Sep 3 2008Say No To Carpal Tunnel: Bloody Stump Wrist Rests Perfect For Halloween, Zombie Decoys

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Worried about developing carpal tunnel? Get a job where you don't have to type. But for the rest of us, there are wrist rests. This $15 set includes one hand and foot and is sure to get a rise out of undead coworkers. Of course, if you actually do work with zombies you should probably chop their heads off before they eat your brain. As a matter of fact, The Superficial Writer and I had to take a fire axe to the secretary just this afternoon when we caught her eating an arm.

UPDATE: Haha, it was a meatball sub. I swear, that marinara can be deceiving. Well, long story short, we called the coppers and blamed it on The Iwatchstuff Writer.

Hit the jump for a few more pictures of the gore.

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Bloody Stump Wrist Rests [gizmodo]

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MMmmmmmmmm Braaaaaaaaaiinnnnnns

LOL, the hand is doing the shocker!!!!

LOL, the hand is doing the shocker!!!!

That's awesome! I bet they didn't even think of that marketing angle....

These would be fun to place in a co workers desk, then call security. then sit back and watch. then laugh. then look for a new job.

Awwww! the Iwatchstuff writer finally got included in something
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mmmm, those make me hungry

jared, you ass clown, go die and quit plugging your stupid site.

I agree with #8

hmm... i have seen one of those....
except it was a closed fist... and it only got bloody after i pulled it out of this one hole....
hmmm....

=D

....no

Eh, at least they got the bones right...I've seen arms/legs that have a single bone sticking out...

Fake!

Its a total photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong!

jared, you ass clown, go die and quit plugging your stupid site.

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