Sep 3 2008Say No To Carpal Tunnel: Bloody Stump Wrist Rests Perfect For Halloween, Zombie Decoys

Worried about developing carpal tunnel? Get a job where you don't have to type. But for the rest of us, there are wrist rests. This $15 set includes one hand and foot and is sure to get a rise out of undead coworkers. Of course, if you actually do work with zombies you should probably chop their heads off before they eat your brain. As a matter of fact, The Superficial Writer and I had to take a fire axe to the secretary just this afternoon when we caught her eating an arm.
UPDATE: Haha, it was a meatball sub. I swear, that marinara can be deceiving. Well, long story short, we called the coppers and blamed it on The Iwatchstuff Writer.
Hit the jump for a few more pictures of the gore.



Bloody Stump Wrist Rests [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Jimmy - September 3, 2008 3:25 PM
MMmmmmmmmm Braaaaaaaaaiinnnnnns
2. GimpSamurai - September 3, 2008 3:27 PM
LOL, the hand is doing the shocker!!!!
3. GimpSamurai - September 3, 2008 3:27 PM
LOL, the hand is doing the shocker!!!!
4. star_bury - September 3, 2008 3:51 PM
That's awesome! I bet they didn't even think of that marketing angle....
5. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 3:51 PM
These would be fun to place in a co workers desk, then call security. then sit back and watch. then laugh. then look for a new job.
6. jared - September 3, 2008 3:55 PM
Awwww! the Iwatchstuff writer finally got included in something
http://www.beerngolf.com
7. theotheraaron - September 3, 2008 4:21 PM
mmmm, those make me hungry
8. facepunch - September 3, 2008 5:45 PM
jared, you ass clown, go die and quit plugging your stupid site.
9. Antonio - September 3, 2008 7:16 PM
I agree with #8
10. butter_toast - September 4, 2008 12:45 AM
hmm... i have seen one of those....
except it was a closed fist... and it only got bloody after i pulled it out of this one hole....
hmmm....
=D
11. Hunter - September 4, 2008 3:06 AM
....no
12. guate6 - September 4, 2008 10:53 AM
Eh, at least they got the bones right...I've seen arms/legs that have a single bone sticking out...
13. Thomas - September 7, 2008 4:44 PM
Fake!
Its a total photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong!
14. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 1:41 AM
jared, you ass clown, go die and quit plugging your stupid site.