Sep 19 2008Sure, Why Not?: Cardboard Cat Playhouses
These fold-it-yourself cat playhouses from suckUK are made from grade-A cardboard and there is no way in hell my cats could fit through that little hole in the top without utterly destroying the thing. But if you have small cats, each one costs about $27, making them some of the most expensive pieces of soon-to-be shredded cardboard I've ever seen. Seriously, if you love your cats and want to get them the nicest playthings, do what I did and get them all Power Wheels. Oh, hold on. "Jimmy, what did I tell you about running over the dog's tail? Haha, yeah, you want to be going full speed. Good kitty."
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Thanks to Phil, whose pets dine exclusively on Dom Pérignon. Drunk pets are the best pets!
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Reader Comments
1. the sysop - September 19, 2008 11:32 AM
badass ! first ?
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2. Jessa - September 19, 2008 11:34 AM
My cats would utterly destroy them before i could get a cute picture of them inside of it. :S
3. the sysop - September 19, 2008 11:36 AM
quickly, sparkles! to the cat vomit cannon
pew
4. DigitalT - September 19, 2008 11:37 AM
"Kitty Tank goes Pew Pew!!!" hahahha!!!
I think we should get 20 cardboard tanks and cats, and have a Kitty Pew Pew War.
5. chris w. - September 19, 2008 11:51 AM
i can has battle tank?
6. Gingersnapz - September 19, 2008 11:55 AM
You should always do what it takes to keep your pussy [cat] happy
7. pierre - September 19, 2008 12:15 PM
yeah i could see my 6 cats tear those apart in a few minutes
8. Icon - September 19, 2008 12:23 PM
6 cats? Uh oh.. we have a crazy cat lady on our hands.
9. Farva's Twin - September 19, 2008 12:31 PM
@8 - Ha Ha Ha Pierre's got 6 cats, and no pussy.
10. Rivercat - September 19, 2008 12:32 PM
Like Jessa's cats, mine are cardboard-shredding freaks. These would not last a day in my house.
11. Jinu - September 19, 2008 12:39 PM
Crazy cat MAN.
12. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 19, 2008 12:57 PM
OMG I have to order everything from that site now
13. sugacookie - September 19, 2008 12:57 PM
Cardboard? We don't need no stinkin cardboard! My cats can PEWPEW without it. Although, Claire does fancy those Diet Sunkist fridge pack leftovers.
14. Jumpin_J - September 19, 2008 1:08 PM
Oh why not? Makes for good new photos for www.icanhascheezburger.com. And before you think I'm a robospam, I'm not, I think. Anyway, it's got great photos of mostly cats and silly captions. Makes me laugh anyway. Check it out. Or don't. Whatever. It's Friday.
15. Michael - September 19, 2008 1:39 PM
I don't get it - how do you get the cats to build it?
16. Angel Mass - September 19, 2008 2:58 PM
Suck UK ?
17. ra1n - September 19, 2008 4:17 PM
see this is why cats hate humans...
18. Thumperchica - September 20, 2008 8:25 AM
This is AWESOME!!! I totally want the lil tank! Who cares if I don't have a cat?
19. Ginormagantuan - September 22, 2008 3:50 AM
D0000000D!!!! this would be so cool if my cats did not destroy it as soon as i lay it down on the ground for them to play with! and if i did not have to clean up the big mess they would make with all that shredded ass cardboard, meh, i like the tank the most too!
20. Ginormagantuan - September 22, 2008 9:57 AM
Damn....... being halfway across the world sucks ballz, everyone posts when I am asleep and vice-versa, meh.......... Italy sucks balls too!!! it's not as cool as it seems. :-P
21. Meaty_Urologist - September 22, 2008 12:29 PM
How flammable are these? Would I need to douse one in kerosene first? Cats tend to freak out when soaked in kerosene.
22. Steve - September 22, 2008 6:29 PM
You don't just have one cat (which is bitchly enough), but multiple cats? Shit, you are a Fancy Lad.
23. Oscar Wilde - January 3, 2009 8:48 PM
No one notices the name?SUCK UK?
SUCK?!?!?!
24. party favors and planning - September 30, 2009 11:48 AM
Ohhh! My little cat ran over it and destroyed them before i can take a snap of them to share with you people.
Cheers