Sep 10 2008Further Proof: Money Doesn't Buy Class
Thought the gold Porsche and Burberry Maserati were bad? How about a pink camo Bugatti Veyron? I know, I think I just shat in my mouth a little too. The Veyron (and green camo Rolls Royce Phantom after the jump!) are both owned by Nigo, the ban behind Japanese clothing line Bathing Ape. Fortunately, if there is such a thing as fortune in this case, the eye poison is actually the result of vinyl wraps (like the Maserati) so you can rip the hideous off before you sell it to someone else. Man, I can't wait till I'm a rich a-hole with no class. I've already got classless asshole down pat, now I just need the rich. I'm coming for you, bank!
Hit the jump for the camo Rolls and an unrelated camo Porsche.
Bugatti Veyron by Bathing Ape in Pink [luxurylaunches]
Thanks to Jackster, who, along with Jillster, hurt himself tumbling down a hill.
Reader Comments
1. bar room hero - September 10, 2008 5:22 PM
Crap! How ugly.
2. Spikey DaPikey - September 10, 2008 5:27 PM
The Porsche looks the best of the lot !!
3. Notbob - September 10, 2008 5:43 PM
I prefer the Rolls Royce.
4. viktor_vaughn - September 10, 2008 5:43 PM
the pink camo on that veyron is a bathing ape pattern. same with the green camo on the phantom thats also bathing ape camo and the guy standing next to the phantom is NIGO the CEO of A Bathing Ape.
5. Bleh - September 10, 2008 5:45 PM
By the headline I thought you were going to post pics of Jessica Simpson or the Britster...other site I guess
6. DigitalT - September 10, 2008 5:48 PM
1st one is the Pepto Bismol Sponsor car. And the last two were crapped out by swamp thing.
7. el - September 10, 2008 5:58 PM
You're cruel GW. So cruel. Why would you harm my eye's like this? I think I'm going to throw up. Hey, does that mean I get to go home early? I sure hope so...
8. RideNsmile - September 10, 2008 6:12 PM
Haha it worked..i had to find out more so i popped to google typed in Bathing Ape and guess what i was suckered in....Good advertising...the $100 peel off sticker paid off...good advertising...
9. Felipe - September 10, 2008 6:17 PM
I think I just puked... hey, looks the same than the car!
10. facepunch - September 10, 2008 6:42 PM
guy needs to be ran over with his stupid cars, then shot in the stomach...then taken apart at the joints with a blowtorch...and eventually end up being fed to a panda.
11. Zippy - September 10, 2008 7:19 PM
@ 4 - No, that is actually a friggin' idiot in the photo with the Rolls.
What I don't understand is why Bugatti would even sell a Veyron to these fools? I mean, it's not like you can just go down to the corner dealership and drop some fat cash, ask for a Veyron, and drive it off the showroom floor. There are a limited number of them and they're only sold to certain people. I guess the folks at Bugatti must have had a lapse in judgement.
12. Zsolt - September 10, 2008 7:20 PM
I got me some bapez!
13. CaptainMorgan - September 10, 2008 7:28 PM
The girl that got this car must suck like a hoover.
14. Bob Loblaw - September 10, 2008 11:07 PM
NO CLASS? NO STYLE? WOW DO SOME RESEARCH ON NIGO AND SOON YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT CLASS AND STYLE IS...
15. Lauren - September 10, 2008 11:34 PM
man crush?
16. sean - September 10, 2008 11:54 PM
bugatti gets em spotty - is that a reference to True Lies (the 'vette gets em wet)? If so well played.
17. NVG - September 11, 2008 12:28 AM
Ugliness.
Even a Kia Pride looks much better than those cars.
These rich people do not deserve all that money.
I hope someone could collect all these ugly-car photos and put them in one site.
18. ddarko - September 11, 2008 1:33 AM
Zippy - stfu what are you talking about it dont matter who you are if you got the money you can buy anything. Anyways the voyer is ugly but i would push the hell outta the bent
19. www.magazinearena.com - September 11, 2008 2:09 AM
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20. Neisseria - September 11, 2008 2:35 AM
Futher Proof? More like Futher Poof!!1!!
21. poop - September 11, 2008 6:53 AM
posting from an ipod touch: I can barely see the car on this thing! ...but whatever it is, it's destined for a week in the Nevada desert, with yours truly!
22. Pink Camo Lover - September 11, 2008 6:56 AM
Is the pink camo designed to allow you to hide in the feminine hygiene product aisle at the supermarket?
23. Trevor - September 11, 2008 8:40 AM
That ape will never get clean.
24. Amaranth - September 11, 2008 8:54 AM
nice, lots of rich people with horrible taste... that's pretty telling people "I'm so rich I can afford to have a fugly car that you will never own in your life!"
25. Blindwilly - September 11, 2008 8:57 AM
I did that with a 20 year old Toyota Corolla back in college in the 90's. Doubled the value of the car and the local cops loved it! What that says about the cops I dunno....
26. Thumperchica - September 11, 2008 9:36 AM
Pepto Bismol pink leopard - PUKE!
27. Christos - September 11, 2008 9:57 AM
As a car nut, I would usually do the same thing I always do when I look at such an abysmal creation... vomit in my mouth, wave my fist in the air, and move on with my life, this is a little different though.
While most gold, burberry, etc. cars are just an example of poor taste and too much money in certain middle eastern countries, this one actually made sense.
The only reason that this guy can afford these redic. priced cars is because of the print that covers them. Now I am not saying these are tasteful in any way, but think about it. If you made millions of dollars over a particular design element, you would probably want to apply it to as many aspects of your life as possible. I wouldn't.... but you probably would.
28. Chris - September 11, 2008 10:11 AM
PS. To number 11.
" I mean, it's not like you can just go down to the corner dealership and drop some fat cash, ask for a Veyron, and drive it off the showroom floor. There are a limited number of them and they're only sold to certain people"
Hate to sound like a dick, but thats basically how it is done. I mean its not a corner store, and there is construction / delivery time if you are ordering it new, but the Veyron is not really all that limited (In 2007 they made 83.. think about it). As a matter of fact they have been struggling to sell their projected numbers, hence all the special editions (Pur Sang, Fbg par Hermes, Sang Noir).
Not that it is not an insanely awesome car, it is just limited by the amount of people willing to throw down about $2 million on a non-classic automobile... Not Bugatti.... no matter what they say
Apparently they are even selling them to women!
29. Momboelitist - September 11, 2008 10:37 AM
I'd say these 3 cars are ugly enough without the vinyl wrap.
I think they should have wrapped them in cheese.
30. will - September 11, 2008 12:01 PM
ur cars r like so cool
31. TE - September 11, 2008 12:42 PM
The pink is cute. The green camo is ghetto, though. Ick.
32. meska - September 11, 2008 2:42 PM
who is the f***ing idiot that actually DID the paint job?
i wouldnt for all the money in the world....
well maybe...then id take that money and buy a rocket launcher and blow that pink turd up
33. Amy - September 11, 2008 2:42 PM
What a way to figuratively shit on a million euros.
34. a - September 11, 2008 4:45 PM
This car IS limited, only 350 are going to be made. Included with the special versions. In time there will come new models. Anyway, as earlier said: the camo and color on the veyron and phantom is a plastic foil. Underneath is the real color. If he wants sometthing else he just peels away the foil. He didn't orderd this by bugatti self, but this is an after job. This car is freakin good, every dumbass can drive this supercar with ease. Give it a try in (for example) a lamborghini, corvette or porsche. You'll probably spin. (even saw in St. Tropez a high-heeled woman drive it with ease) .
35. Gingersnapz - September 12, 2008 12:47 AM
I could swear there's cars in the last two pictures...but I cant quite make em out. almost as if they were blending in.....
36. Katy - September 12, 2008 2:05 AM
What a way to ruin a car. Well I think camo ruins everything.
37. joijo2ih - September 12, 2008 3:48 AM
My eyes! The googles do nothing
38. gally99 - September 12, 2008 4:26 AM
These hurt your eyes? The Porsche is owned by this guy: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/eyeball_tattoos_are_just_freak.php
39. Chris - September 15, 2008 10:48 AM
i hope the queen of england wil see trough that the 5year old next to the phantom dies!
40. rohan - September 22, 2008 5:34 PM
are these people crazy, look what they did to one of the most sentimental classically modern ettore bugatti. thath a big disrespect. they should ta
41. emancipator - September 23, 2008 2:24 PM
looks like a vagina with psoriasis
42. Pretty Britty - September 25, 2008 2:27 AM
I know I know, It is hidious, but I would ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT Bugatti!!!
43. I kill you - September 29, 2008 1:31 PM
Holy crap... THAT IDIOT TOOK MY IDEA..SOB I had it all planned out too. i was going to get a crap load of money, not know what to do with it and paint an already f-ed up car pink. I mean really what F-tard goes around thinking "Hey lets go get a rare sports car and make it look like it got sharted out of the Devil's ass."
Oo and PS if you did think this please, b-slpa yourself fo me.
44. borsty - October 9, 2008 6:25 AM
actually, i think the porsche looks cool... sure its not as cool as a limegreen one, but it looks cool in a different way... i think of it in a way as a german police porsche looks cool too!
http://www.arabaresim.net/files/images/2005-Techart-911-Carrera-Police-car-Porsche-car.jpg
45. Mathias - October 11, 2008 12:35 PM
A pink Bugatti, what were they thinking? I can't believe Bugatti sold the car like that, they must have resprayed it.
46. Bathing Ape - November 24, 2008 3:36 PM
porche looks so good.