Sep 8 2008Questionable, But I'd Still Buy Some And Wear Them Around The House: Star Wars Condoms

R2 Lightspeed! erm... I guess I diddn't need to spend 20 minutes putting that on...

Sweet...Condoms for uber geeks...who will never end up using them...because they have never seen a girl naked...they closest they've ever been to that is they girl at the Star Wars convention dressed as Leia in the gold bikini!!

Oh and FIRST!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA

Rats...I was beaten to first!
I fail so hardcore!
:(

I'm up too early for this... btw I love the "Episode 7" lolx

OMG, lame, lame.... lamelamelame, lamelame.... lamelamelame, lamelame... lamelamelame laaaaaame

Good for making balloon animals maybe? Like a Banta, Rancor, or a Tauntaun?

What I wanna see is the condoms that Chewbacca and the other Wookies use. Oh, and I would also like an audio recording of two wookies getting it on.

I would say that this thing was hideously unsafe, and anyone who actually --used-- one of these was asking for pregnancy, an STD, and is applying god-only-knows how many carcinogens and lead products directly to their pecker.

On the other hand, actually attempting to convince a woman to let you use one of these things might be the single-handedly most effective means of preventing --any chance-- of pregnancy or STDs on account of her laughing in your face and suddenly remembering she has a dentist appointment. Yes, at 2 AM.

Conclusion: most effective condom ever. Bravo!

"Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
―Han Solo

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
―C-3PO

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
―Leia Organa to Han Solo

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
―Leia Organa to Han Solo

"Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"
―Biggs Darklighter

"Get clear, Wedge; you can't do any more good back there!"
―Luke Skywalker

"Now lets blow this thing and go home!"
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker

haha...the picture alone is priceless!

These things give nerds A New Hope.

When you finally shoot your load, do they make a PEWPEWPEW noise?

If you go out and buy Star Wars themed condoms, then you've never actually seen a vagina...

No matter how for, for away you look.

I didnt recall the deathstar has a nipple

I actually have a box of these that my friend brought back from Japan. The only part of them that is "Star Wars" themed is the box. Inside, they're just generic, red condoms. I guess you could make the case that they're supposed to look like light sabers when worn, but why are they red, then? Surely this isn't some subtle, moralistic message from the Japanese, claiming that anyone who uses condoms is from "The Dark Side"?

Anyway: Yes, I used them. No, it didn't scare the girl away. No, she didn't get pregnant. No, I didn't make any "Star Wars" references.

wait til you see the "Chewbakcka Limited Edition"

Oh yah, that's how it's spelled on the box.

#9: well done

I don't think I'd get 'em...several schools and other places (including everywhere in LA for Mardi Gras) give a lot of them away free all the time.

OXYMORON

The condom C-3PO looks like Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist

Governor Tarkin: The Princess? Put all sections on alert.
Darth Vader: Obi-wan *is* here. The Force is with him.
Governor Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.
Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.

... do they glow in the dark?

I think it's hilarious that I'm a total geek, loser and nerd and I've still been laid. By a real girl. And I didn't even pay!

P.S. She wasn't my mom, either

P.P.S. or my sister

P.P.S. NO SHE WASNT MY GRAM GRAM>>WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

P.P.P.S. Yes, she was fat though. But not very!

P.P.P.P.S. And we were both sober..And I didn't have to drug her. And I didn't trick her into thinking I only had weeks to live.