Sep 24 2008OLD!: How To Sell Samurai Swords

I can't see the video so suck it everyone!

Epic ownage

Sucks to be so stupid. I can't remember the last time I saw a douche using a sword like fly-swatter. Oh, that's right! I haven't.

Eeee - merg- ennnn-cee slurgery in the stuuu-deeo.

YEE HAAAWWW.

I want to see his wound.

super old video.... the QVC ladder fall is way better... or the QVC porn user

Silly GW - everyone knows Donatello was the real badass...

@ 6

but, Donatello would be off the mark as he carried the bo staff, not a pair of katanas as young Leonardo did. It's ok though, I'm sure when you watched, you only looked at Casey Jones anyway. you are forgiven.

The past few posts can all be seen at failblog.org

@7 - not off the mark, it was about the ninja - not the sword. but thanks for the forgiveness anyways. Also - my POV but, a staff/bow is a far better weapon to master - big sticks are everywhere. Finding a sword, chucks, or sai's while in a fight outside of the studio will be a bit difficult...
Kung Fu San Soo Bitches!!!

a piece of that just...the tip just got me Odell

@ 10 LOL I was gonna write the exact same thing...Weird

Just shut your mouth dude. Get off the set. You'll be fine, you son of a bitch.

Mr.Mitchell Hey buddy, haven't seen you for some time. Just hanging out with a hot girl on ____u n i f o r m e d m a t e. c o m a great place to meet hot girl online.

Wow #13
You're a loser.

0:07

His eyes say it all.

@13- That's just douche-tastic. Now move along. The grown-ups are trying to have a discussion.

HAHAHAH looks like that fat guy just walked right over the guy who almost killed himself :D

@17- Yeah, except for the part where the knob walked off to the right and out of camera range just as the fat dude walked in to take over. Other than that it looked just like what you said.

Damn, I'm bored at work.

@ 18 good burn. and yeah, work is super poopy today...

but it's almost five...

I've seen this one before! Classic FAIL!

OMFG!! F***ing stupid! This is sooooooo old! Like seriously! It's like over a year old! Wow! I'm freakin pissed at how damn old this is! OMG! I'm gonna break everything!!
On the other hand. This is sooooooo new! Like seriously! It was just released like a day ago! Wow! I'm so excited about how new this is! OMG! I'm gonna
poopies my panties!

Icon- stop listening to the voices in your head. Mine were telling me to go find a really long knife and start smacking desks with it. Then I told it to f*** off and it shut up.
Time for me to go home and drink.

lol! @ #4

The guy at the end clinched it for me.

@22... uhhh. You used to be sort of funny. You are a loser. Idiot.

Wasn't this a scene from the movie 'Never back down'?

What the hell do you think I'm gonna say?

LOL I love how the camera guy keeps panning

Thats a top seller there. Right up next to the old man. All they need is the voice of that Oxyclean guy.

Havn't you posted this before? I believe you have.

Old.

VERY OLD. At least 5 years or so. Still love the old redneck at the end.

Still awesome, though.

"We may need emergency surgery in the studio...but for five dollars more we'll throw in a complementary Elvis plate because we care about you...our dear consumer."

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also...this is a scene of the popular movie Never Back Down

This video is really old. Really really old.

lol i own one of those swords... i bought it new for $12 bucks its made in Pakistan...its its junk...

That's not samurai sword its a replica!
samurai sword does not break that easy! hand forged samurai sword can with stand even 3-4 bullets. Try searching videos on youtube. That sword is machine made replica cuz it has not hammon line and the shinogi! that's simply a cosplay sword lol! tricking people! shit loads!

I've never actually took a good look at this video before. I thought he got hit in the forearm.

He got hit in the ribcage! And you can even hear the sword sliding back out of him! Ouch!

This video is older than the dirt inside your mom's vagina.

Stainless steel swords (the fake ones) are a lot more brittle than real swords, which are made of steel. Something about the chromium content makes them FAIL. I mean, really.

btw old.

I'm starting do think that there's nothing new to see on the internet

@25 - That time of the month?

My penis is hand forged and can withstand several vagina's.

MAn, i was surfing geekologie on my phone in class yesterday and saw this article. there were no comments. I pressed the comments button, but by the time it had loaded, someone had already pested first. I would've been first if it weren't for my slow-ass phone. DAMN YOU MADGAME!

@ 43

You are #43. You posted a full 18 hours after #1. I think you may want to reconsider the "slow-ass phone" comment in lieu of a "darn timewarp!" sort of statement. Or, rejoice because, if you did spend 18 hours in that class, semester over.

@ amy:

This is sooooo old. Old, oldy, oldish, older, OLD, old. So old it actually caught up to being new.

Now please issue a super critical flame directed at me. Preferably something directed at my manhood/sexual orientation/ douchiness.
Don't be gentle. I love you.
The minute you respond, I'm going to "groom the wookie"

@45 - yeah thats probably why it says "OLD!: How To Sell Samurai Swords" in the title which you obviously didn't read.....This is Madness!

@46,
Dear Mothy
In post #22 a gentleman/woman who goes by the handle "icon" posted as to the oldness of this post.
In post# 25 Amy (sigh) responded to Mr./Ms/Mrs. Icons post with a scathing rebuttal.

In the months that I have been reading her posts, I have come to look upon Amy with a certain ammount of affection.

Wanting nothing more than for her to acknowledge my existance, and thereby giving my life purpose and direction, I also posted in a blatant manner about the age of said video in the hopes that she would flame me.

In short: I KNOW THIS IS OLD. I WANT AMY.
Perhaps I was being too subtle.
Regards

I sure am glad people are getting pissed off at me, when it's not even me posting. Hence why I suggested weeks ago that we actually have accounts on this site, so the trollers pretending to be me would stop. It's fine, everyone hate me and get pissed off about my "non-funny" comments that I'm not even making. Regardless of the misunderstanding, you all can f*** off. Seriously. I have no way to verify in this piece of shit comments section that it's really me, so I suppose this will be my last post.

Read: Any and all posts from this point on, September 25th @ 10:10 AM PST, are not really me. Enjoy, you f***ing ingrates.

Hiiiii bR1an!!!!! I want you to poop in my butt!! =)~

ew Icon. Stop crying all the time. Like a little crying dumb baby. With little baby feet.

Hi everybody! I'm an attention whore!

Hey Everyone! There's poop in my mouth!!! =()~~~

@Icon - OMG, get over yourself.
*impersonating Icon* "Oh look, a huff, I think I'll leave in it!"

Joygasm!!!! (into my mouth no less)
Now I am completed.

As per Icons rant as to the veracity of user posts, I had better have been talking to the real Amy ( imagine my shame and embaressment had a imposter asked me to shit UP her dirt path!!) 8----

i am LOLing so damn hard right now. i have friggin tears in my eyes.

@52 - Nice job on trying to impersonate me. I guess now that Icon is gone you have to pick on someone else?

Oh no!! Now I have people pretending to be me??? Everyone knows I'm the real Thumperchica because I like having poopies in my ears! And I and sooooooooo good looking. Get it? I am also only somewhat dumb.

@56 & 57 - Thank you, I feel forspecials now! So since you ran off Icon, and are working on AMY, am I next?

Ok seriously, you all had your fun, now stop posting as me. You're starting to piss me off. I can understand why Icon left now, you're all a bunch of assholes.

Alright, seriously? WTF! I am glad that you really want to be like me. But please stop. Alright? Or else I will be the dumb one.

OMG SO THIS IS TEH REAL ICON. YEP. ITS ME. IM BACK. I LIKE TO USE PROPER GRAMMER AND SPELLING. YOU ALL MADE ME SAD AND I CRIED A LITTLE BUT ITS OKAY NOW.

Wow imposter guy, you're getting pretty good! Especially the ones where you are pretending like we're arguing back and forth... I kind of like that - makes me look "multi-demenTional"

Epic fail, geekologie trolls.

Epic.

Trolling for love in all the wrong places

I gave my all to a troll

Even if you were the last troll on earth I wouldn't fingerbang you

When the trolls go marching in

Why is it that a bunch of videos featured on Failblog also end up here?

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