Sep 3 2008World's Strongest Magnet Being Built
Scientologists at the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Florida are building the world's most powerful magnet. When finished, the fridge rapist "will reach a power of 100 tesla when it's complete, which is a whopping 67 times more powerful than the magnets in a typical MRI." Impressive. So what do you use such a powerful magnet for? "(To) test the properties of newly discovered high-temperature superconductors like iron oxyarsenide, which may improve the performance of MRI machines and high-voltage power lines while lowering their cost." Sure, why not. I have relatives in Florida, so I'm gonna arrange a tour next time I'm down there.
UPDATE: Forgot to take the Prince Albert out first. Looks like an M-80 detonated in my pants.
Reader Comments
1. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 2:24 PM
That prince albert comment was just disturbing
2. two - September 3, 2008 2:29 PM
2
3. Enflamed - September 3, 2008 2:30 PM
wait....Scientologists...like the cult? Or was it supposed to be scientists. I'm so lost...either way I'll have to get a prince albert so i can take it off too.
4. what the - September 3, 2008 2:36 PM
"Scientologists"?????
What? I think you got that very, very wrong. Unless this magnet can be used to expel body thetans. lol
5. me - September 3, 2008 2:38 PM
Scientologists aka Tom Cruise building magnets? They are going to have to rethink their ploy for world domination.
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=011af223ccf04b02f0e757aa323bcab6
6. theotheraaron - September 3, 2008 2:46 PM
is this the scientologists god?
7. Enflamed - September 3, 2008 2:49 PM
No, it's their plan for the next time anon raids. They play to suck them into the "church" via massive magnet to pull them by their keys, change, and random assortment of piercings. I'VE CRACKED THEIR CODE!
8. SuperFly - September 3, 2008 2:59 PM
8th
9. jared - September 3, 2008 3:10 PM
8th is for queers
9th is where it's at
http://www.beerngolf.com
10. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 3:19 PM
9th is for complete morons.
10th is for partial morons.
So that makes me like infinity times as good as you.
And just for the record..
Http://www.beerngolf.com can kiss my http://www.ballsnass.com
11. Momboelitist - September 3, 2008 3:23 PM
11th is for me and 12th..Well, 12th is for.....
12. Momboelitist - September 3, 2008 3:23 PM
....My large penis.
13. Icon - September 3, 2008 4:35 PM
beerngolf should rename their site to shittydesignwork or imadouschethatadvertisesongeekologiedotcom.
14. Jazzman - September 3, 2008 5:10 PM
lol... i'm a graduate of FAMU/FSU College of Engineer... The lab is right next to our building... i always wondered why i keep hearing voices in my head ever since i graduated... SShhhhhhhh... they're speaking to me now. doh... damn you National High Magnetic Field Laboratory!!!
15. weh - September 4, 2008 5:23 AM
i like the way the bald guy looks at the camera in a mad-scientist-sort-of-way.
16. weh - September 4, 2008 5:24 AM
i like the way the bald guy looks at the camera in a mad-scientist-sort-of-way.
17. Eddie Aitken - September 4, 2008 8:14 AM
LOST Hatch!
18. puckstopper9 - September 4, 2008 8:38 AM
Hrm..I work at FSU and take classes here, and I hadn't even heard this. Leave it to Geekologie to find the local news. lol
19. guate6 - September 4, 2008 11:16 AM
Hmmm...MRI's produce about three times the magnetic force of the earth...this will produce 201 times (read: a LOT) the magnetism of the earth...I wonder how that would affect our orbit...or the moon for that matter...
20. spyder - September 4, 2008 1:03 PM
Doc Oc tried something similar... it didnt work out too well.
21. jook - September 4, 2008 1:38 PM
looooooooooooooooooooool, i died laughing when i saw you wrote the fridge rapist............i have never ever laughed like this
thanks for making my day
22. bob kelso - September 4, 2008 1:49 PM
"(To) test the properties of newly discovered high-temperature superconductors like iron oxyarsenide"
HAHAHA he said ARSE!
23. Thomas - September 7, 2008 4:45 PM
Fake!
Its a total photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong!