Sep 25 2008The Last Thing You'll Ever See

B: make sweet love to my wife while he watches. I will defeat him by breaking his heart.

.....Dad?

I shat bricks.

Does it do anything? Or is it just creepy looking?

@1: Errrr, umm, weren't you 10 last thread?

Top 5 again.

They could have left out the acne.

Y'know- I think even by Taiwanese standards that is one ugly mug on that thing.

@6 - fail

This thing is creepy - I'd rather sleep with creepy grasshopper clock and Hawking's robotic breathing in my room.

OH- and if your robot needs glasses, you suck ass at designing robots!

the glasses enhance his emotional receptors though, i bet he writes some dope poems. such a funny headline / pic.

I think this is just a prototype for the robot in the white shirt standing on the right.

@8 Thank you for supplying my first reconition.

I feel part of the group now. Not really.

@ 5

Yea but, I can't be limited by the happenings of one post. I must change and adapt to needs of the current post. Uh, yea, you got me. Thanks for noticing.

If I'm going to be killed by a robot army of the future I sure would be embarrassed to die from something that looks like that dude.

Ahh, so solly. I musa keewl you now.

@12 - you're welcome.

anyone notice how much the guy standing behind the evil death robot looks like the evil death robot?

I for one welcome our glasses wearing nerdy acne plauged teenage asian robot overlords

JOHNNY IS ALIVE !!!!!!!

The manufacturer is "NUTTS"?

That silver chest piece better be a small beer fridge or this robot idea is crap.

You left off my favorite tags: OMFG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, ROBOT REBELLION

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Your'e telling me that Clay Aiken is GAY??!?

Never Back Down

I want a robot that looks like me. Scratch that, I wanna just clone myself so I could rape me in a dark alley. Now, would that make me gay or put me at the top of masterbotory technologies??

OMG!! This thing is totally hot! I cant believe how amazing the construction is. This is beautiful!! OMG! This thing is sooo f***in stupid! I hate it!

OMG Gas prices are totally going up according to new studies!!

They should make a "Never Back Down" tag, and add it to absolutely everything posted, for no damn reason. And maybe a "First" tag too. Just to get them out of the way.

Yeah, OMG! This is dumb!! I seriously LOVE it! I wish they would write down the price or the website where I can order it!! I seriously called Circuit City and Best Buy and they didnt have this thing at all!!! OMG! I am building one right now!

I shall call him "mini-me" *does Dr. Evil pose*

Jackie Chan?

And exactly what is the point of this?

This explains a lot. One day last summer, I saw an asian man with "Made in Taiwan" on the back of his neck. Guess I know why now.

the last thing we need is a Chinese Terminator

Your Move Creep.

Fake!

That's totally photoshopped. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

Its like a mash up between the big fight in "Never Back Down" and the fight scene in "They Live". Only with more robitics and less fighting.

The friggin problem with this effed up robot is

1) he looks like Miles.
2) He's human looking enough that eventually someone will campaign to give him civil rights.
3) He's unhuman enough to pass as disabled, and after gaining rights, will have an excuse to not pay taxes, and to take all the handicapped spaces.

Besides the obvious PEW PEW PEW that comes when when robots are set free on an unsuspecting populace.

I envision the day that when one needs minor out patient surgery, no need to go to the clinic, nosir! Suture Symon shows up at your door....

Huge money saving potential here.

MAdre, mia (Oh my god) es feísimo (it is horrible ugly)

damn... soon they will be lending in. f***ing asians are replacing themselves with robot clones! I knew we couldn't trust them!