Sarah Palin Is All Ears In Corn Form!

Wheeler Farms, near Toledo, Ohio, created a Sarah Palin corn maze in a 16-acre field. As you can see, it looks like a pretty shitty maze. Sadly, that didn't stop me from getting lost and circling her lapel for two hours.

A face from ears: Palin is carved into cornfield [boston]

Thanks to Richard, who would look devilishly handsome as a corn maze.

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