Sep 25 2008This Is Where Babies Come From
They just crawl out the end of this thing.
Note: Possibly NSFW depending on your employer's "watching videos of kids crawling out the end of a giant inflatable pecker" policy.
Youtube
Thanks to Romeo and Stephanie, who both agree a giant vagina would have been much more appropriate.
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Reader Comments
1. nope - September 25, 2008 2:16 PM
nope
2. neonyxzus - September 25, 2008 2:20 PM
Little timmy thought that he had been in a place like this before, but he just couldn't place where...
3. aRTie - September 25, 2008 2:23 PM
3rd!!!
Why can't i stop laughing at this?
4. JaC - September 25, 2008 2:29 PM
Holy crap that is not right.
5. neonyxzus - September 25, 2008 2:30 PM
Is this Neverland Ranch's newest attraction?
6. Queen - September 25, 2008 2:31 PM
Kudos to whoever was playing Bohemian Rhapsody on the kazoo lol
7. Thumperchica - September 25, 2008 2:32 PM
Daddy's lil squirt re-enacting daddy's fav moment of their conception...
8. tochirov - September 25, 2008 2:37 PM
so so so so so SO SO wrong.
but so damn funny
9. JohnnyIrish - September 25, 2008 2:45 PM
After reading the title and watching the first few seconds of the vid..
Thats a weird looking vagina. :P
10. TJ - September 25, 2008 2:46 PM
That looks like fun though..
11. Miles - September 25, 2008 2:47 PM
WTF is that thing really s'posed to be? I mean, yeah it looks like a giant semi-woody with the purple pleasure dome at the end.... but honestly, what is it?
12. rawr - September 25, 2008 2:52 PM
we had one of these at my school for fun daywhen i was a kid
13. Miles - September 25, 2008 2:52 PM
Whatever it is, I'm disturbed and aroused all at once.
14. Julian - September 25, 2008 3:03 PM
shit! who got footage of me nude sunbathing in the park? those aren't kids btw, its my sperm.
15. Jesus - September 25, 2008 3:07 PM
What? What is that? is that..?......OH MY GOD ITS PENIS
16. matt - September 25, 2008 3:10 PM
Red rocket, red rocket!!
17. Dan - September 25, 2008 3:11 PM
@14
AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS AND YOU SAID ITS YOURS COS YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HUGE PENIS AND YOU SAY THAT CHILDREN AREN'T COMING OUT OF IT BUT SPERM IS BECAUSE YOUR SPERM LOOKS LIKE CHILDREN.
EPIC WIN JULIAN, EPIC WIN
Really though, eat shit and die in a fire.
18. Beerngolf - September 25, 2008 3:11 PM
Why the f*** would anyone decide to murder Queen like that???
http://www.beerngolf.com
19. Julian - September 25, 2008 3:18 PM
@17
Good use of sarcasm there dan. You must have picked that up from the many times your Father said he was satisfied after you f***ed him. too bad it was your mother who had aids and not your father, if you had f***ed her instead i would have saved myself two minutes of writing just now.
Have a good one buddy.
20. DigitalT - September 25, 2008 3:27 PM
Damn....
21. Renin - September 25, 2008 3:29 PM
I am forever scared, emotionally and spiritually.
22. ginormagantuan - September 25, 2008 3:36 PM
#19, nice...... you get 100 hit points for that, holly shit! and an added +3 armor boost, and i think your attack just got a +3 boost also, WOW that was 73h win!
23. Jo Mama - September 25, 2008 3:45 PM
Its PEW PEW PEW'ing little children!!!
24. Bubbles - September 25, 2008 3:47 PM
I am pretty sure that was Dan's horrific attemp at trying to sound like Stewy on Family Guy....what a dweeb
25. Ash - September 25, 2008 3:54 PM
hey guys who want so ride my slip and slide?
26. LSDiesel - September 25, 2008 3:58 PM
@Julian,
Thank you. Someone needed to say something to dumb-ass dan.
27. sleepbotzz - September 25, 2008 4:08 PM
wow. and here i expected to see a picture of Governor Palin's daughter
28. mtk - September 25, 2008 4:24 PM
You're all thinking sperm? Because I'm thinking kidney stones.
29. Tenchi059 - September 25, 2008 4:35 PM
@6: quote
30. Robyn - September 25, 2008 5:19 PM
The music is PERFECT!
31. Dan - September 25, 2008 5:45 PM
I touch my browneye with trumpet.
32. DC - September 25, 2008 6:43 PM
@28 yeah yeah yeah kidney stones not sperm lol I love this haha
33. bR1an - September 25, 2008 6:59 PM
This thing looks like it belongs on one of those f***ed up japanese game shows. You know the ones where they totaly degrade and humiliate the contestants before rewarding them with an amulance ride and a scared psyche.
34. Martyn - September 25, 2008 7:15 PM
That really is one of the strangest things I've seen and parents are actually letting their kids play on that? Makes it even worse.
@Queen
I don't think it's someone playing it on a Kazoo, sounds like the music has been taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ.
35. marcus - September 25, 2008 7:47 PM
stop reposting everything that's on failblog.org. Originality Fail!
36. nimn - September 25, 2008 8:04 PM
did anyone else notice that that thing kinda looks like a giant penis?
37. Thumperchica - September 25, 2008 9:17 PM
@33 - MXC is one of my favshows to watch - and you are right, this looks like something that would be on it
38. pirhan - September 26, 2008 2:19 AM
#36 lol.
Oh God that was funny. The kazoo was the cherry on top.
Does anyone know what the slide was suppose to be? Or just a concoction of shapes and colours that happens to coincidentally look like GIANT PENIS?
39. bR1an - September 26, 2008 3:36 AM
The music sounds like it is being played with armpit farts. Totally is.
Thumper:
As I understand it MXC (or whatever it was called in Japan) was one of the tamer shows. There are/were others that made MXC look as harmless as purple unicorns water skiing behind gay dolphins being ridden by teletubbies whilst listening to Menudo.
Actually that is pretty f***ed up.
40. Beastman AIDS - September 26, 2008 5:33 AM
Everytime a child burst out of the penis eye I cringed. That is no way to treat a penis eye. No way.
41. Chris - September 26, 2008 5:02 PM
wow.. talk about passing a KIDney stone!!!
42. testudinis simius - September 26, 2008 8:46 PM
those kids will have a trauma when the parents show this footage to their kids in 10 years.
43. Peregrinus - September 30, 2008 2:03 AM
That "kazoo" music is actually taken from a Youtube video of a manualist performing the song.
44. marrilliondillion - December 26, 2008 7:12 AM
I may never masterbate again. I had no idea tiny microscopic kiddies came running out every time I come. holy f***ing shit.