Sep 26 2008Sarah Palin Is All Ears In Corn Form!

ok....and farst

how do they do that shit?

She's a joke.

Wow...that looks strangely like this chick on my syrup bottle....creepy.

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So I'm at work, and apparently that ^ is what happens when you copy artwork from CS3 and paste it here. Now make a corn field maze out of that.

Well that was a big waste of time.

funny how politicians from the party we favor are "legitimate candidates", but the party we don't like are "a joke".

i.e. a senator halfway through his first term in office is "legitimate", a first term state governor is "a joke".

She's a shitty maze and she'd be a shitty VP

we need pics of people lost in her nose

I wonder if that's the same cornfield as the one from Signs. Those aliens are crazy!

@10, and Republican!

She's a joke because she's the Manchurian candidate. Just a puppet that can be controlled 100% Why isn't the press allowed to ask her questions anymore? Oh, because she knows nothing about foreign policy or even the Bush doctrine for that matter.

@7- No, that isn't funny at all. It's sad that she's a joke. Sad because she stands for everything I'm against and yet still may end up in the White House. Sad for so many, many reasons.

I hope she dies in a horrible car wreck. There. I said it.

@ 12- lol ! You said Bush doctorine.... My girlfriend had to see one of those...

Oh come on... This is so obviously FAKE...
Just vote for Obama & change the way the rest of the world views America... If you vote for the old white guy, we will just say "Business as usual, they must LIKE the way the country has been run for the last 8 years..."

Heheheh... Bush doctorine... Nice one #14

Hi, You people, if that is what you are. The way you craft your written words seems to indicate any cartoon would be qalified enough to run YOUR country, sadly. I know a lot of people that died for your opportunity to make an intelligent decision on the facts about who to vote for. Not the level of bigotry and snide remarks you idiots seem to be able to freely make. I am truly sorry you People are my fellow Americans charged with the heavy decision of looking at the facts and voting in the coming elections. If anyone needs to go I would select you.

"funny how politicians from the party we favor are "legitimate candidates", but the party we don't like are "a joke".
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Well, dipshit, Palin IS a joke. Lets see.............

Major in college: journalism.....(oh and she transferred between 5 colleges in 6 years.)

Record as mayor (of town of 6,000) before becoming governor: She hired lobbyists for earmarks, asked the librarian if she'd censor books upon request, fired city council as "loyalty test".

Record as governor (for 2 years so far): under investigation for abuse of power, for firing her commissioner for refusing to fire her brother-in-law...and then used state attorney general to *secretly* investigate what the state house & senate had uncovered about her improper conduct. Is now stone-walling the investigation into herself (that SHE initiated), and is forcing state employees to REFUSE to answer subpoenas issued by the independent council investigating her. Enjoys giving unqualified school book buddies prime state jobs.

The day after Obama accepts his nomination to a crowd of 87,000, Mccain goes in panic mode and tries to grab the headlines by picking a woman who's under suspicion for claiming her daughter's retarded baby as her own (she says she gave a speech and flew 8 hours to alaska....AFTER her water broke)....then announces that same daughter is pregnant....oh and Palin is against sex-ed and condoms for teens (which explains the underage pregnancy). The joke lasted for two weeks, and now Mccain's poll numbers are in free fall.

She is a joke. Literally. She sounds like Bobby's mom from Bobby's World. She is a complete idiot (thinks living near Russia qualifies as foreign policy experience). Considering Mccain's age and cancer history, she is a DANGEROUS pick for VP, and a joke on every level conceivable. Mccain even tried to cancel his debate so she wouldn't have to do hers next week. THATS how much of a joke she is.

Looks like that corn maze leads to nowhere.

Precedent suggests that Palin is against the "ear"-mark for that field.

BUNCH OF F***ING IDIOTS!
Why the f*** get lost in Sarah?

Vote Obama!
(If you haven't watched the Debate on Friday Night, PLEASE watch it.)

I find it hard to believe that anyone who would vote for Palin/McCain would be smart enough to carve her likeness in a corn field.

@17 - Longest comment I've ever seen! But the whole politics thing makes me more depressed on the fact that I'll miss election day by TWO DAYS because of my age :'(

oh f*** no

Did anyone see SNL last night? " A farmer in the Midwest has carved out Sarah Palin's likeness in a corn field. You enter it and soon you find yourself in way over your head!" :)

@12 - I hope america gets smart and starts selecting its presidents based on what you like. I was against the Obama Palin ticket until you made that statement. Now that I know you are completely against her its probably the right choice!

@19 - What time is it going to be on?

A Complete Fake. Its obviously photoshopped, you can tell because the shadows are completely screwed up.

Its much more likely a picture of Baja from Never Back Down rendered in a cornfield pallet. I'm guessing the artist did too much LSD and thinks this is funny.

Fake, fail, Never Back Down, asshats. I think I covered it all.

she may be dumb and unqualified...i'd still f*** her though

*sigh* McCain/Palin '08!!!!

**THIS JUST IN***

Due to the buyout, all investments for the next two years will be win/win. Meaning, you are guarenteed to at least receive your initial investment back in full and/or make a profit. Also, anyone who loses their home due to governments need to make a profit off of their buyout plan within the next two years to validate said buyout, will be spat on by everyone in their community and up to two neighboring communities. Remember this buyout is "for the taxpayers" so you might be homeless for a little while or until any profit is seen, but after that you will be able to afford a newspapyer and cardboard box for sure.

P.S. if the buyout doesnt work blame Clinton.
P.S.S. If the buyout does work do not expect taxes to go down again.
P.S.S.S. Our contry is f***ed.

@27 - Douchenozzle

A maize maze?

Wait... What!?!

@32 - You aMAIZE even me.

Vote Obama/Palin or wish you had

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i was waiting to see obama in office so i could come back here and laugh at you guys.

comments regarding palin being incompetent, a puppet, voters are idiots, and change change change

lookie there, he has barely gotten into his presidency and already proving he is incompetent (completely reliant on T.O.T.U.S.) a puppet (pelosi tells him do do anything, he does it) his voters are idiots (he already has large amounts of voters proven to have only voted for him because they thought he was going to turn the economy around, and personally save every one of them) and change (change what? of right, i forgot, change isnt a one way road, theres always a change for the worse!)

i really do feel bad for you people, i wish we lived in an america where democrats were actually democrats, not mindless liberal drones, democrats had slowly poisoned themselves over the years. people who were once in the communist or nazi party, now found home with the democrats. You can argue all you want, but you just know its true, you have no mind of your own, liberals (current age, mind you) desire complete control, over their nation, its states, you, and your family, your future is theirs, and you just unknowingly give it to them. destroy the republic, destroy democracy, destroy capitalism
create a one world government, annihilate the opposition through any means possible, equality through destruction of diversity, ban religion and its followers, dissent is punishable by death.
sound familiar? it should, its what you all vote for, its what you all have heard, read, or seen. the left at its finest would have you under the rule of one almighty man, whom you would worship as a god, or be crushed by.

Oh my god!
I live in Alaska, however I certainly stand under Obama.
First, as an Alaskan I tend to be slightly conservative but open minded to either party. Secondly, and as an Alaskan, I can tell you exactly how Palin does as a leader.
Palin - Recently she resigned only two months before the end of her term, her child Willow, I go to school with, stated that it was because of a book deal. And her mom was tired of the work and the hassle of ethics complaints. That there should be enough. Palin was picked by McCain merely a strategic move, as a hot candidate should we grab some who vote with their dicks instead of their brain, and as women she got other womens votes. She also did a terrible job as governor, but I won't get into the specifics because you have to live here to understand.
Obama - A man who went to Harvard and majored in law. I'm not entirely sure about his background but he seems very educated and well respected among his colleagues including Illinois' politicians. Want to raise taxes for rich and lower for the poor. Seems like a smart move. And pulls us out of Iraq which none of America agrees with anyway. Another intelligent move.

Theres much more to the both of them but just a couple sentences should make it fairly obvious.

Looks like that corn maze leads to nowhere.

Precedent suggests that Palin is against the "ear"-mark for that field.