
Lives are for sale at wal*mart now...get one.
4. Momboelitist - September 5, 2008 12:21 PM
If you buy your lives at Walmart you are selling out to the man. And by the man I mean Ol' Hop Sing over there in Ching Chang China!
See what I did there? I took an ordinary reference to Malmart and turned it into comedy gold....with a dash of Asian bigotry for flavor.
Actually I'd like to see a mobile hotspot turned into a scooter. Now that'd be a trick.
5. Icon - September 5, 2008 12:24 PM
@2, 3
You're an idiot.
6. ShitBitch Carl - September 5, 2008 1:07 PM
@5
You're an idiot. You forgot 4.
7. Ben - September 5, 2008 1:10 PM
Way to keep falling for Never Back Down's viral marketting campaign, Geekology Writer. Are they paying you or something?
8. Icon - September 5, 2008 1:24 PM
@6
Actually you're the idiot as @4 didn't mention anything about my post.
pwned.
9. Pat - September 5, 2008 1:44 PM
@1 you're an idiot.
@6 you're not an idiot.
10. Pat - September 5, 2008 1:45 PM
I mean
@1 you're not an idiot.
@8 you're an idiot.
11. butterbee - September 5, 2008 1:49 PM
@10 You feel nice.
12. butterbee - September 5, 2008 1:50 PM
I mean
You feel well.
13. idiot - September 5, 2008 1:52 PM
@12 Please confine comments to idiot identification. We got a few, and need to stick with a single topic here.
14. butterbee - September 5, 2008 1:56 PM
It messed up the way he talks.
15. Ben - September 5, 2008 1:59 PM
@15 You are a god in the sack.
16. Icon - September 5, 2008 2:06 PM
@15
I agree.
17. butterbee - September 5, 2008 2:17 PM
I mean the bad parachuter. The fall messes up the way he talks in a few posts up.
18. theotheraaron - September 5, 2008 3:03 PM
wow, with that i'd never have to leave the sidewalk again!
19. Dr_Freak - September 8, 2008 12:01 AM
i thought the antenna was a pole for strippers... now THAT'S a mobile hotspot!