Sep 17 2008Ninja Cat Is Mad Stealthy, Will Kill You

first ,, I watched this last night crazy kitty

lol.. reminds me of my cat. It can move large heavy objects in my house but you never see her pick them up. Socks, paint brushes, *shoes*.

I like my eggs naked with extra dinosaur

Reminds me of 'nam.

CHARLIE'S GONNA GET YA!!!!!

zomg that's creepy

@2: I'm not seeing how any of those are particularly large or heavy, even for a cat.

I tried to teach my cat to steal money from the neighbor's house once, but she only ever came back with pocket change. Stupid cats can't do anything right, unless it's annoying the hell out of you.

LOL! It's gona eat you daniel :D

lol that's awesome

I had a cat once....She died.....9 times.

it's like the Mannequin Manslaughter from Mad TV!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQfCfoKYCY4

both are awesome. but this cat is way more crazy awesome
-wes-

i see that you also go to icanhascheezburger.com :P

the damn cat is funny with all that staring...

That cat has awesome painted all over it.
Nice video. Now you just need to set it to some type of creepy soundtrack.

SOOOO cute.

same as www.icanhascheezburger.com

Oh i saw that earlier today...that cat is so sneaky. It almost looks fake.

Looking at cat pictures online = fun
Living with cat and cleaning its litter box = not so fun

Best thing to see first thing in the morning. I miss having a kitty just for this reason!

My cat Mookie does that shit yo! motha f***a opens doors too n' shit, you gotta lock them thangs, or he snekz up in there at might and pounces on my big toe n' shit.......

@16 - truer words have never been spoken.

@18

Are you f***ing serious? You really type like that?

At #18...I haz cheezebergrs.

And this was hilarious...kind of creepy, but creepy in a cute way.

Just like a ghost in Super Mario.

@20

I'm glad someone said it.

Hahaha!
That is hilarious

ninja cat...

Okay, I just scream-laughed through the entire runtime.

All that work and he fails when it comes to the execution of the kill. He just runs away instead of taking his revenge.

Stupid Ninja cat.

*yikes!* its like that episode of Doctor Who (David Tennant - mwaaaaaa!) "Blink" where those scary angel statues only moved when you closed your eyes....I had to sleep with the light on after watching that episode 8-|

I love that #18 worked "shit" into that buggered sentence THREE times! lol

Stupid cat doesn't know what its doing, this is their instinctive behavior.

They approach their prey when its not looking and freeze when it is looking. This works because the rodents they hunt are stupid. Breeds that weren't good at this died off according to survival of the fittest.

Heh, I used to do this with my cats all the time when I was a kid. Fun stuff...

Perfect! This is why I love cats. They are so full of it. While I was sitting on the porch, a bird flew into the patio window and died, the cat pounced on it, drug it out into the yard and proceeded to reenact the epic battle that took place when she fought this bird to the death. She repeated the performance for me over and over, going to the bushes to "stalk" the dead bird and then doing wild extravagant flips in the air. Cats are a legend in their own mind.

You're so right, Lucy! In fact, I had my eyes partially covered while viewing both the Doctor Who ep and this video. Long live Ninja Cat!

the best part is at 1:01

Oh, and "RED LIGHT!"

That was kind of scary. Then I pissed myself from awing and laughter.

Yeah that was funny as hell.

Man... that's some scary horror movie shit... as a black man, i would have been running by the time the cat reached the chair!!! That's just creepy and i'm scared as hell now... did you see those "Suck your blood out" eyes... That's some 'ole "The Ring" creepiness... I'm flipping out here!!!

@ 20, 23, & 28... Obviously yall don't understand a southern urban dialect... grow-up or get over it... it’s a eff’n forum biatches!!!

yeh neeeukuh!!!!! i typez lyke dat, muh-f***azzzz!!!!!!!!!! sh337 y0!111oneone canta d00 7yp3 crazy n' sh33t up in da blogz, kn@h' meen????? sh337! !WWJDBBQ!!!!!!!! naah'm-sayeen!!!!

Damn dude, of course I type like that, I JUST DID! damn, it's not an english 101 essay, it's a blog! Of course I'm going to type like a tard.

@38, 39

English teachers everywhere are rolling in their graves. It's not a dialect when you TYPE ON A COMPUTER you f***ing morons. Just because you're too lazy to type like a normal person doesn't allow you to try and justify it as a dialect. Now go down to the unemployment office and go pick up your checks. Shanequa is waiting at home.

Served by Icon biatches..... Muhahahahhaha F***tards...

I support the content of Icon's post completely.

This, too, is old information

"9. Momboelitist - September 17, 2008 11:43 AM

I had a cat once....She died.....9 times."

Im betting 8 of those 9 time were suicide.

Hmm... Icon, what is your job? I have a nice paying job thank you, believe it or not, it involves, typing! yes lot of it, so STFU! pull that big stick you got in your ass out! dude, it's a f***ing blog, who gives a shit about typing "normally" so f*** your uptight ass! last time I checked I wasn't the one that called it a "dialect" and there is something called "sarcasm" look it up in the dictionary, wiseass.

erm, I mean: F@CK Y0000!!!!!!! MUH-FU|<UH!!!!!!!!!!!! (because I type like that)

Ohhh...this is too funny and cute! LOL