Sep 26 2008Sleep Standing Up With The Vertical Bed

Finally!!!!

I guess this guy will Never put his Back Down to sleep.

How handy! I've always wanted to take a nap above a subway grate, but never had a way to do it!

They stole my idea!!!

So this is what the GW looks like!!!

Yeah, this thing should be called the NevrBaK Down.

The first knob-gobbler that takes this concept too seriously gets a swift kick in the grapes.

miles piss off i worked as a hotel receptionsit for four years while doing my phd and i would have loved sometihng like this, the bastards insisted we stand up for 8 hours

#8: I did that for years too, and it does suck...also pulling more than 8 hour shifts standing, sucks.

It looks impractical. In the places that do have subways, standing on the grates would be fine, except the gusts of wind that you get...it'd blow the umbrella right off or make it inverted.

I suppose they still need to make some of these for places without subways (read: most of everywhere).

yeah let alone pretending to be polite to fat annoying tourists while your still tripping

Didn't David Blaine just do this in central park?

Nic no way you were ever even close to gettng a PhD. You're insane and probably a child. Fucking sociopathic piece of shit. I"M THE TROLL OF THIS BLOG. Back the fuck off.

@8- phd? In what? Being a prick? I only have a GED and I can tell you, credentials don't impress me, nor the method by which they are obtained.

wow your all being so nasty!?

Looks like he's playing some pocket pool?

What a great idea. Render yourself unconcious in the middle of the sidewalk so thugs can rob you while you sleep.

Besides, aren't park benches and newspapers good enough anymore??

@15

good point, most places with subway grates aren't places I would want to be caught vulnerable.

@13 - I suppose when you have an operation you see out the less pretentious doctors without degrees. Do you seek out products designed by high schoolers, and travel on airplanes designed by novices too?

@ 17

Don't be douchie. He's just saying that application is more important than potential.

@15, thats exactly what i was thinking. perfect application to get robbed.

Ye douche.

For the record, the guy in that picture looks like a BAMF. That is all.

Come on GW, this blog is too good for that shit. You don't have to publish every tip you get.

I would love to see someone actually doing this, because I imagine how fun it would be to just kick 'em in the dick as hard as I could. Like city streets aren't crowded enough? This is by far one of the dumbest contraptions (emphasis on the "trap" aka "you're trapped so I can kick your balls straight into your cranium") every created.... unless of course you're the Penguin and that umbrella can make you fly, or double as a high-powered rifle. PEW PEW. Then.....it becomes the coolest thing ever created.

what if the whole thing just fell to the ground? and my feet and waist would be strapped in thing ? it's pretty stupid and a hazard to noses all around the world

Hmm...This might be just subtle enough to sneak into my accounting class.

Wow, now I can easily take a nap anywhere I go.. It's nicer really if they add some connections for my fav mp3 players.. LOL

imagined shanking someone who's sleeping like this!? you can like prop them up in the middle of a grassy field afterwards and no one will know they're really just dead! pretty sweet huh!

That's the greatest thing ever!!!!

Where can I get one? Christmas season is coming. I worked my way through college as a men's room attendant. This would have come in very handy! Especially the umbrella.

or just carry around a folding cot and a crappy tin for the change some people might throw at you as they mistake you for a homeless person... ...getting paid for sleep? whaaaaat???

As far as i can tell, the target market here are the unemployed homeless. Nice sound marketing strategy, shitdip.